Happy holidays! Today is National Coffee Day. Coffee is believed to have been discovered in Ethiopia during the 11th century. It’s the fuel of almost every working stiff and student around the world, no matter who they are. And the best way to show appreciation for the greatest universal beverage in human history is obviously to share the best coffee memes of all time.

Coffee has had many uses throughout history. Muslim physicians used it for medicinal purposes around the year 1000. In the 1200s, the Turkish figured out the roasting process. And the first known coffee shop was opened in Constantinople in the year 1453. Coffee has played a big part in world history. The US even used it as a means for globalization.

Pour it up. To all of the coffee drinkers out there, cheers.

Tristan Rettke, a freshman student at East Tennessee State University has been charged with civil rights intimidation after attending a Black Lives Matter demonstration wearing a gorilla mask and carrying bananas tied with a noose. What an a**hole.

According to WCYB, Rettke was escorted away from the scene by university safety officer and later charged by the Johnson City Police Department with civil rights intimidation. East Tennessee State has suspended Rettke and issued a statement saying his actions, “Go against the values of our university where people come first and all are treated with dignity and respect.”

University President Brian Noland said:

“I was offended, but I was also saddened. The nation is not only raw, but it’s healing. We are exceptionally proud of the students who were peacefully participating in the event and the manner in which they exercised restraint, thoughtfulness and strength in the face of inappropriate and offensive behaviour.”

Jaelyn Grimes, a student at the demonstration, told Johnson City Press:

“Of course, it’s hard to stay calm because they’re doing it because they know they can get under your skin. You’ve just got to have thicker skin and be the bigger person and just show that ignorance is not going to override your ability to be calm. Because being calm is a lot more difficult than reacting the way they want us to react, which is in a violent stereotypical black way. But we’re not all like that.”

According to local reports, Rettke told his arresting officers that he went to the event “in an attempt to provoke the protestors.” So essentially, he was being a douche just for the sake of being a douche. Some f*cking people, man, they need to get a grip.

[h/t WYCB]

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The guys at COED, like most 20-something males, are big on FIFA. About half the week, after work, we’ll grab a 30-rack and crush FIFA for a couple of hours. While plenty enjoyable, the guys here are different ages and come from different FIFAing backgrounds, leading to different playing styles and rules. One of the biggest disputes we’ve come across is whether penalty kicks should be allowed.

I, on one hand, believe taking a gimme penalty kick is the ultimate sign of weakness. Now, I don’t believe penalty kicks should be outright forbidden, but that they should be treated with a sense of judgement. If my user-controlled player de-cleats yours and draws a red, go ahead and take the penalty kick – knock yourself out, take your shot and let’s move on. But if one of my dipshit computer controlled players bumps into one of yours and the ref decides to call a ticky-tacky bullshit foul, that doesn’t mean you’ve earned yourself a free goal. Your goals should be earned, not given. Besides, it takes away from the pleasure of victory – if you win a game with a goal the computer essentially handed you, did you even win at all?

And that’s why I believe taking penalty kicks is in a direct violation of Bro Code. The Man Code is all about doing right by your fellow bro, and gaining a competitive advantage with a cheap, undeserved goal is certainly not doing right by your fellow bro. That’s why I call for all men out there, young and old, legendary or amateur level, to think twice before you take that bullshit PK, and remember what FIFA is all about: beating your bro fair and square.

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So I understand where Eric is coming from because there’s nothing worse than giving up a dumb penalty and losing, but that’s really the only way to stop people from spamming slide tackles and trying to injure other players.

There’s a guy in our office who loves going to ground almost as much as he loves losing, and if it wasn’t for penalties, there would be no punishment. But because he plays like a 13-year-old who just discovered trolling and button mashing, he’s got to pay the price. So what constitutes an accident versus one that’s intentional? Honestly, it sucks when it happens but it’s a two-way street as far as I’m concerned. Draw a penalty, take a penalty. That’s part of the game.

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The last time we heard from Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, he looked like a total jackass for not knowing what Aleppo was.

Here’s a refresher of his infamous blunder.

