He got stood up. Shocking, right? A Chinese businessman named Yu ‘Martin’ Xu  claims he paid an escort service $3.7 million (dollars!!!)  to have sex with supermodels and A-list actresses, specifically, Megan Fox, Candace Swanepoel, and some Chinese model named Angelababy (noooo idea).

According to the Daily Mail, Yu ‘Martin’ Xu says he paid the Sydney, Australia-based escort agency Royal Court Escort for ‘sexual services’ with Hollywood actress Megan Fox, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel and actress Angelababy, but when Yu’s big day came, no one showed up.

Mr Xu said an agent told him that the agency:

“would provide ‘female escorts of international standing for the provision of sexual services’, according to documents filed in the NSW Supreme Court. “

Now, Yu has sued t the parent company of Royal Court Escorts in an effort to recover the $3.724 million he claims to have paid. However, it wouldn’t surprise me if the company was just a sham, and is nowhere to be found.

How does someone so stupid amass so much money?

Duke fan or not, it’s virtually impossible not to admire the hell out of Coach K. Seems like a truly stand up guy who has mastered his craft. That’s what being a man is all about, right?

What he have here is newly crowned NBA champ Kyrie Irving clowning off in practice, and then Coach K swiftly reminding him that he still possesses the biggest swinging d*ck in the room.

I know nothing about politics and I’m not going to pretend I do, so if you clicked on this post expecting any information regarding the GOP convention then I genuinely apologize (but not really). I am here to tell you about the a water-gun which was confiscated during the GOP convention yesterday. A water gun, which was filled with piss.

Cleveland Police released a statement to The Blaze confirming that there were protesters carrying water guns filled with pee.

I would honestly like to see this type of stuff happen more often. I wouldn’t necessarily take part in it, but it would definitely be entertaining to watch. How about we just stop using guns and knifes all together and just start shitting in our hands and throwing it at each other?

This sums up the direction America is going in pretty nicely.

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Kanye’s probably not responsible for Taylor Swifts success, but some of his lyrics from his song “Famous” may suggest otherwise.

Today, ESPN staff writter John Kiem, posted an article on some insider information he received regarding an interview Odell Beckham Jr. had with GQ. You can read it here. During the interview, I guess a question that had to do with Redskins corner back Josh Norman was asked, and OBJ responded by saying “The reason he’s become so relevant is because of me”.

I’m not sure what question was asked but I can guarantee Odell was baited. But who cares; I love this! These last couple of months have been filled with some great rivalries; Trump vs. Clinton, Kanye vs. Taylor, and even Johnny Manziel vs. the world. But this definitely tops them all. Nothing better than a good ol’ fashion WR/CB rivalry on the gridiron.

The Giants take on the Redskins on September 25th, so expect a heated battle between two of the NFLs best at their position. But In the mean time, enjoy some highlight reels of these guys from last season to get you pumped for kickoff in 50 days.

OBJ:

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“If you love your country, and love your children as much as I know you do, stand and speak, and vote your conscience,” he said, in front an irate Quicken Loans Arena. Ted Cruz, the man who Donald Trump mocked and walked all over, has gotten his revenge. Throughout the course of the speech, he mentioned Trump’s name just once.

I gotta give it to Cruz on this one: he stuck to his principles. At the core of it, Cruz just could not bring himself to give his support to a man who publicly attacked his wife and father as the two of them were vying for the nomination. And according to Politico, the consequences were immediate, as sources tell them that Billionaire GOP donor Sheldon Adelson turned Cruz away from his suite in the arena after his speech.

Cruz’s move further divided a party that had just begun to unit. Via Politico:

“There was so much good feeling and unity at this convention for three days, and Ted Cruz just came in and cravenly threw it against a brick wall just so he could set himself up for 2020,” 33-year-old Texas delegate Shaun Ireland fumed afterward.

However, on the other side of the spectrum, is former Cruz speechwriter Amanda Carpenter, via Politico:

““Absolutely courageous. He did the brave, principled thing. Cruz did not stay on the sidelines and avoid the convention or compromise his principles. He rose to the challenge and didn’t back down and gave hope to all of those Republicans who worry about Trump.”

