Looking for Graham Nash’s newest album, This Path Tonight, out today? Because it would be really weird if you clicked on this article but you weren’t. Good news either way! Here’s all the info you need to enjoy it in your choice of digital and/or hard copy! And whatever you think of Nash’s music, can we all agree what a damn fine album cover this is for a musician in the winter of his life tackling that same subject on the record?

Stream Graham Nash’s This Path Tonight

You can listen to This Path Tonight right here on Spotify.

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Or buy it on iTunes. He’d probably love it if you did that!

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Amazon has This Path Tonight if you’ve got some kind of weird vendetta against Steve Jobs because he was mean to you once, meaning you’re probably everyone he ever met. The Amazon-exclusive deluxe edition includes three extra tracks: “Mississippi Burning,” “Watch Out for the Wind,” and “The Fall.”

Buy Graham Nash’s This Path Tonight at Target

Ha! Bet you thought you could. No, it’s not listed anywhere on their site. Sorry, Charlie!

Graham Nash’s This Path Tonight Track List

1. This Path Tonight
2. Myself At Last
3. Cracks In The City
4. Beneath The Waves
5. Fire Down Below
6. Another Broken Heart
7. Target
8. Golden Days
9. Back Home
10. Encore

Ah, Xiu Xiu, those notoriously creative freewheeling spirits. Now they’re covering the ’90s most talked-about drama, Twin Peaks. And it’s…wow, tough to find. Even Polyvinyl’s website is blank on details. But that shouldn’t be a problem for you, right? You’re savvy internet scrounge who can dig up any album…mostly by coming to COED and making us do all your detective work for you. Okay! Here we go.

Stream Xiu Xiu’s The Music of Twin Peaks

Mmmmm, nope, doesn’t look like it’s here. Oh well, if we can’t stream it on Spotify, we’ll just–

Buy Xiu Xiu’s The Music of Twin Peaks on iTunes

No, sorry, not here either.

Buy Xiu Xiu’s The Music of Twin Peaks on Amazon

Um…come on, it’s not even on Amazon? Oh, wait, here it is, in freaking Japan.

Buy Xiu Xiu’s The Music of Twin Peaks at Target

Hah! Yeah, right. Target’s going to stock that in their “experimental noise TV show tribute album” sections when you can’t even find it on Amazon.

Xiu Xiu’s The Music of Twin Peaks Track List

Well, at least we can give you this much. (Thanks, Amazon Japan!)

1. Laura Palmer’s Theme
2. Into The Night
3. Audrey’s Dance
4. Packard’s Vibration
5. Nightsea Wind
6. Blue Frank Pink Room
7. Sycamore Tree
8. Harold’s Theme
9. Dance Of The Dream Man
10. Falling
11. Love Theme Farewell
12. Josie’s Past

With The Diary, J Dilla officially ties Tupac for number of posthumous albums (though Mr. Shakur also had a posthumous collaborative album released, so you decide if that one counts or not). The rapper passed away due to a blood disease amidst other health complications in 2006, and this “long-lost” album is expected to be the final release. So if you don’t get it, you have only yourself to blame. (Unlike Tupac albums, in which case you can probably blame a conspiracy’s worth of hip-hop rivals.) Since Dilla was also an extremely talented producer, there’s a lot of vision (er–what’s the audio version of vision?) on both sides of the mic in this album.

Stream J Dilla’s The Diary

His official Spotify channel should have your hookup soon, but it’s not uploaded yet. But you don’t have to wait! You can…

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The first fans are already raving about this album on iTunes, so maybe that’s the place to go get it.

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You can grab it right here.

J Dilla’s The Diary Track List

1. The Introduction
2. The Anthem (feat. Frank N Dank)
3. Fight Club (feat. Nottz & Boogie)
4. The Shining Pt. 1 (Diamonds) [feat. Kenny Wray]
5. The Shining Pt. 2 (Ice)
6. Trucks
7. Gangsta Boogie (feat. Snoop Dogg & Kokane)
8. Drive Me Wild
9. Give Them What They Want
10. The Creep (The O)
11. The Ex (feat. Bilal)
12. So Far
13. Fuck the Police
14. The Diary
15. The Sickness (feat. Nas)
16. The Doe

Eighties rock will never be mistaken for any other period, and Lita Ford isn’t afraid to indulge in the era that brought her to fame, as Time Capsule makes clear from its title, album art, and opening licks. Get your feet wet in her new album, and you’ll hear lines like “Take it to the limit!” which was the ’80s mandate.

Also, Dave Navarro plays mandolin on it, so I guess there’s room for some variety.

Plenty of fans love and miss the ’80s rock, before bands turned into a bunch of dumpy, middle-aged Nickelback clones grunting about banal crap. At least Lita’s here to rock your face off, hang it back on your head, and then shred it so no one else can repeat the trick. Like she said after the release of her last album, “I just wanted to kick ass! I don’t know what’s popular, or the flavor of the day. I just wanted the music to rock!”

Damn straight. Man, there isn’t a single member of The Runaways who couldn’t kill you with sound waves, and you’d thank her for it.

Stream Lita Ford’s Time Capsule

Spotify’s got your throwback machine fully gassed up and loaded, so put on same shades, and run away with Lita!

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That is also an option.

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This is it! This is your opportunity to go full ’80s! Buy it on vinyl!

No? Okay, it’s on CD too.

Lita Ford’s Time Capsule Track List

1. Intro
2. Where Will I Find My Heart Tonight
3. Killing Kind
4. War Of The Angels
5. Black Leather Heart
6. Rotten To The Core
7. Little Wing
8. On The Fast Track
9. King Of The Wild Wind
10. Mr. Corruption
11. Anything For The Thrill

John Carpenter can write and direct pretty much anything, and it will turn out great — whether it’s every horror film that actually worked to scare you, or some fun adventure like Big Trouble in Little China. But he’s also a talented composer, and in fact scores most of his own films. Now enjoy these eerie and commanding songs while trying to imagine what unmade films might go with them.

Here, we’ll start you off with a stabbing number from his record label’s SoundCloud:

Stream John Carpenter’s Lost Themes II

Explore a little more on Carpenter’s BandCamp.

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Do it, before it’s too late! The fog is already rolling in over the docks!

Buy John Carpenter’s Lost Themes II on Amazon

If Amazon’s your thing, here’s the link to Lost Themes II on that site.