Johnson is back in the news again for all the wrong reasons, as he goofed up big time in another interview. On Wednesday night, Chris Matthews asked Johnson to name his favorite foreign leader, and he might as well have asked him the square root of 6,712,987.

Jesus Christ, bro. I’m barely literate and don’t know the first thing about politics, and I even I could rattle off a couple suitable answers. How in the hell can you be running for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and not be able to list a single foreign leader you admire? Johnson needs to stop wasting everyone’s time and drop out of the race immediately. I get better political takes from my racist uncle’s Facebook feed.

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When the 2016 NFL season opened up, the Miami Dolphins and Cincinnati Bengals had very different goals for their season. Miami wanted to play better than they did in 2015 and maybe make a playoff run, while Cincinnati was hoping to win the AFC North again and finally win a playoff game. As the two teams get together on Thursday night, both teams sit at 1-2 for the season and can’t afford to fall to 1-3 this early into the new year. Here is a look at the matchup.

The Dolphins got their first win of the year last week with a 30-24 win over the Cleveland Browns. The win came against a third-string quarterback, which should be taken with a grain of salt. Ryan Tannehill has thrown for 892 yards, five touchdowns and four interceptions on the season and is also leading the team in rushing with 54 yards on the ground on 12 carries. The Miami run game needs to improve in a big way if the Dolphins want to have any chance to make the playoffs this season. Jarvis Landry has 24 catches for 314 yards to lead the receiving corps. The defense will have their challenges dealing with the Bengals offense even if Cincinnati has struggled early on.

The Bengals lost their second straight game during a 29-17 loss to the Denver Broncos. It has been an early struggle for Cincinnati to get on the winning track. Andy Dalton has passed for 938 yards, two touchdowns and two interceptions while A.J. Green has 22 catches for 295 yards and a touchdown as Dalton’s favorite target. Jeremy Hill rushed for two touchdowns last week and has three scores on the season to go with his 150 rushing yards. The defense should be able to control the Miami pass game especially with how one-dimensional they are right now because of Tannehill and an injury to Arian Foster.

Cincinnati Bengals vs. Miami Dolphins Viewing Details

Date: Thursday, September 29, 2016
Time: 8:25 P.M. ET
Location: Paul Brown Stadium, Cincinnati
TV Channel: NFL Network

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NFL Mobile App

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You can also live stream the Dolphins vs. Bengals game on the NFL Sunday Ticket app. You can download the NFL Sunday Ticket App on the App Store and Google Play.

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Knott’s Berry Farm in Buena Park, California found itself in some hot water due to one of their Halloween attractions. To celebrate the spooky holiday season, the park turns to Knott’s Scary Farm to frighten the bejesus out of their customers. One of this year’s attractions was set in a mental hospital and that pissed a whole lot of people off. Here’s Fox News with more details:

Fear VR was a new haunted house ride at Knott’s Scary Farm event featuring a storyline about a possessed patient running around a mental institution. Park visitors were strapped into chairs and moved through the attraction wearing VR headsets.

The hospital-themed attraction, which opened Thursday Sept. 22, was originally named Fear VR 5150, numbers for the official state code used to authorize the detention of a person who may be suffering from a mental disorder that causes an individual to be considered a danger to others or himself or herself.

On its website, Knott’s warns that attractions at the Halloween event contain “extremely adult material” and while there is no minimum age requirement, the “event is recommended for mature audiences only and not recommended for children under 13.”

Immediately after its debut, the ride was criticized by several mental health advocates for its portrayal of mental illness.

Knott’s decided to drop the 5150 from the attraction’s title, but that wasn’t enough to stop the complaints. People still thought that it was insensitive to mental health issues, so Knott’s opted to close it down. Here’s a statement they sent to the Los Angeles Times:

Over the past week we have heard from a number of people expressing their concern that one of our temporary, Halloween attractions — Fear VR — is hurtful to those who suffer from mental illnesses. Contrary to some traditional and social media accounts, the attraction’s story and presentation were never intended to portray mental illness. As it is impossible to address both concerns and misconceptions in the Halloween timeframe, at this time we have decided to close the attraction.