Of course, Trump saw this coming, though, and was cool with it anyway. If you haven’t noticed, his political strategy revolves heavily around media attention, and that’s exactly what Cruz’s speech delivered.

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Dagmara Wozniak is a 28-year-old U.S. Olympic saber fencer. Dagmara is from Wrocław, Poland, but she immigrated to America with her family when she was one-year-old. She grew up in Avenel, New Jersey and graduated from St. John’s University.

Dagmara has had a lot of success on the international circuit, as she’s won five medals in team fencing competitions at World Championships. She’s brought home four bronze medals (2011, 2012, 2013, 2015) and a gold medal (2014). She also won a gold team medal at the 2011 Pan American Games, a gold team medal at the 2015 Pan American Games, and a gold individual medal at the 2015 Pan American Games.

Dagmara will hope that the second time is the charm when it comes to adding some Olympic hardware to her trophy case. She was an Olympic alternate in 2008, and in 2012, she finished in eight place in the individual saber competition. Let’s do our part in wishing Dagmara good luck in Rio by taking a look at 22 of her hottest photos.

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This one was as much as a gimme as SNL is going to have. Trump and Pokemon Go have been dominating the headlines the last week (ya know, besides guns and race relations), so this sketch was a layup. While it’s hilarious, it’s not very surprising. What did you expect?

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Charles Kinsey, an unarmed therapist in North Miami, Florida, was allegedly trying to calm down an autistic patient of his when he was shot in the leg. Details of the incident are still incoming, but it appears as though police responded to a call of a man in the streets with a gun. In fact, it was an autistic man with a toy truck who had run away from his group home. Mr. Kinsey was trying to calm down this man named Rinaldo when police arrived at the scene.

Police fired at Kinsey three times, despite his pleas to “not shoot,” and hit him once in the leg.

Who Is Charles Kinsey?

Charles Kinsey is a therapist who works for the MacTown Panther Group Homes, an assisted living home, in North Miami. He previously worked for a private school in Miami.

What Happened?

According to Charles Kinsey, Kinsey was in the streets of North Miami trying to help an autistic patient named Rinaldo when someone called 911 and reported that a man had a gun. North Miami Police go further saying that Rinaldo was walking the streets and threatening suicide. In fact, Kinsey says, the gun was really just a toy truck.

A bystander recorded cellphone video of the scene, in which you can clearly hear Kinsey pleading to the police who responded to the call that ‘All he has is a toy truck —  a toy truck” and that “I am a behavior therapist at a group home.” You can see Charles clearly lying on the ground with his hands up. In fact, Charles said that he was more concerned about Rinaldo, who refused to lie down or listen to Charles, than he was about himself.

“I was really more worried about him than myself. Because as long as I got my hands up, they’re not going to shoot me. This is what I’m thinking. Wow, was I wrong.”

Kinsey claims that the bullet felt like a mosquito bite, and that he was in disbelief that he was shot by police. He says that he asked the officer why he shot and that the police officer responded, “I don’t know.”

Reaction To The Shooting

Charles Kinsey is a member of a group called the Circle of Brotherhood, and at 6 P.M. they stood outside the North Miami PD and requested police answer some questions about what happened. They also asked about what would happen to the officer who shot Kinsey.

Charles Kinsey’s lawyer, Hilton Napoleon, said that they are in talks with North Miami officials about a settlement.

“They realize this was something inappropriate regarding the shooting,’ Napoleon told the Miami Herald. “If police departments come out more and admit fault, that would probably go a long way.”

If Napoleon can’t lock down at least a hundred thousand for Kinsey then he should be disbarred. To us, this is an open and shut.

“It was scary at first when I first heard about it. I was hysterical, but right now he is doing good,” Lashawn Young, Kinsey’s ex-wife, said.

Raise your hand if you saw this coming. I mean, hell, they made a dating app for people who voted against Brexit, so you bet your ass they were going to make one for Pokémon GO.

The service is called PokéDates, and the process is quite simple. You answer a couple questions and tell the service about yourself, and one of their specialists will review your “PokéProfile” (eye roll). Then, you share your schedule and let you know the service when you’re free. You’ll then recieve an email with your details about your PokéMatch (bigger eye roll), then you just gotta show up at the right place at the right time and you can “catch ’em all together on your PokéDate.