John Carpenter’s Lost Themes II Track List

1. Distant Dream
2. White Pulse
3. Persia Rising
4. Angel’s Asylum
5. Hofner Dawn
6. Windy Death
7. Dark Blues
8. Virtual Survivor
9. Bela Lugosi
10. Last Sunrise
11. Utopian Facade
12. Real Xeno (Bonus Track)

Ooh, Santana IV! That’s the one where he jams with a Russian musician twice his size, and then warms diplomatic relations between our two nations.

…no? Oh, then this must be the newest album from the fret wizard. Okay, let’s take a listen to Carlos Santana’s latest release, in which he reunites with his classic lineup from the ’70s. And the name of their previous collaboration, 45 years ago? Santana III. Dear lord, it’s all coming together! All of this has happened before, and all of this shall happen again!

Just not in another 45 years, because so many members of the band will be dead by then.

Stream Santana’s Santana IV

Spotify, as always, is the best place to get Santana IV right now, like RIGHT NOW, no waiting, no download, just pure, streaming Santana.

Buy Santana’s Santana IV on iTunes

When Santana V comes out, we’ll all have personal gasware nano-clouds surrounding our heads, but until then, this is the closest thing to actually having the album on your own personal cloud.

Buy Santana’s Santana IV on Amazon

Buy all 16 tracks on Amazon. (Actually, you buy 15 and get the 16th free, but how would you tell the difference? Also we just made that up.)

Buy Santana’s Santana IV at Target

Grab Santana IV at the big red ring right here, baby.

Santana’s Santana IV Track List

1. Yambu
2. Shake It
3. Anywhere You Want To Go
4. Fillmore East
5. Love Makes The World Go Round (featuring Ronald Isley on vocals)
6. Freedom In Your Mind (featuring Ronald Isley on vocals)
7. Choo Choo
8. All Aboard
9. Sueños
10. Caminando
11. Blues Magic
12. Echizo
13. Leave Me Alone
14. You And I
15. Come As You Are
16. Forgiveness

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The 2015-16 NBA regular season was one for the ages. The Golden State Warriors broke the Chicago Bulls’ record for most wins in a season with their 73-9 record while Kobe Bryant took his farewell tour and scored 60 points in his final game. With the season now in the books, it is time for the playoffs to begin. Can the Warriors repeat as champions or will the pressure be too much on them after their record-breaking regular season? Will there be a surprise team that comes out of the fray and shocks the basketball world?

NBA Playoff Bracket 2016: Schedule, Times & TV Channels

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Here are the NBA playoff schedule with dates, times & TV channels.
*- if necessary

Eastern Conference

No. 1 Cavaliers vs. No. 8 Pistons

Game 1: Sunday, April 17 – Detroit at Cleveland, 3 p.m., ABC
Game 2: Wednesday, April 20 – Detroit at Cleveland, 8 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Friday, April 22 – Cleveland at Detroit, 7 p.m., ESPN
Game 4: Sunday, April 24 – Cleveland at Detroit, 8:30 p.m., TNT
Game 5: Tuesday, April 26 – Detroit at Cleveland, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Thursday, April 28 – Cleveland at Detroit, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Saturday, April 30 – Detroit at Cleveland, TBD, TNT*

No. 2 Raptors vs. No. 7 Pacers

Game 1: Saturday, April 16 – Indiana at Toronto, 12:30 p.m., ESPN
Game 2: Monday, April 18 – Indiana at Toronto, 7 p.m., NBA TV
Game 3: Thursday, April 21 – Toronto at Indiana, 7:30 p.m., NBA TV
Game 4: Saturday, April 23 – Toronto at Indiana, 3 p.m., TNT
Game 5: Tuesday, April 26 – Indiana at Toronto, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Friday, April 29 – Toronto at Indiana, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Sunday, May 1 – Indiana at Toronto, TBD, TBD*

No. 3 Heat vs. No. 6 Hornets

Game 1: Sunday, April 17 – Charlotte at Miami, 5:30 p.m., TNT
Game 2: Wednesday, April 20 – Charlotte at Miami, 7 p.m., NBA TV
Game 3: Saturday, April 23 – Miami at Charlotte, 5:30 p.m., TNT
Game 4: Monday, April 2 5- Miami at Charlotte, TBD, TBD
Game 5: Wednesday, April 27 – Charlotte at Miami, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Friday, April 29 – Miami at Charlotte, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Sunday, May 1 – Charlotte at Miami, TBD, TBD*

No. 4 Hawks vs. No. 5 Celtics

Game 1: Saturday, April 16 – Boston at Atlanta, 7 p.m., ESPN
Game 2: Tuesday, April 19 – Boston at Atlanta, 7 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Friday, April 22 – Atlanta at Boston, 8 p.m., ESPN2
Game 4: Sunday, April 24 – Atlanta at Boston, 6 p.m., TNT
Game 5: Tuesday, April 26 – Boston at Atlanta, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Thursday, April 28 – Atlanta at Boston, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Saturday, April 30 – Boston at Atlanta, TBD, TNT*

Western Conference

No. 1 Warriors vs No. 8 Rockets

Game 1: Saturday, April 16 – Houston at Golden State, 3:30 p.m., ABC
Game 2: Monday, April 18 – Houston at Golden State, 10:30 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Thursday, April 21 – Golden State at Houston, 9:30 p.m., TNT
Game 4: Sunday, April 24 – Golden State at Houston, 3:30 p.m., ABC
Game 5: Wednesday, April 27 – Houston at Golden State, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Friday, April 29 – Golden State at Houston, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Sunday, May 1 – Houston at Golden State, TBD, TBD*

No. 2 Spurs vs. No. 7 Grizzlies

Game 1: Sunday, April 17 – Memphis at San Antonio, 8 p.m., TNT
Game 2: Tuesday, April 19 – Memphis at San Antonio, 9:30 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Friday, April 22 – San Antonio at Memphis, 9:30 p.m., ESPN
Game 4: Sunday, April 24 – San Antonio at Memphis, 1 p.m., ABC
Game 5: Tuesday, April 26 – Memphis at San Antonio, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Thursday, April 28 – San Antonio at Memphis, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Saturday, April 30 – Memphis at San Antonio, TBD, TNT*

No. 3 Thunder vs. No. 6 Mavericks

Game 1: Saturday, April 16 – Dallas at Oklahoma City, 9:30 p.m., ESPN
Game 2: Monday, April 18 – Dallas at Oklahoma City, 8 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Thursday, April 21 – Oklahoma City at Dallas, 7 p.m., TNT
Game 4: Saturday, April 23 – Oklahoma City at Dallas, 8 p.m., ESPN
Game 5: Monday, April 25 – Dallas at Oklahoma City, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Thursday, April 28 – Oklahoma City at Dallas, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Saturday, April 30 – Dallas at Oklahoma City, TBD, TNT*

No. 4 Clippers vs. No. 5 Trail Blazers

Game 1: Sunday, April 17 – Portland at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m., TNT
Game 2: Wednesday, April 20 – Portland at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Saturday, April 23 – Los Angeles at Portland, 10:30 p.m., ESPN
Game 4: Monday, April 25 – Los Angeles at Portland, 10:30 p.m., TNT
Game 5: Wednesday, April 27 – Portland at Los Angeles, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Friday, April 29 – Los Angeles at Portland, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Sunday, May 1 – Portland at Los Angeles, TBD, TBD*

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Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders faced off yesterday during Brooklyn’s democratic debate and things got pretty heated. With the New York Primary just around the corner — April 19th, for anyone who needs to know — their defenses were up.

In terms of delegates, Clinton is ahead 1,756 to Sanders’ 1,068, but in terms of pledged delegates, her lead is much smaller: 1,287 to 1,068. With Sanders winning 7 of the last 8 primaries, he is looking to ride his momentum into the next wave of primaries, where key democratic states such as New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and California set to vote in the coming weeks.

Check out the full Brooklyn democratic debate below.

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One of the biggest days of the year for NFL fans is when the next year’s schedule is announced. The 2016 NFL schedule was announced on Thursday night with plenty to talk about including the opening game of the season when the Denver Broncos will look to begin their defense of their Super Bowl 50 title with a rematch against the team that beat in Santa Clara in the Carolina Panthers. It is a blockbuster start to the season and a great way for fans to get pumped up for the rest of the season to begin.

Here is a look at the full 2016 NFL schedule:

Week 1

Thursday, September 8

Carolina at Denver, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Green Bay at Jacksonville, 1 p.m., Fox
Buffalo at Baltimore, 1 p.m., CBS
Chicago at Houston, 1 p.m., Fox
Cleveland at Philadelphia, 1 p.m., CBS
Tampa Bay at Atlanta, 1 p.m., Fox
Minnesota at Tennessee, 1 p.m., Fox
Cincinnati at N.Y. Jets, 1 p.m., CBS
Oakland at New Orleans, 1 p.m., Fox
San Diego at Kansas City, 1 p.m., CBS
Miami at Seattle, 4:05 p.m., CBS
Detroit at Indianapolis, 4:25 p.m., Fox
N.Y. Giants at Dallas, 4:25 p.m., Fox
New England at Arizona, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Pittsburgh at Washington, 7:10 p.m., ESPN
Los Angeles at San Francisco, 10:20 p.m., ESPN

Week 2

Thursday, September 15

N.Y. Jets at Buffalo, 8:25 p.m., CBS

Sunday, September 18

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh, 1 p.m., CBS
Tennessee at Detroit, 1 p.m., CBS
Baltimore at Cleveland, 1 p.m., CBS
Dallas at Washington, 1 p.m., Fox
New Orleans at N.Y. Giants, 1 p.m., Fox
San Francisco at Carolina, 1 p.m., Fox
Miami at New England, 1 p.m., CBS
Kansas City at Houston, 1 p.m., CBS
Seattle at Los Angeles, 4:05 p.m., Fox
Tampa Bay at Arizona, 4:05 p.m., Fox
Jacksonville at San Diego, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Atlanta at Oakland, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Indianapolis at Denver, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Green Bay at Minnesota, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, September 19

Philadelphia at Chicago, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 3

Thursday, September 22

Houston at New England, 8:25 p.m., CBS

Arizona at Buffalo, 1 p.m., Fox
Oakland at Tennessee, 1 p.m., CBS
Cleveland at Miami, 1 p.m., CBS
Baltimore at Jacksonville, 1 p.m., CBS
Detroit at Green Bay, 1 p.m. Fox
Denver at Cincinnati, 1 p.m., CBS
Minnesota at Carolina, 1 p.m., Fox
Washington at N.Y. Giants, 1 p.m., Fox
Los Angeles at Tampa Bay, 4:05 p.m., Fox
San Francisco at Seattle, 4:05 p.m., Fox
N.Y. Jets at Kansas City, 4:25 p.m., CBS
San Diego at Indianapolis, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Pittsburgh at Philadelphia, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Chicago at Dallas, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, September 26

Atlanta at New Orleans, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 4

Thursday, September 29

Miami at Cincinnati, 8:25 p.m., NFL Network

Sunday, October 2

Indianapolis vs. Jacksonville, 9:30 a.m., CBS
Tennessee at Houston, 1 p.m., CBS
Cleveland at Washington, 1 p.m., CBS
Seattle at N.Y. Jets, 1 p.m., Fox
Buffalo at New England, 1 p.m., CBS
Carolina at Atlanta, 1 p.m., Fox
Oakland at Baltimore, 1 p.m., CBS
Detroit at Chicago, 1 p.m. Fox
Denver at Tampa Bay, 4:05 p.m., CBS
Los Angeles at Arizona, 4:25 p.m., Fox
New Orleans at San Diego, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Dallas at San Francisco, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Kansas City at Pittsburgh, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, October 3

N.Y. Giants at Minnesota, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 5

Thursday, October 6

Arizona at San Francisco, 8:25 p.m., CBS

Sunday, October 9

New England at Cleveland, 1 p.m., CBS
Philadelphia at Detroit, 1 p.m., Fox
Chicago at Indianapolis, 1 p.m., Fox
Tennessee at Miami, 1 p.m., CBS
Washington at Baltimore, 1 p.m., Fox
Houston at Minnesota, 1 p.m., CBS
N.Y. Jets at Pittsburgh, 1 p.m., CBS
Atlanta at Denver, 4:05 p.m., Fox
Cincinnati at Dallas, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Buffalo at Los Angeles, 4:25 p.m., CBS
San Diego at Oakland, 4:25 p.m., CBS
N.Y. Giants at Green Bay, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, October 10

Tampa Bay at Carolina, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 6

Thursday, October 13

Denver at San Diego, 8:25 p.m., CBS

Sunday, October 16

San Francisco at Buffalo, 1 p.m., Fox
Philadelphia at Washington, 1 p.m., Fox
Cleveland at Tennessee, 1 p.m., CBS
Baltimore at N.Y. Giants, 1 p.m., CBS
Carolina at New Orleans, 1 p.m., Fox
Jacksonville at Chicago, 1 p.m., CBS
Los Angeles at Detroit, 1 p.m., Fox
Pittsburgh at Miami, 1 p.m., CBS
Cincinnati at New England, 1 p.m., CBS
Kansas City at Oakland, 4:05 p.m., CBS
Atlanta at Seattle, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Dallas at Green Bay, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Indianapolis at Houston, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, October 17

N.Y. Jets at Arizona, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 7

Thursday, October 20

Chicago at Green Bay, 8:25 p.m., CBS

Sunday, October 23

N.Y. Giants vs Los Angeles, 9:30 a.m., NFL Network
New Orleans at Kansas City, 1 p.m., Fox
Indianapolis at Tennessee, 1 p.m., CBS
Minnesota at Philadelphia, 1 p.m., Fox
Cleveland at Cincinnati, 1 p.m., CBS
Washington at Detroit, 1 p.m., Fox
Oakland at Jacksonville, 1 p.m., CBS
Buffalo at Miami, 1 p.m., CBS
Baltimore at N.Y. Jets, 1 p.m., CBS
Tampa Bay at San Francisco, 4:05 p.m., Fox
San Diego at Atlanta, 4:05 p.m., Fox
New England at Pittsburgh, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Seattle at Arizona, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, October 24

Houston at Denver, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 8

Thursday, October 27

Jacksonville at Tennessee, 8:25 p.m., NFL Network

Sunday, October 30

Washington vs Cincinnati, 9:30 a.m., Fox
Kansas City at Indianapolis, 1 p.m., CBS
Oakland at Tampa Bay, 1 p.m., CBS
Seattle at New Orleans, 1 p.m., Fox
Detroit at Houston, 1 p.m., Fox
N.Y. Jets at Cleveland, 1 p.m., CBS
Green Bay at Atlanta, 1 p.m., Fox
New England at Buffalo, 1 p.m., CBS
San Diego at Denver, 4:05 p.m., CBS
Arizona at Carolina, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Philadelphia at Dallas, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, October 31

Minnesota at Chicago, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 9

Thursday, November 3

Atlanta at Tampa Bay, 8:25 p.m., NFL Network

Sunday, November 6

Pittsburgh at Baltimore, 1 p.m., CBS
Dallas at Cleveland, 1 p.m., Fox
Jacksonville at Kansas City, 1 p.m., CBS
N.Y. Jets at Miami, 1 p.m., CBS
Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants, 1 p.m., Fox
Detroit at Minnesota, 1 p.m., Fox
Carolina at Los Angeles, 4:05 p.m., Fox
New Orleans at San Francisco, 4:05 p.m., Fox
Tennessee at San Diego, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Indianapolis at Green Bay, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Denver at Oakland, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, November 7

Buffalo at Seattle, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 10

Thursday, November 10

Cleveland at Baltimore, 8:25 p.m., NFL Network

Sunday, November 13

Green Bay at Tennessee, 1 p.m., Fox
Minnesota at Washington, 1 p.m., Fox
Chicago at Tampa Bay, 1 p.m., Fox
Kansas City at Carolina, 1 p.m., CBS
Atlanta at Philadelphia, 1 p.m., Fox
Los Angeles at N.Y. Jets, 1 p.m., Fox
Denver at New Orleans, 1 p.m., CBS
Houston at Jacksonville, 1 p.m., CBS
Miami at San Diego, 4:05 p.m., CBS
Dallas at Pittsburgh, 4:25 p.m., Fox
San Francisco at Arizona, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Seattle at New England, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, November 14

Cincinnati at N.Y. Giants, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 11

Thursday, November 17

New Orleans at Carolina, 8:25 p.m., NBC

Sunday, November 20

Pittsburgh at Cleveland, 1 p.m., CBS
Baltimore at Dallas, 1 p.m., CBS
Jacksonville at Detroit, 1 p.m., CBS
Tennessee at Indianapolis, 1 p.m., CBS
Buffalo at Cincinnati, 1 p.m., Fox
Tampa Bay at Kansas City, 1 p.m., Fox
Chicago at N.Y. Giants, 1 p.m., Fox
Arizona at Minnesota, 1 p.m., Fox
Miami at Los Angeles, 4:05 p.m., Fox
New England at San Francisco, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Philadelphia at Seattle, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Green Bay at Washington, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, November 21

Houston vs Oakland, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 12

Thursday, November 24

Minnesota at Detroit, 12:30 p.m., CBS
Washington at Dallas, 4:30 p.m., Fox
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Sunday, November 27

Tennessee at Chicago, 1 p.m., CBS
Jacksonville at Buffalo, 1 p.m., CBS
Cincinnati at Baltimore, 1 p.m., CBS
Arizona at Atlanta, 1 p.m., Fox
N.Y. Giants at Cleveland, 1 p.m., Fox
Los Angeles at New Orleans, 1 p.m., Fox
San Francisco at Miami, 1 p.m., Fox
San Diego at Houston, 1 p.m., CBS
Seattle at Tampa Bay, 4:05 p.m., Fox
Carolina at Oakland, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Kansas City at Denver, 4:25 p.m., CBS
New England at N.Y. Jets, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, November 28

Green Bay at Philadelphia, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 13

Thursday, December 1

Dallas at Minnesota, 8:25 p.m., NBC

Sunday, December 4

Kansas City at Atlanta, 1 p.m., CBS
Detroit at New Orleans, 1 p.m., Fox
Los Angeles at New England, 1 p.m., Fox
Denver at Jacksonville, 1 p.m., CBS
Houston at Green Bay, 1 p.m., CBS
Philadelphia at Cincinnati, 1 p.m., Fox
Miami at Baltimore, 1 p.m., CBS
San Francisco at Chicago, 1 p.m., Fox
Buffalo at Oakland, 4:05 p.m., CBS
N.Y. Giants at Pittsburgh, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Washington at Arizona, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Tampa Bay at San Diego, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Carolina at Seattle, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, December 5

Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 14

Thursday, December 8

Oakland at Kansas City, 8:25 p.m., NBC

Sunday, December 11

Pittsburgh at Buffalo, 1 p.m., CBS
Denver at Tennessee, 1 p.m., CBS
New Orleans at Tampa Bay, 1 p.m., Fox
Washington at Philadelphia, 1 p.m., Fox
Arizona at Miami, 1 p.m., Fox
San Diego at Carolina, 1 p.m., Fox
Cincinnati at Cleveland, 1 p.m., CBS
Chicago at Detroit, 1 p.m., Fox
Houston at Indianapolis, 1 p.m., CBS
Minnesota at Jacksonville, 1 p.m., Fox
N.Y. Jets at San Francisco, 4:05 p.m., CBS
Atlanta at Los Angeles, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Seattle at Green Bay, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Dallas at N.Y. Giants, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, December 12

Baltimore at New England, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 15

Thursday, December 15

Los Angeles at Seattle, 8:25 p.m., NBC

Saturday, December 17

Miami at New York, 8:25 p.m., NFL Network

Sunday, December 18

Green Bay at Chicago, 1 p.m., Fox
Tampa Bay at Dallas, 1 p.m., Fox
Jacksonville at Houston, 1 p.m., CBS
Cleveland at Buffalo, 1 p.m., CBS
Philadelphia at Baltimore, 1 p.m., Fox
Tennessee at Kansas City, 1 p.m., CBS
Detroit at N.Y. Giants, 1 p.m., Fox
Indianapolis at Minnesota, 1 p.m., CBS
New Orleans at Arizona, 4:05 p.m., Fox
San Francisco at Atlanta, 4:05 p.m., Fox
New England at Denver, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Oakland at San Diego, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Monday, December 19

Carolina at Washington, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Week 16

Thursday, December 22

N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia, 8:25 p.m., NBC

Saturday, December 24

Miami at Buffalo, 1 p.m., CBS
Tampa Bay at New Orleans, 1 p.m., Fox
N.Y. Jets at New England, 1 p.m., CBS
Tennessee at Jacksonville, 1 p.m., CBS
Minnesota at Green Bay, 1 p.m., Fox
San Diego at Cleveland, 1 p.m., CBS
Washington at Chicago, 1 p.m., Fox
Atlanta at Carolina, 1 p.m., Fox
Indianapolis at Oakland, 4:05 p.m., CBS
Arizona at Seattle, 4:25 p.m., Fox
San Francisco at Los Angeles, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Cincinnati at Houston, 8:25 p.m., NFL Network

Sunday, December 25

Baltimore at Pittsburgh, 4:30 p.m., NFL Network
Denver at Kansas City, 8:30 p.m., NBC

Week 17

Sunday, January 1, 2017

New Orleans at Atlanta, 1 p.m., Fox
Baltimore at Cincinnati, 1 p.m., CBS
N.Y. Giants at Washington, 1 p.m., Fox
Houston at Tennessee, 1 p.m., CBS
Carolina at Tampa Bay, 1 p.m., Fox
Green Bay at Detroit, 1 p.m., Fox
Jacksonville at Indianapolis, 1 p.m., CBS
New England at Miami, 1 p.m., CBS
Chicago at Minnesota, 1 p.m., Fox
Buffalo at N.Y. Jets, 1 p.m., CBS
Dallas at Philadelphia, 1 p.m., Fox
Cleveland at Pittsburgh, 1 p.m., CBS
Arizona at Los Angeles, 4:25 p.m., Fox
Oakland at Denver, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Kansas City at San Diego, 4:25 p.m., CBS
Seattle at San Francisco, 4:25 p.m., Fox

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Wondering what the hot chick in the Viagra commercials is all about? Well, her name is Dana Adams and she’s far more than just another pretty face! But hey, if we were interested in snagging ourselves some Viagra, we’re sure than Dana Adams would be more than enough to persuade us. Yeah, they deserve a serious high-five for this one!

Widely known for playing the part of a gorgeous football yielding knock-out (who also just so happens to be pretty dang persuasive) on the latest Viagra commercial, Dana Adams is a gorgeous actress and incredibly hot model who we just can’t stop drooling over. Although the majority of her work can be seen within the realm of modeling, Dana’s also got a handful of acting credits to her name as well. But we’ve just got to be honest here; that Viagra commercial really assist her in attracting the attention of the masses. There’s just something about a super hot chick talking about cuddling while decked out in football gear that really does the trick! No, we aren’t going to go into what kind of trick we’re talking; go ahead, use your imagination!

Now that you know all about the super-hot babe on the Viagra commercial is, go ahead and check out Viagra’s latest gorgeous commercial girl Dana Adams in her hottest photos on the internet in the gallery below!

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University of Rochester is currently under attack by the Norovirus and students are suffering. Here’s everything you need to know about what’s happening.

What is Norovirus?

Norovirus is a common viral gastroenteritis in humans. It’s commonly referred to as the winter vomiting bug in the UK and can affect people of all ages, especially those living within close proximity of one another. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, you can get it from contaminated food or water, or by touching contaminated surfaces. It’s highly contagious and tends to last from 24-48 hours.

What’s Happening at the University of Rochester?

The upstate New York college is currently infected by the virus, with 95 students falling ill so far. According to an email from the university, the outbreak remains largely confined to the River Campus, with a few cases also reported at Eastman School of Music. Considering how contagious the virus is, changes to the university’s Dandelion Day celebration — which is scheduled to go on today — have been made:

• All of the amusement rides will receive disinfecting wash-downs of the ride bars and seats at 15 minute intervals. Organizers are being extra vigilant about all of the Dandelion Day activity areas being cleaned frequently.
• Outdoor handwashing stations have been added and will be located near the rides and food areas.
• Most of the foods and beverages available outside will be prepackaged. The visiting food trucks will follow their normal food handling protocol that includes wearing gloves and preparing the food for the customer.

An Audi of Palo Alto service technician has been accused of doing cocaine and speeding in the car of one of their customers. While the video doesn’t show actual cocaine use (it’s a dash cam, not a passenger cam), you definitely hear something that sounds a hell of a lot like snorting and the car owner also reported that there was a white substance found in the seams of his car.

That being said, you can definitely tell that the driver of the car is speeding and driving recklessly. He stops on an open road, giggles like an idiot, and then cranks it up to 50 MPH on a city street.

Here’s the description of the video from the original upload:

Audi Service Technician takes vehicle on test drive, where he proceeds to drive recklessly, double speed limits on city streets, and takes a break to indulge in an unknown illicit substance (white powder was left in the seams of my seats) and then continues to drive while under the influence.

This is the abridged version since most will not want to walk 17 minutes of driving.

Speaking of unabridged versions, the uploader Carrera Chris (the owner of the vehicle) uploaded another section of the full video when the service tech pulls into a deserted parking lot to do his drugs. As if the snorting wasn’t enough of a tell, you can clearly hear the service tech fumbling through his pockets and then curse, saying to himself that he’s got a “serious f*cking problem.” Presumably he’s talking about the powder he spilled everywhere.

Of course, it could also be a pill that he’s trying to crush up and then it goes everywhere. Either way, this guy is looking for another job.

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You know those studies that say boning can help burn calories? That’s awesome, if it’s true. But I’ve always wondered — how legitimate can that belief be? And if it is legit, does that mean we can all skip a day (or three) at the gym?

The age-old question has finally been answered thanks to Kevin Netto, an associate professor of physiotherapy and exercise science at Curtin University in Australia.

This isn’t the first time someone tried figuring out if sex and exercise were synonymous. Studies performed in the 1960’s found that having sex increases your respiratory rate, heart rate and blood pressure, all of which are signs that your body is working at an elevated rate (like it does when you’re running full speed ahead on the treadmill).

More recent studies have been replicated these results. In an article published by The Daily Mail, Netto explains,

Comparing this to what happens during exercise, they showed sexual activity elicits a moderate level of physical stress – up to 75 per cent of maximal exercise.

But they also noticed these physiological stress levels were intermittent. Much of the average time of sexual activity recorded (33 minutes) was spent at lower stress levels.

A more recent study of young Canadian heterosexual couples showed a bout of sexual activity was akin to moderate physical activity – such as brisk walking – when energy expenditure was measured.

So basically, sex counts as legitimate exercise if you consider walking down the street legitimate exercise. Which hey, when I’m hungover, that’s exactly what I consider a good workout. If you have the same thought when you’re not hungover, then yes — forgo that five minute walk for a good wham bam thank you ma’am. You’ll be in shape in no-time!

And by no-time we mean like 25 years, but whatever! You do you.

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Captain Obvious here just checking in with an update on our boy Johnny Manziel: the dude needs help. Not only has he been tied to a house party that destroyed the rental property (video of that house party here), now BustedCoverage has discovered this morning that Johnny Manziel is now sporting a 420 marijuana tattoo on the outside of his hand.

Full Johnny Manziel Weed Tattoo Story on Busted Coverage

You can see a close-up of the tattoo in the photo above, where on his hand it reads “CDXX” and is then followed by a cannabis leaf. For those of you who skipped Latin, CDXX in roman numerals is 420. CD=400 + XX=20. So yeah, it looks nice but he could have made it a lot more discreet than having it on the outside of his hands.

BustedCoverage reports that a tattoo artist giving out free tattoos was seen at the aforementioned house party, but we’re not certain that’s where Manziel got it. What we can say is that Johnny wasn’t sporting the tattoo a week ago.

So it’s a safe bet that he got the tattoo when he was at… the tattoo parlor. Here’s a photo of celebrity tattoo artist Rafael Valdez inking up Johnny.

Let’s get one thing straight: we’re entirely pro-marijuana use when it comes to both recreational use and as a substitute for pain medication. But we’ll also be the first to say that like every other controlled substance, it’s best to keep things under control.

Maybe Manziel doesn’t actually want to be back in the NFL. It’s not like he’s done anything to show anyone that he does.

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It’s going to be awhile until The Walking Dead premieres Season 7 in October, so while fans are waiting, you’ll need something to help keep your mind on the show and the exciting reveals coming up. TWD is a show that has some crazy locations and sets that its filmed in, and we’re here to tell you where you can find those places.

Check out below to see where the filming happened!

The Walking Dead Filming Locations

All the filming for TWD was done in various cities throughout Georgia: including Atlanta, Senoia and Peachtree City. The set has traveled throughout the state to for the show, using famous homes and GA landmarks to make the set realistic and enticing.

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In the photo below, you’ll see some of the beautiful mansions used to film The Walking Dead.

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There are even tours you can take through Atlanta, taking you through the different neighborhoods and areas where the cast spent time filming. The tour includes inside details on the production behind the scenes, a Q & A session, plus the opportunity to take pictures and access to the inside of the sets. Some of the sets you’ll get to see up front and personal include Nelson Street, Terminus, the Sheriff’s Office and Rick’s Hospital. And the best part? It’ll only set you back $20!

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If you’re interested in the tour itself, head to Atlanta Movie Tours or Atlanta.Curbed for an interactive map.

Below you’ll see some of the abandoned buildings seen the “Vatos” episode.

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It’s no secret that Tyga has a wandering eye; he might not openly admit it, but Molly O’Malia and Annalu Cardoso would confirm otherwise. Whether or not he’s still dating Kylie Jenner — everyone seems to have a different opinion on the matter —  Tyga was just seen with a 21-year-old doppelganger.

The resemblance is uncanny.

According to The Daily Mail, the girl’s name is Tiffani Kathleen Birdas. She works at a cafe in the city’s Bracken Ridge suburb and allegedly struck up a friendship with the rapper before his show on Wednesday. The two exchanged social media handles before he left, but apparently got friendly pretty quickly; Birdas claims she was invited to enjoy the show from a VIP section at Eaton Hills Hotel, then tagged along to an after party at the city’s Sky and Lotus Bar.

“It was like a dream,” she recently told The Courier Mail. “Tyga was lovely, he was really relaxed and chilled and really humble.”

Yeah… we bet. Despite the striking resemblance, Birdas insists the rapper didn’t mention his reality star lady friend. Which should be obvious — that’s not how you score with your a hot doppelganger. Well-played, Tyga!

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The University of California just settled a wrongful-death lawsuit that was filed against them by the family of a football player after his death in 2014. The settlement, which was for $4.75 million, was announced Thursday, ending months of litigation after university officials finally admitted liability in the death of Ted Agu.

Ted Agu was a 21-year-old public health major with plans to go to medical school. He was a defensive lineman for UC’s football team and died shortly after an off-season conditioning workout outside Cal’s Memorial Stadium on Feb. 7, 2014.

According to fellow teammates, the players had been directed to run up and down a steep asphalt hill ten times while holding a rope together, something they had never before done before. During the drill, they said Agu was showing visible difficulty, falling to his knees several times before collapsing halfway up the hill on the last lap. Agu was taken to Alta Bates Hospital in Berkeley, where he was pronounced dead.

As part of their suit, Agu’s parents claim that their son shouldn’t have been in such a strenuous workout because he carried sickle cell trait, a blood abnormality that can lead to death under extreme exertion, a fact which the university was aware of.

Back in January, UC officials acknowledged their liability in Agu’s death, agreeing that their negligence played a part.

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“The University is glad to have reached a resolution with the Agu family, as it has been a difficult process for everyone involved,” Dan Mogulof, a UC Berkeley spokesman, said in a statement.

In addition to the money, the settlement will also dictate reforms in the university’s athletics program. For example, coaches will not be able to use “high-risk physical activity” as a punishment, and superiors workout and conditioning plans are to be reviewed by superiors before they are implemented. Coaches and team doctors will also be educated on sickle cell trait and the medical complications it can cause, so as to be better prepared to deal with it in the future.

“We were never going to accept just money,” Steve Yerrid, one of the attorneys who represented the Agu family, told The San Francisco Chronicle. “The most unnatural act in the world is for a parent to bury their child.”

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The NBA Playoff Bracket is all set after the NBA regular season finished in one of the greatest single nights in NBA history. But we’re not here to talk Kobe or regular season records, we’re here to talk about the part of the NBA player’s lives that matter the most: playoffs. Records, wins, and highlights mean nothing if you’re not holding the trophy. Here’s a quote from a very blunt Kobe Bryant regarding that very topic. “You either win a championship or you’re sh*t.”

So that being said, here are 18 teams who hoping to prove that they’re much more than sh*t. Obviously the favorites in the Western Conference are the Golden State Warriors, but both the Spurs and the Thunder are going to give them a serious run for their money come Western Conference Finals. In the East, everyone assumes the Cavaliers are going to make it to the Finals–but we’re not too sure. Playoff Lebron is still the most deadly single force in the NBA, but the Cavaliers have shown signs of weakness throughout the season. They’re definitely vulnerable to upsets.

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NBA Playoff Bracket

Here’s a visual representation of the 2016 NBA Playoff Bracket. We’ll update this after the first round is over with.

NBA playoff schedule with dates, times & TV channels

Here’s the full NBA Playoff schedule, complete with dates, times and television channels. We’ll update this schedule as we progress round by round, but keep in mind that the NBA rewards teams who win games earlier. A team won’t play in the next round until everyone in their round’s games are over with.

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Eastern Conference

No. 1 Cavaliers vs. No. 8 Pistons

Game 1: Sunday, April 17- Detroit at Cleveland, 3 p.m., ABC
Game 2: Wednesday, April 20- Detroit at Cleveland, 8 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Friday, April 22- Cleveland at Detroit, 7 p.m., ESPN
Game 4: Sunday, April 24- Cleveland at Detroit, 8:30 p.m., TNT
Game 5: Tuesday, April 26- Detroit at Cleveland, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Thursday, April 28- Cleveland at Detroit, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Saturday, April 30- Detroit at Cleveland, TBD, TNT*

No. 2 Raptors vs. No. 7 Pacers

Game 1: Saturday, April 16- Indiana at Toronto, 12:30 p.m., ESPN
Game 2: Monday, April 18- Indiana at Toronto, 7 p.m., NBA TV
Game 3: Thursday, April 21- Toronto at Indiana, 7:30 p.m., NBA TV
Game 4: Saturday, April 23- Toronto at Indiana, 3 p.m., TNT
Game 5: Tuesday, April 26- Indiana at Toronto, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Friday, April 29- Toronto at Indiana, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Sunday, May 1- Indiana at Toronto, TBD, TBD*

No. 3 Heat vs. No. 6 Hornets

Game 1: Sunday, April 17- Charlotte at Miami, 5:30 p.m., TNT
Game 2: Wednesday, April 20- Charlotte at Miami, 7 p.m., NBA TV
Game 3: Saturday, April 23- Miami at Charlotte, 5:30 p.m., TNT
Game 4: Monday, April 25- Miami at Charlotte, TBD, TBD
Game 5: Wednesday, April 27- Charlotte at Miami, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Friday, April 29- Miami at Charlotte, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Sunday, May 1- Charlotte at Miami, TBD, TBD*

No. 4 Hawks vs. No. 5 Celtics

Game 1: Saturday, April 16- Boston at Atlanta, 7 p.m., ESPN
Game 2: Tuesday, April 19- Boston at Atlanta, 7 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Friday, April 22- Atlanta at Boston, 8 p.m., ESPN2
Game 4: Sunday, April 24- Atlanta at Boston, 6 p.m., TNT
Game 5: Tuesday, April 26- Boston at Atlanta, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Thursday, April 28- Atlanta at Boston, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Saturday, April 30- Boston at Atlanta, TBD, TNT*

Western Conference

No. 1 Warriors vs No. 8 Rockets

Game 1: Saturday, April 16- Houston at Golden State, 3:30 p.m., ABC
Game 2: Monday, April 18- Houston at Golden State, 10:30 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Thursday, April 21- Golden State at Houston, 9:30 p.m., TNT
Game 4: Sunday, April 24- Golden State at Houston, 3:30 p.m., ABC
Game 5: Wednesday, April 27- Houston at Golden State, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Friday, April 29- Golden State at Houston, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Sunday, May 1- Houston at Golden State, TBD, TBD*

No. 2 Spurs vs. No. 7 Grizzlies

Game 1: Sunday, April 17- Memphis at San Antonio, 8 p.m., TNT
Game 2: Tuesday, April 19- Memphis at San Antonio, 9:30 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Friday, April 22- San Antonio at Memphis, 9:30 p.m., ESPN
Game 4: Sunday, April 24- San Antonio at Memphis, 1 p.m., ABC
Game 5: Tuesday, April 26- Memphis at San Antonio, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Thursday, April 28- San Antonio at Memphis, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Saturday, April 30- Memphis at San Antonio, TBD, TNT*

No. 3 Thunder vs. No. 6 Mavericks

Game 1: Saturday, April 16- Dallas at Oklahoma City, 9:30 p.m., ESPN
Game 2: Monday, April 18- Dallas at Oklahoma City, 8 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Thursday, April 21- Oklahoma City at Dallas, 7 p.m., TNT
Game 4: Saturday, April 23- Oklahoma City at Dallas, 8 p.m., ESPN
Game 5: Monday, April 25- Dallas at Oklahoma City, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Thursday, April 28- Oklahoma City at Dallas, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Saturday, April 30- Dallas at Oklahoma City, TBD, TNT*

No. 4 Clippers vs. No. 5 Trail Blazers

Game 1: Sunday, April 17- Portland at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m., TNT
Game 2: Wednesday, April 20- Portland at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m., TNT
Game 3: Saturday, April 23- Los Angeles at Portland, 10:30 p.m., ESPN
Game 4: Monday, April 25- Los Angeles at Portland, 10:30 p.m., TNT
Game 5: Wednesday, April 27- Portland at Los Angeles, TBD, TBD*
Game 6: Friday, April 29- Los Angeles at Portland, TBD, TBD*
Game 7: Sunday, May 1- Portland at Los Angeles, TBD, TBD*

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There’s no quicker way to create a misanthrope than by having them work in customer service. Really, it’s a proven formula: the more time you spend catering to the demands of others, the more likely you are to develop a soul-sucking hatred for humanity. Perhaps one good thing that comes from working customer service is that you eventually collect a lot of bizarre stories to tell at parties.

For example: meet, Patrick Lenton, a guy who used to work behind a desk at the Sydney International Airport. According to Patrick, during his time there, he once faked his own death in order to get away from a “difficult” customer.

Really:

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The story, which he told on Twitter, is absolutely hilarious. Strap in, folks, because this one is a while ride.

Remember, Patrick, the customer is always right. I’m sure you can all see where this is going.

Because people in the customer service industry need to stick together.

Anyway:

I guess the moral of the story is that, when in doubt, run from your problems and pretend that you died in a nonexistent tunnel. It will all work out in the end. Or something. One can only hope that the angry man Patrick was hiding from sees this and can now rest easy, knowing that he didn’t send some stranger to their untimely death.

If you want to hear more stories from Patrick, you’re in luck because he writes them. His new book, A Man Entirely Made of Bats, is available for purchase.

Unless you got tickets to either weekend of Coachella, the best way you can experience the Coachella Valley Arts & Music Festival is via the free live stream (presented by T-Mobile). All three days of both weekends are being live streamed on YouTube, so that means you’ll have a great opportunity to listen to some of the world’s best bands, groups and rappers.

Previous efforts regarding Coachella’s live stream were 100% A+ jobs. Little to no lag, three channels to ensure you can listen to your favorite music, and the ability to sort-of/kind-of rewind.

Coachella Live Stream (Day One)

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Coachella Live Stream Channel 2:

Coachella Live Stream Channel 3:

Coachella Live Stream Schedule

Live Stream Schedule (Channel 1)

Mavis Staples (6:35 PM – 7:25), Robert Delong (7:25 PM – 8:15 PM), Bob Moses (8:15 PM – 9:00 PM), Foals (9:00 PM – 9:50 PM), Of Monsters And Men (9:50 PM – 10:40 PM), The Kills (10:50 PM – 11:40 PM), A$AP Rocky (11:40 PM – 12:30 AM), Ellie Goulding (12:30 AM – 1:20 AM), Jack U (1:20 AM – 2:20 AM), LCD Soundsystem (2:20 AM – 4:00 AM)

Live Stream Schedule (Channel 2)

The Front Bottoms (6:35 PM – 7:20), Joey Bada$$ (7:20 – 8:05 PM), IBEYI (8:05 – 8:50 PM), Lord Huron (8:50 – 9:40 PM), Gallant (9:40 – 10:25 PM), Bjorns (10:30 – 11:10 PM), The Last Shadow Puppets (11:20 PM – 12:10 AM), Sufjan Stevens (12:10 – 1:00 AM), Savages (1:00 – 1:50 AM), M83 (2:00 – 2:50 AM), G-Eazy (3:00 – 3:50 AM)

Live Stream Schedule (Channel 3)

Carl Morrison (6:35 – 7:15 PM), Lapsley (7:15 – 7:45 PM), Health (7:45 – 8:30 PM), Christine and the Queens (8:30 – 9:15 PM), Miami Horror (9:15 – 10:00 PM), St. Germain (10:00 – 10:50 PM), Louis the Child (10:50 – 11:40 PM), Sam Feldt (11:40 – 12:30 AM), DJ Mustard (12:35 – 1:15 AM), Underworld (1:15 – 2:25 AM), Rae Sremmurd (2:25 – 3:15 AM), Lucent Dossier Experience (3:15 – 3:55 AM)

Coachella Day One Lineup

Here’s the full lineup for Day One (Friday). Headliners are closer to the front while smaller acts are towards the bottom.

LCD Soundsystem, Ellie Goulding, Sufjan Stevens, Jack Ü, M83, Underworld, The Kills, Foals, Of Monsters And Men, G-Eazy, Purity Ring, Rae Sremmurd, Volbeat, 2manydjs, Lord Huron, St Germain, Savages, The Last Shadow Puppets, Joey Bada$$, DJ Mustard, BØRNS, Christine And The Queens, Snakehips, Robert DeLong, Bob Moses, Ibeyi, Marco Carola, Parov Stelar, Black Coffee, Years & Years, Nicole Moudaber & Skin, Lido, HEALTH, Mavis Staples, Sasha, Goldroom, Carla Morrison, Nic Fanciulli, The Front Bottoms, Skepta, Sam Feldt, Lemaitre, Louis The Child, Frances, George FitzGerald, DJ EZ, Gallant, HÆLOS, Låpsley, Miami Horror, SG Lewis, Sheer MaG, Mbongwana Star, Nina Las, Vegas, Nora En Pure, Masha

If you’re looking for the full lineup from all three days, make sure to check out the link below.

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