And the pussification of America continues. Is PETA going to start criticizing how werewolves are portrayed in the media? Should we burn every copy of The Shining because Jack Nicholson went batshit crazy? Gimme a goddamn break.

I hate how everything is scrutinized these days. It’s Halloween for crying out loud! It’s supposed to be super messed up and totally insensitive. The entire holiday is based on candy, girls in skimpy costumes, and people getting murdered in movies. That’s it. It’s not exactly a politically correct holiday and that’s what makes it so great.

In conclusion, anyone who has a problem with this attraction can sit on a caramel apple. Lighten up, you gigantic dweebs.

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Charlamagne is a guy who has a voice and an opinion. That’s about all I can say about the dude. He’s a host of The Breakfast Club and uses that platform to talk shit on anyone and everyone. It made him famous – good for him. And usually, I agree with Charlamagne’s opinions, but this time, all I find myself asking is who the f*ck this guy thinks he is.

Charlemagne was Bill Simmons’ guest on HBO’s Any Given Wednesday and he was dropping bombs on anyone he could. When Simmons (who’s a self-important pompous douche in his own right) asked him about what more Steph Curry could do to help the Black Lives Matter movement, Charlamagne dropped this heat:

“I mean, Steph is gonna step up when beige lives start getting killed by the police. He doesn’t care about black lives, he cares about beige lives. When the beige lives matter campaign starts, Steph’s gonna be right there on the forefront.”

Look, Charlamagne has a point about Steph – he should be doing more for BLM, especially after Charlotte – but when the hell did a guy who calls himself “Tha God” become the jury and judge of how much a person should or should not rally for a cause. I’m sorry, Charlamagne, but I haven’t seen you donating your money or time either (maybe he has but I sure as hell haven’t seen it).

Point being, C Tha God, you don’t know what Steph’s situation is, and you look like an absolute prick thinking you have the authority to speak on it.

And don’t forget, I’m the furthest thing from a Steph Curry fan. After all, I’m the guy who wrote this article:

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Melissa Adamson, a part-time police officer in Pennsylvania, lost two jobs after posting a racial slur to her Snapchat account.

The post in question was a Snapchat of Adamson in her police uniform with the caption “I’m the law today n***a.” The Snapchat predictably went viral (when don’t they?) so when Mayor Michael Cherepko of McKeesport got wind of the photo, he swiftly fired Adamson from her position after just a week on the job. I hope it was worth it.

Via McKeesport Facebook:

As Mayor of the City of McKeesport, I feel compelled to publicly address an issue that has come to my attention via social media. A past social media post surfaced just a few hours ago involving a recently hired part-time police officer, who has been in training as a probationary employee for just a few weeks. This post displays a degree of conduct and character that is far different from what I would expect from an officer in this city. It is absolutely unacceptable. Without hesitation, my office and the police chief’s office immediately concluded that this officer’s actions will not be tolerated in the City of McKeesport. She has been relieved of her duties, and her employment has been terminated.

Furthermore, local Pittsburgh news station WTAE reports that Adamson also had to step-down from her SECOND part-time job due to the photo. Adamson also worked part-time as a police officer in Versailles. She resigned from that job Tuesday, for which the department released a statement on their Facebook.

Via Pitcairn Police Facebook:

There has been a picture circulating around of an ex female employee of the Pitcairn Police Department. As the picture alone does not constitute misconduct, it is symbolic speech and protected under the first amendment.However,it is the content of the text in the picture which is unacceptable. The Pitcairn Police Department holds high integrity for the community we serve and this type of conduct will not be tolerated.

As for Adamson’s frankly dumbass, her responses were relatively predictable.

Via WTAE:

“I’m not a racist. That’s not how I plan on portraying myself. I love my job. I love what I do. It’s what I want to do it for the rest of my life.”

“Everyone that knows me knows I don’t have a racist bone in my body. And people who don’t know me, I can understand why it was misconstrued to where it looks racist. But like I said, everyone who knows me knows I’m not racist.”

Adamson said she knows it was “a stupid mistake” to post the picture, which she said is now being circulated maliciously.