I wonder if Nintendo has any hand in  this service, or this is all the brainchild of some literal genius taking advantage of a golden opportunity. YOU KNOW people are going to be signing up for this by the millions. It’s combining most people’s two favorite current hobbies: sex and Pokemon GO.

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The fourth and final day of the 2016 Republican National Convention will take place on Thursday, July 21, and the theme of the night will be “Make America One Again.” This theme will put a focus on bringing people together, instead of driving them apart in these turbulent times.

Some of the most interesting speakers for Thursday include Fran Tarkenton (Hall of Fame Quarterback), Peter Thiel (Entrepreneur), Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka Trump, and The Donald himself (Republican Candidate for President).

2016 RNC Viewing Details for Thursday, July 21

Date: Thursday, July 21, 2016
Time: 7:30 p.m. EST
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Theme: Make America One Again

2016 RNC Speakers on Thursday, July 21

Here is the list of speakers and schedule of events/remarks.

Convention Called to Order – Reince Priebus

Entertainment – Heavenly Joy

Presentation of the Colors – VFW Post #6846

Pledge of Allegiance – TBA

The National Anthem – Ayla Brown

Invocation – Reverend Dr. Steve Bailey

Remarks – Fran Tarkenton (Former NFL QB)
Remarks – Brock Mealer
Video – We Win Because
Remarks – The Hon. Marsha Blackburn (US Representative)
Remarks – The Hon. Mary Fallin (Governor)
Remarks – Dr. Lisa Shin (Korean Americans for Trump)
Video – Where You Lead
Video – Built to Win
Remarks – Reince Priebus
Remarks – Jerry Falwell, Jr. (President of Liberty University)
Remarks – Peter Thiel (Entrepreneur)
Remarks – Tom Barrack (CEO, Colony Capital)
Video – Donald Trump
Remarks – Ivanka Trump
Remarks – Donald J. Trump
Benediction – Roger W. Gries

How To Watch 2016 Republican National Convention

* All Times EST.

There’s a ton of different ways to follow along with the convention, but C-SPAN is your best bet. From 7:30 p.m. until they turn the lights off at Quicken Loans Arena, C-SPAN will have live coverage of the convention.

CNN will have 24-hour coverage of the convention, while MSNBC and FOX News will stick to primetime coverage starting at 7:00 p.m.

PBS will have coverage running from 8:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m.

NBC, CBS, and ABC will have coverage from 10:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m.

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One of the biggest draws to San Diego Comic Con 2016 are all the amazing cosplay outfits that fans wear to the event. Some of the cosplayers are hot, some of them are funny, and some of them are just incredibly accurate accurate. The one thing that all these cosplayers have in common is that they show the surprisingly high level of interest that fans have in bringing their favorite characters to life.

As you might know, there are a select few cosplayers who actually make a living doing this. Names like Jessica Nigri, Yaya Han, and Vampy Bit Me are among the most famous (and truthfully, attractive) female cosplayers who attend various conventions to the delight of fans. Hell, even Adrienne Curry loves to get in on the action.

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Name: San Diego Comic-Con 2016
Dates: July 21–24, 2016
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NBC Olympics just hired two big guns to help boost their late night audiences. Victoria’s Secret supermodels Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima will now join the network’s nighttime coverage of the Rio 2016 Summer Olympics, alongside host Ryan Seacrest.

“Adriana and Alessandra are the perfect ambassadors to guide viewers through the celebrations taking place outside of the competition, showcasing the off-the-field experience for Olympic fans,” said NBC Olympics Executive Producer Jim Bell.

What Jim Bell is trying to say is that the two models will provide some color commentary on the country itself, presumably to convince audience members that Rio isn’t all Zika, favela crime lords, and dysentary-covered beaches.

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The first trailer for Season 2 of Narcos has been released. It seems as though the show will pick up right from where it left off–Pablo escaped from his prison while the Colombian police and military start adopting new methods to capture the world’s most notorious drug trafficker. Methods like throwing people out of helicopters.

If we’re being honest, the show started off excellent but started to slow down towards the end. From the looks of things, Narcos Season 2 is going to pick up pretty quickly. The Colombian government has asked for the assistance of the CIA, and Pablo Escobar is pretty much blowing everything up in sight.