I don’t doubt she’s not racist. Believe it or not, despite recent headlines and the general state of the country, most people are decent people and aren’t racist, so I’ll give Adamson the benefit of the doubt on this one. What I’m not doubting though is that she’s a full blown idiot who probably shouldn’t be working in law enforcement if her judgement is that bad.

[h/t WTAE]

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72-year-old Willis Gene Burdette wholeheartedly agrees that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. On August 10, Willis broke into a Massillon, Ohio home to show his passion for this meal in the most disgusting way possible. From The Smoking Gun:

A grand jury this week voted to indict an elderly Ohio man on charges that he snuck into the home of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculated into a bottle of orange juice that he then shook up and returned to a refrigerator shelf, according to court records.

Burdette entered the home by finding a key inside her shed. While the victim clearly needs to go back to the drawing board when it comes to hiding spare keys, she did have a security video running. This was a huge help in enabling police to find this colossal pervert.

The Smoking Gun

Burdette will have an arraignment on October 21, and he will be facing felony charges for burglary and contaminating a substance for human consumption. I think we can all agree that they need to lock up this monster and throw away the key. Nobody deserves to have their tasty morning beverage tainted with the seed of an elderly, deranged creep.

Unless of course, if Burdette committed this crime in the Belichick residence. According to the Geneva Conventions, he would then automatically be granted immunity.

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Dave Johnson is your new hero. Why? Because he just took $100 off Justin Rose at the Ryder Cup.

Dave Johnson was fulfilling his duty as a loyal American by heckling the hella European group of Rose, Henrik Stenson, Rory McIlroy, and Andy Sullivan, as Rose and Stenson were studying a putt on the eighth green. Johnson, big d*ck swingin’ American meat that he is, yelled out that he could make. Stenson promptly called Johnson out of the crowd and the rest is history.

 Stenson handed him Andy Sullivan’s putter, while Justin Rose offered him $100 cash if he actually sank it. Like the back-to-back World War champion American that he is, Johnson put his putter where his mouth was, and sank the shit out of it. The crowd went wild. Naturally.

If you look closely, you can see the crisp AF Benjamin laying next to the ball and then being picked up by Stenson. Johnson gives a sweeeeeeet Tiger Woods fist pump. Like the classy (yet probably wasted) American that he is, Johnson daps up the squad of Brit golfers like a true gentleman.

Just imagine: being (probably) drunk and talking sh*t for the sake of talking sh*t, and one of the PROFESSIONAL golfers literally calls you out of the crowd to put your money where your mouth is and you absolutely drill it. This is the stuff legends are made of.

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This Jose Fernandez story isn’t getting any easier to swallow. If you haven’t cried or teared up today, just go ahead and watch this video of the Miami Marlins pitcher learn that he’s going to be the father of a beautiful baby girl. Now, that’s all gone because Fernandez and two other friends died in a boating accident this past weekend. Awful, awful stuff. People die tragically all the time, but it’s moments like this one, when you are given the chance to see into the individual joys of their lives, that the true realization finally hits you.

In case you don’t know what’s going on, some families participate in these gender reveal parties. It’s a tradition to bake a cake with either a blue or pink in the middle to tell the parents whether they’re having a boy or a girl.

The Undertaker has been one of WWE’s hottest acts for over two decades. The Demon of Death Valley, as he’s otherwise known, has been electrifying the squared circle ever since he first stepped between the ropes of a WWE ring. His career of darkness has been littered with success, as he won his first world title only one year after he debuted with the promotion, and would go onto to win eight world titles in total (including his one world title reign in USWA). He is now a part-time wrestler, only appearing on special occasions, but whenever he does show up, he sends shivers down the spines of his opponents and fans, who look on in awe at this iconic force of professional wrestling.

The Undertaker was born Mark William Calaway in Houston, Texas. He attended Waltrip High School, actively participating in school sports such as basketball and football. He would take his sporting ambitions to college, getting a basketball scholarship at Angelina College in 1983, and two years later he enrolled at Texas Wesleyan University, where he majored in sports management and played on their football team, the Rams, as a center for the 1985-1986 season. During this time, he would also get involved with professional wrestling, making his debut in the World Class Championship Wrestling as Texas Red in 1984. In 1990, he would sign onto the WWE (then WWF), making an impact with his arrival at that year’s Survivor Series’ main event, and the rest would be history.

In his 20+ years of working in the WWE, The Undertaker has become one of the most iconic performers of the company. He’s competed in three WrestleMania main events, challenging and defeating “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels, “The Rated-R Superstar” Edge, and Sycho Sid. If WWE had its own Mount Rushmore, it’d be guaranteed that The Undertaker would be featured. But after years dominating his profession, how much money has The Deadman collected? Let’s take a quick look at The Deadman’s checkbook.

The Undertaker’s Net Worth as of 2016: $16 million

The Undertaker’s total net worth arrives at a magnificent $16 million, which is $9 million less than his colleague “The Game” Triple H, but $16 million isn’t exactly chump change. So far, in 2016, The Undertaker has added $2 million to his net worth, during a year where he would wrestle his boss’ only son Shane McMahon in a devastating Hell in a Cell match at WrestleMania 32. Despite only being a part-time performer, The Deadman is still kicking, providing amazing performances for the fans, each time he makes his stunning return to the ring.

1984 – 1991

In 1984, The Undertaker first graced the wrestling ring with the promotion World Class Championship Wrestling and stayed with them for four years before moving onto Continental Wrestling Association and United States Wrestling Association. In 1989, he would introduce a psychotic persona, fresh out of the insane asylum, known as The Master of Pain. In USWA, he would go on to defeat Jerry “The King” Lawler and win his first championship.  In 1989, he arrived on the scene of World Championship Wrestling, and debuted as the villainous “Mean” Mark Callous, who only wore dark clothing, loved snakes and Ozzy Osbourne; a prelude to the demonic character he would portray later on in the WWE.

After achieving minimal success, he would sign onto the WWE in October 1990, making his official debut on an episode of WWE SuperStars as Kane the Undertaker, later shortening his name to The Undertaker. Only three days after the Superstars taping, The Undertaker would arrive on the scene in epic fashion, showing up at that year’s Survivor Series as a mystery partner in Ted DiBiase’s Million Dollar Team, where he would quickly eliminate two seasoned professionals before being counted out of the match by the referee.

At WrestleMania VII, he quickly defeated “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka, setting off an unprecedented trend of WrestleMania victories, going undefeated 21-0 until WrestleMania XXX in 2014. After his match with Snuka, he would feud with The Ultimate Warrior, but he would receive his greatest accomplishment as a rookie, defeating Hulk Hogan for the WWE World Championship at Survivor Series 1991, becoming WWE’s youngest world champion in history at the time, at the age of 26.

1991 – 2000

Despite losing his world championship only six days later, The Undertaker continued to dominate the wrestling scene, intimidating his opponents with his towering physique and dark persona. Throughout the years, he would have amazing feuds with Mankind, Jake “The Snake” Roberts and Yokozuna. However, it would take him almost five years until he had another taste of world championship gold, as he defeated Sycho Sid in the main event of WrestleMania 13.

The Deadman would lose his WWE Championship at SummerSlam 1997, following interference from Shawn Michaels, who he would face a month later in the first-ever Hell in a Cell match. In this match, the world would be introduced to the character of Kane, The Undertaker’s long-lost half-brother, who in the storyline, had been burnt badly as a child and was presumed dead. The Undertaker would go onto face his brother at WrestleMania XIV in one of his toughest matches to date.

In late 1998 to mid-1999, The Undertaker was the satanic leader of the villainous Ministry of Darkness group. At the pay per view Over the Edge, The Undertaker would secure his third world championship, but would lose it back to Stone Cold Steve Austin only a month later. The Undertaker would then go on to form a tag team with The Big Show known as The Unholy Alliance, winning the tag team championship on two separate occasions. He would then take a hiatus from professional wrestling until returning at Judgment Day 2000 as The American Bad Ass, a biker gimmick who lived to kick ass, take names, and ride his motorcycle.

2000 – 2010

During this time, The American Bad Ass would have intense feuds with Kane, Kurt Angle, and Triple H. In 2001, he would reunite with his half-brother Kane, collectively known as The Brothers of Destruction, winning three tag team championships together over the course of a year. However, The Undertaker would once again find his greatest success on his own terms, becoming a villainous character again, winning the Hardcore Championship and later becoming a three-time WWE Championship, defeating the man he originally defeated for his first title in the WWE, Hulk Hogan at Judgment Day 2002.

It would not be long before The Undertaker returned to being a good guy, as the fans just couldn’t get enough of “Big Evil,” whether as a good guy or villain. He would go on to have brutal encounters with the young Brock Lesnar and even his boss Vince McMahon before returning to his deadman roots at WrestleMania XX, only again defeating his brother “The Big Red Machine” Kane.

The Undertaker would then spend the next few years challenging for the WWE and World Heavyweight Championships, winning the latter title twice at WrestleMania against Batista and Edge, in 2007 and 2008. At Hell in a Cell 2009, he would defeat CM Punk in “the devil’s playground” to win his seventh and final championship in the WWE. He would also have classic encounters with Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XXV and XXVI, retiring his long-time rival in their second WrestleMania showdown. After his encounters with Michaels, he would once again feud with Kane and would gradually transition to a part-time role, only showing up at special occasions and events, usually to return at each year’s WrestleMania to continue his legendary winning streak.

2010 – 2016

The Deadman would defend his streak against the likes of Triple H and CM Punk before finally ending his impressive record at 21-1 against “The Beast Incarnate” Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania XXX. The Undertaker would seek revenge against Lesnar, over a year later, in the main event of SummerSlam 2015, where he would finally defeat “The One in 21-1.”

The Demon from Death Valley would also improve his WrestleMania win record to 23-1 against the likes of Bray Wyatt and Shane McMahon. Since his most recent victory against Shane O’Mac, The Undertaker has once again disappeared from WWE television, taking a much-needed rest from his career as the darkest leviathan of the WWE.

After over two decades of leaving wrestling crowds in absolute awe and admiration, The Undertaker has carved a stunning career for himself. This living legend has yet to hang up his boots, and in 2017’s WrestleMania, we may see this devilish icon, once again inspiring fans with his breath-taking entrance and performance. It is no wonder that The Deadman has secured $16 million in the bank after many years of amazing accomplishments inside the squared circle.

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How have I never heard of the 420 Games? Oh, that’s right, because only a couple of states are as WOKE AF as Colorado, and still haven’t legalized marijuana. Well, in the luckier states in the union, the 420 Games are a real thing that promotes both healthy living and burning. A Tough Mudder meets Woodstock type vibe, The 420 Games is a series of athletic events that (quite obviously) promotes the healthy and responsible use of cannabis. Each event has a 4.20-mile course, beer  from Lagunitas Brewery (their Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’ is one of the best beers out there), some expectedly pro-stoner educational speeches, and music.

According to the 420 Games website, the goal of the 420 Games: to destroy the stigma that people who use cannabis are lazy, unhealthy stoners, and to bring attention to the many people who use the drug as part of a healthy lifestyle. The 420 Games are headed to Boulder on Saturday. It’s the first time this California-based event has been held in Colorado, and Colorado goes as hard as anyone in the bud game, so you know they’re gonna show out.

The 420 Games is a successful business in its own right. Jim McAlpine, who came up with the 420 Games two years ago, says that in just one, year–with no advertising–the 420 Games’ Facebook page has amassed 60,000 fans. Similarly, the first event had 100 people, the second has 200,  and the latest in San Francisco drew 1,000 participants.

Needless to say, the event in Boulder will probably be their biggest yet. Colorado loves them some devil’s lettuce (which is easily the best ironic slang term for weed).

[h/t Colorado Daily]

Donald Trump is a polarizing character. You either love the guy or you absolutely hate him. If you love Trump, you’re going to put as many Trump 2016 signs out on your lawn or property as possible. And if you hate Trump, you’re going to try to steal all those signs and destroy them. That’s just the name of the game right now in America.

But now the Trump supporters are evolving and boobytrapping their signs so that Clinton voters can’t just run up and steal them and drive away (which is the pettiest thing ever, BTW, unless you’re drunk and it’s late).