Whereas the first season of Narcos was a length of about ten years, season two will take a look at the last six months of his life.

We already know what happens, but we’re still excited to watch.

Narcos Season 2 Viewing Details

Release Date: September 2nd, 2016
TV Channel: Netflix
Producers: Jose Padilha, Eric Newman, Chris Brancato
Writers: Andrew Black
Actors: Wagner Moura, Pedro Pascal, Boyd Holbrook

Wild morning today here in New York City. A man tossed a fake explosive into an NYPD patrol car parked in Times Square was taken into custody after intense standoff in Columbus Circle.

According to Fox News, the man suspected of tossing a hoax bomb through the window of a New York Police Department vehicle in Times Square before getting into a standoff with officers is now in custody, authorities said Thursday.

What’s most amazing about this story is both the clarity and bravery displayed by the officers involved. Via Fox News:

Police say two officers were in the marked vehicle when the device was tossed inside. The officers drove to a less-crowded area, placed the device on the sidewalk, exited the vehicle and took cover.

After deploying an anti-bomb robot to investigate, the suspect was taken into custody without incident, and there were no injuries at all. Well done by all involved.

Robin Williams was one of the most unique performers in the history of American pop culture. There have been few artists, if any, that had the ability to make you cry as hard as he made you laugh.

Unfortunately, the world lost Robin Williams to suicide back in 2014 (wow, I can’t believe it’s already been almost two years). Today would have been the legendary comedian and actor’s 65th birthday, so we honor his memory by checking out the top 10 performances of his illustrious career.

Rest in dear peace, Robin. We all miss you.

Brazilian authorities have arrested ten people in the state of Parana for planning terrorist attacks during the Rio 2016 Summer Olympics. The BBC states that although these terrorists weren’t members of ISIS, these people did attempt to contact the Islamic State. All the people arrested were Brazilian.

The Brazilian news Folha stated that authorities have been monitoring close to one hundred people inside Brazil who’ve expressed sympathy to ISIS. All ten people arrested were on that watch list. These authorities also admitted that they’re still searching for two more suspects, who they plan on arresting.

From the NY Times:

Officials said that the people arrested had communicated with one another via WhatsApp and Telegram, two mobile messaging services. Mr. Moraes said the suspects had been taken into custody “when they went from basic commentaries about the Islamic State to preparatory acts.”

Who Was Arrested?

At this moment, all we know is that ten Brazilians who were previously on a terrorist watch list were arrested. We also know that two suspects are still on the run. These ten Brazilians were arrested because they started taking serious steps towards committing acts of terrorism during the Rio 2016 Summer Olympics.

Although their exact plans aren’t known, a channel within the Telegram messaging app known to be used by terrorists has suggested that terrorists should start using weaponized drones.

**This a developing story. Refresh for updates.**

Suicide Squad comes out in about two weeks and the hype is so real. I personally believe (hope) ridiculous tattoos or not, that Jared Leto is going to absolutely kill it. From all the filming rumors, the dude went balls deep in the character, and what came out the other side looks to be a truly haunting portrayal.

It feels good to be bad…Assemble a team of the world’s most dangerous, incarcerated Super Villains, provide them with the most powerful arsenal at the government’s disposal, and send them off on a mission to defeat an enigmatic, insuperable entity. U.S. intelligence officer Amanda Waller has determined only a secretly convened group of disparate, despicable individuals with next to nothing to lose will do. However, once they realize they weren’t picked to succeed but chosen for their patent culpability when they inevitably fail, will the Suicide Squad resolve to die trying, or decide it’s every man for himself?

Suicide Squad is written and directed by David Ayer and stars  Jared Leto, Margot Robbie,Will Smith, Joel Kinnaman, Viola Davis, Jai Courtney,  Ike Barinholtz, Scott Eastwood and Cara Delevingne. Suicide Squad hits theatres August 5, 2016.

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Woah. Wooooahhhhhh lady. Little too close for comfort, don’t ya think? Look, I’m not big on calling people who I’ve never met a nazi supporter, and I certainly don’t think she meant this in anyway, but let’s run down the facts, shall we?