Honestly, considering the rhetoric that Trump is using, these people are glad they’re just getting shocked or tripped up. I could totally see a couple of people “defending their property” with a sawed-off shotgun or an automatic rifle.

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I was originally going to write this because everyone likes Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and they’re friendship goals and them arguing over being friends with Tom Brady is hilarious and yada, yada, yada. But then Damon unleashed this on me:

Damon, good God man. I know Affleck is having a midlife crisis but not Damon, too. I thought business was good. Jason Bourne made a comeback, The Martian was dope, he finally played a dick in Interstellar. He’s been on a decade-long hot streak. I know you’re sporting long hair in the upcoming insane looking Great Wall of China movie or whatever, but that’s had to of been done filming for months.

There is no excuse for Damon to be rocking this weird mullet/man bun hybrid, other than he actually likes it. And that is just not acceptable.

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Forgetting for a second that Steven Avery is currently facing a life sentence without the option of parole for rape and murder, things are looking up for him. First, he ditches his older fiancee for an upgraded, more attractive Las Vegas woman, Lynn Hartman, and now he’s doing exclusive interviews with Dr. Phil.

In that exclusive interview with Dr. Phil, which airs next week, the Making a Murderer star admitted that he “hadn’t been in love his whole life” and that he had finally found the woman of his dreams. “It’s not the same as the others. Everything is all different with her.” Congratulations Steven, we’re so happy for you.

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But I think my favorite part of the interview is when Steven tells the camera that he’d like Brad Pitt to play him in an upcoming movie. Brad Pitt! The most beautiful man in Hollywood! And Steven Avery wants him to play him in a movie about his life. Just because he’s behind bars doesn’t mean that you can keep Steven Avery from living the dream. He’s literally more positive than 99% of the suckers here on the outside.

While most of us would be happy with just one Netflix documentary, Steven Avery is reaching for the stars. He’s getting a second season of Making a Murderer and asking Brad Pitt to play him in a movie. I can totally see the two of them hitting if off immediately. Like, “Brad, don’t be upset that Angelina Jolie is leaving you because I’m in jail and I just got a hotter fiancee!”

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On last night’s episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Conan O’Brien and Kevin Hart hit up a CrossFit gym to work on their fitness. Obviously, there was more goofing around and ballbusting than actual exercise, and the resulting video was pretty damn funny. You can check out the video below.

Hilarious stuff. I can’t wait to scream out for “taint support” the next time I hit the gym. O’Brien and Hart have awesome chemistry together, and I’d gladly shell out $12.50 if they ever decided to team up for a movie.

Besides O’Brien yelling out for taint spots, some of my other favorite bits were watching them spar, treat medicine balls like unwanted Christmas gifts, and compare very similar skin tones. It was also nice seeing Jen Widerstrom make an appearance. I feel like I could muster the strength to pull a Mack Truck with her rooting me on.

Linell Bonner from the University of Houston is on a goddamn roll this season, putting up some incredible highlights just a couple weeks into the season. Although he’s only got two touchdowns in a pretty fast-paced offense, it’s clear to those who watch him that this kid is going to be a beast in the NFL once he gets drafted. As if to prove the doubters that UH is real, Linell made a helluva one-handed catch while stretching out in the end zone last night against the UConn Huskies. Check out the clip below.

University of Houston ended up winning the game 42-14, bringing the UH Cougars to 5-0. This offense is dirty as hell, although how they were able to recruit all that talent remains a mystery…

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The 2016 Ryder Cup has finally arrived. It is set to start on this Friday, September 30 to October 2 at the Hazeltine National Golf Club in Chaska, Minnesota. Europe comes in as the reigning champions, last winning it all in 2014 in Scotland to extend their consecutive win streak to three. The United States team looks to win behind a loaded team. Europe’s team is made up of recent major winners and a quite a few rookies.

The upcoming Ryder Cup is a match play event, meaning that the grading system is based on who wins the match. The Ryder cup will last for three days and the first two days consists of four foursome matches and four fourball matches. It is up to the home captain to decide which matches are played in the morning and which in the afternoon. To win, a team has to score at least 14.5 points out of a total of 28 to win the Cup but for the defending champions, they only need to score 14 to retain the Cup.

• Day 1 (Friday, September 30) – 4 foursome (golf) matches and 4 Four-ball golf (better ball) matches
• Day 2 (Saturday, October 1) – 4 foursome matches and 4 fourball matches
• Day 3 (Sunday, October 2) – 12 singles matches

If you plan on watching the 2016 Ryder Cup, here is the information to do so.

Ryder Cup 2016 Viewing Details

Date: Friday, September 30, 2016
Time: 8:35 A.M. to 1:00 P.M. EST
TV Channel: Golf Channel
Location: Hazeltine National Golf Club in Chaska, Minnesota

Date: Saturday, October 1, 2016
Time: 8:35 A.M. to 1:00 P.M. EST
TV Channel: NBC
Location: Hazeltine National Golf Club in Chaska, Minnesota

Date: Sunday, October 2, 2016
Time: 12:00 P.M. to 6:00 P.M. EST
TV Channel: NBC
Location: Hazeltine National Golf Club in Chaska, Minnesota

Watch the 2016 Ryder Cup Online

To watch the Ryder Cup live via live stream, you can head to Ryder Cup website and watch it there. Just make sure to have an internet connection!

How To Stream 2016 Ryder Cup Friday Online in the United States

You can watch the 2016 Ryder Cup on The Golf Channel Website. You will need to log in with your cable provider information.

Friday
6-8:30AM: Live From the Ryder Cup (www.golfchannel.com/livefromstream)
7-7:30AM: The First Tee Show (www.golfchannel.com/ryderfirsttee)
8:30AM-7PM: Ryder Cup, Day 1 (www.golfchannel.com/rydercupstream)
7-9PM: Live From the Ryder Cup (www.golfchannel.com/livefromstream)

Saturday
6-9AM: Live From the Ryder Cup (www.golfchannel.com/livefromstream)
7-7:30AM: The First Tee Show (www.golfchannel.com/ryderfirsttee)
9AM-7PM: Ryder Cup (NBC), Day 2 (www.golfchannel.com/rydercupstream)
7-9PM: Live From the Ryder Cup (www.golfchannel.com/livefromstream)

Sunday
9AM-Noon: Live From the Ryder Cup (www.golfchannel.com/livefromstream)
10:30-11AM: The First Tee Show (www.golfchannel.com/ryderfirsttee)
Noon-6PM: Ryder Cup (NBC), Day 2 (www.golfchannel.com/rydercupstream)
6-9PM: Live From the Ryder Cup (www.golfchannel.com/livefromstream)

PGA Tour Live is also live-streaming the Cup and will update minute-to-minute stats and highlights from the event. You will have to sign up to watch the live-stream.

Watch the 2016 Ryder Cup on Mobile

If you are unable to watch the Ryder Cup on your TV screen or computer, head to the App Store or Google Play immediately. The Ryder Cup app lets you watch live video, live hole-by-hole scoring and a detailed description of the Hazeltine National Golf Club course.

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I love a good French joke as much as the next guy, but watching this Frenchman absolutely obliterate every single iPhone in an Apple Store in Dijon is probably the most satisfying thing I’ll watch all day. I think what makes this video is how he individually walks up to each phone and smashes it, rather than throwing them all, or kicking them to the ground like Machine Gun Kelly (although “F*ck these computers” is a classic).

Nope, this dude just uses some sort of metal ball (apparently called a petanque) to cause cell phone destruction like he’s Skankhunt42 trying to cover his tracks. And meanwhile security in the store doesn’t do anything about it.

If my four years of French in college taught me anything, it’s that this guy seems to be upset that they didn’t refund or fix a phone of his so he’s decided to go bonkers on the thousands of dollars of equipment in the store.

He said: “Apple is a company that violated European consumers’ rights. They refused to reimburse me.

“I told them: ‘Give me my money back’. They said no.

“So you know what is happening? This is happening!“ he shouts, before swinging his steel ball down upon the screen of another iPhone (source).

That thud is so satisfying to hear.