1. That IS NOT a wave. No one waves like that. That is the most unnatural wave I’ve ever seen.
2. She’s not pointing either. All 5 fingers are extended. Not one. Five. No one points with five fingers. A point consists of 1-2 fingers.
3. Look at her face after she does it. Sheer panic and guilt. Her face screams: “Oh sh*t! Did I just do that on live TV? Act natural. Act natural.”

Yeah, so, I think it’s fair to say the evidence is stacked against her. Not making a judgement, but certainly doesn’t look good. Watch the video for yourself and make your own decision.

This picture ain’t doin’ her any justice either. Yeeeesh. This election cycle is an absolute trainwreck. As Mr. Garrison would say, “Where my country gone?”.

And here’s her full speech in case you care what this clearly clueless person had to say:

I want to preface this article by saying that Brett Favre is my favorite all time football player, and maybe my favorite all time athlete. AND I’m a Jets fan, and we all remember how he bent the Jets over the table, and used them like a dime store hooker, so he could eventually join the Vikings to get revenge on the Packers. But nonetheless, he was my favorite. His whole ‘f*ck it, I got this’ attitude combined with his child-like enthusiasm for the game was infectious, and addicting to watch.

And if Favre acted that way on the field, imagine what he was like off the field. According to Fox Sports, while on a conference call Tuesday, Favre revealed his favorite prank he liked to play on his Green Bay Packers teammates:

“When it got extremely cold and guys had to park outside in the outside parking lot,” Favre said. “We would go unlock their cars because it was gated. We’d go out and get into someone’s car and we would move it to the far end of the parking lot and leave it running with the air conditioning on. So when we got out, we would take like a cup of water and we’d throw it on the door and it couldn’t open. When they finally were able to get in, it would be — as you could imagine it’s 30 degrees, 0 degrees, whatever outside — it was even cooler inside. That was a cruel prank, though, in Green Bay.”

Damn, dude, can you imagine? After a long day of practice freezing your nuts off in the Wisconsoin winter weather, you’re looking forward to blasting that heater in your car. Only you can’t. And the reason you can’t is because your Hall Of Fame quarterback turned your whip into an ice box. That’s colddddd Brett, ice cold (pun totally intended). Classic Favre.

Now check out this tribute from a couple years back and tell me you don’t miss seeing #4 out there on Sundays.

Desiigner dropped his long awaited (?) track Timmy Turner today, further proving that while he knows how to make a catchy song, no one is ever going to be able to understand what the hell this guy is talking about. This guy better be kissing Kanye’s feet every night before bed, because Desiigner’s talent to fame ratio is shot. There is no way this dude deserves to be as famous as he is.

Gotta admit though, I’m loving the title. Who wasn’t a huge The Fairly OddParents fan growing up? Fairly OddParents > Spongebob, all day, every day.

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Timmy Turner Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Git, git, git, git
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Hook]
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner

[Verse 1]
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
Young boy walkin’, wishin’ for a burner
Four, five, six, seven ratchets on ’em
Ten niggas with them, chains clappin’ on ’em
Dead niggas with ’em, dead niggas, get ’em
Four-five’s with ’em, four-five’s hit ’em
You talk money
Young niggas with ’em, young niggas get ’em
Ballooning, ballooning, ballooning
I fell in love with the Ruger
I been in love with my jewelers
I been in love with the mula
Banana clips going through ya
I buy them all, I buy them all, I buy them all, I buy them all

[Hook]
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner

[Verse 2]
Timmy, Timmy Turner
Gettin’ rich, buy a burner
Young nigga movin’, he chemical farmer
You gettin’ hit nigga, live at the honor
Chopper moving, nigga both wanna
You get hit down at Four Summers
I got niggas for the dead to win it
Chopper proof, nigga roll the window
You be choked out, go on and get it
Hit a nigga, ’bout to roll the semi
‘Bout to blow again
Feelings all about Xan, pockets all about women
All of them with me

[Hook]
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner

[Outro]
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
He be wishin’ for a burner
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Fine bitch on BET
Hottie why ain’t you fuckin’ on BET?
Wildin’ for wallet
To kill everybody walkin’
You know that he’s holdin’ the furnace
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner