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The Republican Convention is right around the corner, and if you’re looking for somewhere to stay, we’ve found something fitting: serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer’s house.

You may remember Dahmer from all of those weird wiki searches you did in your teens. He is known as one of the most notorious serial killers of all time and was active from 1978 to 1991. His Akron, Ohio home is said to have been the site of his first killing — a hitchhiker named Steven Hicks, whom Dahmer dismembered and buried in the woods near his home in 1978. What a charming story to set the mood for your relaxing GOP-loving getaway.

The terrifying three bedroom house typically goes for $10,000 a month but the house’s current owner, Chris Butler (who is weirdly responsible for the song “I Know What Boys Like”) is lowering the price to $8,000 for all of those Trump supporters out there. In his own words, Butler offered accommodations to “suck some Republican gelt from those people.” Sweet!

“The vibe was always good, but now it’s kind of really good,” he told the Akron Beacon Journal. Yeah… let’s trust the guy who willingly lives in a psychopath’s house.

Luckily you won’t have to worry about him coming back; Dahmer was killed in prison in 1994. His ghost, on the other hand, is definitely haunting that place. So good luck with that.

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Here’s a nice icebreaker question: How long do you last in bed?

Before you hang your head in shame, it helps to ask “How long does sex ‘normally’ last?”

Thanks to Dr. Brendan Zietsch from the University of Queensland, science has weighed in (again) to tell the world exactly how much time we should be spending in the act of physical love.

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More than 500 couples from around the world timed themselves having sex over a four-week period to attain a general conclusion as to when ejaculation typically occurs.

Of course, sex is rarely just about ejaculation; there’s all that rubbing, kissing, and grinding (more commonly referred to as “foreplay” for anyone who’s not getting laid), but to keep things simple, the study only measured the time from penetration to ejaculation.

Participants pressed a timer at the start of penetration and pressed stop after the big O commenced. This might ruin the mood, but science is rarely perfect.

The study found sexy time lasts anywhere between 33 seconds and 44 minutes. The median time is a whopping 5.4 minutes.

Now here’s the interesting part: older men did NOT last longer than younger men.

“Another surprising finding was that the older the couple, the shorter the sex, contrary to the prevailing wisdom (probably peddled by older men),” Zietsch continued.

So really, stop fighting science. If you want to “last longer”, quadruple the foreplay. You heard it here first.

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An unidentified dead body was found at the University of Texas-Austin this morning. Police arrived on campus Tuesday morning to investigate the possible homicide of a deceased individual located near the alumni center. The University of Texas has confirmed the story.

If it is actually deemed a homicide, this would be the first on UT-Austin campus in ten years.

**This is a developing story. Check back for updates.**

University of Texas-Austin Reacts:

Immediately after the body was found, UT-Austin police sent out a campus-wide alert.

A Campus Safety Alert sent to the Texas students of the following:. “UTPD responded to reports of a deceased person in a creek on campus west of the Alumni Center. The death is being investigated as a homicide by UTPD. At this time, no suspects have been identified.”

Shortly thereafter, UT-Austin President Gregory L. Fenves made an official statement:

“I have spoken with campus public safety leaders and am writing to assure you that we are doing everything possible to ensure safety on campus. We are also working closely with Austin police to identify possible suspects. We are unable to release the name of the victim or any details until the family has been notified.”

President Fenves recently updated the students and told them that classes would continue.

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Waller Creek: Location of Body

The body was found in a creek behind the Etter-Harbin Alumni Center, known as Waller Creek. You can see that location below:

UT-Austin Students React

As you could expect, students at Texas are less than thrilled and a little nervous about the circumstances. A lot of the students believe that UT-Austin could do a better job lighting the campus.

Others believe there’s a chance the victim could be someone running through campus (although that’s purely speculative).

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Making your way through Tinder could be stressful, especially when you can’t tell if that super hot model you’re talking to is actually a 24-year-old grad student living in the Lower East Side, or a hairy old dude hanging out in his parents basement. While nothing on Tinder is certain, there’s one thing we can all pretty much agree on: the ladies always have it easier.

Enter Metro‘s Ellen Scott, a writer who used only Kanye West lyrics to pick up some dates. Here were her exact rules:

• I would communicate on Tinder using *only* quotes from Kanye West
• Quotes can include: song lyrics, tweets, and interview quotes
• I would use my regular Tinder pic, so I would know people weren’t just swiping right on me because I was Kanye West

And there it is — where the magic started. Check out her best interactions below and remember: you can literally get laid by anyone on Tinder if you’re a hot girl. Doesn’t matter what you say, do, or not do — you’re going to get some lovin.

Noted.

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The Masters Golf Tournament is the classiest, most exclusive golf event of the year, held at Augusta National–the ritziest joint in the world. But if you thought that we were incapable of sullying the fine name of The Masters, you clearly don’t know us well enough.

Introducing “The Wags of the Masters” aka the hottest group of wives and girlfriends of professional athletes ever assembled in one place.

For whatever reason, professional (not amateurs, sorry guys) golf players land the creme of the crop when it comes to their female companions. Maybe it’s the huge checks they earn. Maybe it’s the fact that the golfers are gone all day. Or maybe it’s that chicks dig the long ball. Whatever the reason, we know you’ll agree with our statement once you check out their photos in the gallery below.

Two very special welcomes to group of WAGs go to Tori Slater, the girlfriend of Daniel Berger; and Francie Harris, an Auburn cheerleader and girlfriend of golfer Smylie Kaufman.

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The women’s college basketball season is coming to a close, but not before the UConn Huskies and Syracuse Orange face off in the 2016 NCAA Championship game tonight. Top seed overall and fresh off their victory over Washington this past Sunday, the Huskies are a “commanding favorite,” according to  SB Nation reporter Alex Kirshner.

They have the best player in the country in senior Breanna Stewart, who’s trying to cap her career by winning a fourth national championship in four years. They have practically an entire rotation’s worth of elite players, including two others–Moriah Jefferson and Morgan Tuck–who drew Wooden Award consideration. It’ll be downright shocking if they don’t beat Syracuse, and it’ll be a little surprising if the game is close.

If UConn wins, they’ll continue with their 4-year championship, one of the longest winning streaks in college basketball history. If Syracuse wins, they’ll end all of that. Either way, this is definitely a game you won’t want to miss.

This is by no means their first match-up. As it details on the Huskies’ website:

UConn and Syracuse have a storied history that dates back to the 1980-81 season and includes 49 match-ups. The Huskies are 37-12 all-time versus the Orange and have won 23-straight games against their former Big East rival. Connecticut has won 31 consecutive games against ACC teams, going back to the 2006-07 campaign.

Here are Final Four game times, television schedule, and live stream links for the 2016 NCAA Women’s Division I Basketball Tournament game between University of Connecticut and Syracuse:

UConn vs. Syracuse Start Time

The game will be aired from Indianapolis on Tuesday, April 5 at 8:30 EST. The broadcasters are Dave O’Brien, who will be doing the play-by-play, and college basketball analyst Doris Burke.

UConn vs. Syracuse Channel Information

The game will air on ESPN. It can also be streamed online here.

You may remember Hannah Ferguson from her scantily clad photo shoots with Sports Illustrated (and if you don’t you’re going to want to check those out ASAP), but her latest endeavor features less swimsuit and more lace lingerie.

The 23-year-old model is the star of Triumph Lingerie’s latest ad campaign, where she plays a new mother overcome by stress and her new body. Naturally Triumph Lingerie is the only thing that can make her feel like the sexy mofo that she is. Sounds like a good storyline… except for the fact that they chose a f*cking supermodel to play a woman who is supposed to be upset with her body. Not exactly believable, but we’ll let it slide strictly because of how much we love Hannah Ferguson,

Sure, most of the video is a cartoon, but stick with it until the end — you won’t regret it. Check it out below.

NBA player and Golden State Warrior Harrison Barnes might be a reigning champion, but the UNC graduate isn’t the kind of guy to rest on his laurels. In fact, there’s plenty of evidence that suggests he never takes a day off. He’s extremely flexible and owes that to his rigorous yoga and even sensory deprivation tank visits.

Harrison even has his own side project called #HBChallenge. It’s a series of challenges and scavenger hunts Harrison offers to his fans via social media so that they can get to know him and win fun prizes.

Recently HB threw out a challenge to his followers and friends in a game that we’re very familiar with: NBA 2K16. Take a look at who showed up: Blake Anderson, that weird gold guy who dances at all the Warriors games, Red Bull professional gamer Darryl “Snake Eyez” Lewis, and Baddie Winkle (@BaddieWinkle).

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LSU’s Dean of Students Maria Fuentes-Martin has proposed a ton of new tailgating changes and rules that have Tigers fans, students, and alumni up in arms. The new “recommendations” proposed specifically target “student organizations” specifically fraternities, sororities, and current students looking to gather for some pre-game revelry. The Law School is also known for hosting big tailgate parties.

At it’s core, the heart of the issue is that LSU is considering three options. The first option is change a lot, but provide nothing for the tailgaters soon to be left in the cold. The second option is provide booze for everyone via a third-party. The third option is to allow only registered student groups to BYOB, but charge non-registered student groups for their booze.

Regardless of whether it’s Option #1, #2, or #3, one thing is clear: rules are going to start to be enforced.

History of Tailgating At LSU

For those of you who don’t know, LSU takes its college football very seriously. And along with every great college football experience comes an even better tailgate. The food and drink at Louisiana State University is absolutely second-to-none. Cajun cooking for the win.

Interestingly enough, while the immediate reaction is to assume this is just the next step in helicopter parenting, some LSU alumni have noted that in the past that the parade grounds looked like a dump after games.

On TigerDroppings, a message board built LSU fans to shout at one other, one baw wrote this:

“Whatever, either way, if the animals that tailgate around the parade grounds wouldn’t kick over trash cans and porto potties after home games, then maybe they wouldn’t have to resort to this. Serves them right.”

Obviously not everyone feels the same way. A lot of the students are rightfully pissed off.

But to her credit, Dean Maria Fuentes-Martin did host a Town Hall-style meeting in the Student Union on Tuesday at 4:30 PM. She will host another one on Wednesday at the same time in the same place.

Whether or not the suggestions of the students will have any weight is still to be determined.

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Augusta Uwamanzu-Nna is ending her year on a high note. Not only is she valedictorian at Long Island’s Elmont Memorial High School, but she’s also been accepted into all eight Ivy League universities like it was the easiest thing in the world. Here’s everything you need to know about the academic prodigy.

Who is Augusta Uwamanzu-Nna?

Augusta is a 17-year-old high schooler from Long Island, New York. She is the daughter to Nigerian immigrants but was born in America.

“Though I was born here in American, I visited Nigeria many times,” she told Long Island ABC affiliate WABC7. “And I’ve seen that my cousins don’t have the same opportunities that I have. So definitely, whatever I do, I want to make sure that it has an impact on Nigeria.”

This week, she received an invite to the White House Science Fair and was recently an Intel finalist for her research on cement that could keep underwater oil rigs from breaking apart.

What happened?

Augusta is Long Island’s Elmont Memorial High School valedictorian who was smart enough to get into twelve colleges, including all of the Ivy Leagues.

“My mom literally screamed on the phone when I told her and I was quite shocked myself,” she said in a recent interview. “I was looking at each school one by one and I remember getting to the last school and seeing that I got into all of them. I literally just started crying.”

Considering she has a 102-point grade point average, we can’t say we’re surprised.

“I’m still quite unsure what school I’m going to attend, but I know attending any of them will be such a great honor,’ Augusta said. ‘But for now, it’s just so amazing. I really can’t believe it, still.”

To no one’s surprise, Uwamanzu-Nn plans to pursue a science-related major and will choose a school that combines her interests in biochemistry and environmental studies. While Uwamanzu-Nna is clearly a world wonder, it turns out she isn’t the only one; her Long Island high school Elmont Memorial is too. This is their second student to get accepted into every single Ivy League university.

“Having two students get accepted into all eight Ivy League institutions in back-to-back years is humbling but also speaks to the incredible commitment to children by the families and staff within the EMHS Community,” said Kevin Dougherty, Elmont Memorial High School principal.

According to The Daily Mail, last year, Elmont’s Harold Ekeh (also the son of Nigerian immigrants) chose Yale from among the 13 universities where he was accepted.

WTF is in the water over there?!

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Notoriously known for being the daughter of what may very well be the most successful man in the United States, Ivanka Trump is not simply another rich pretty face. Although she may be incredibly hot to the core, she also just so happens to be one incredibly successful and intelligent woman all on her own! Plus, did we mention she’s super hot too? We’ve just got to point that one out one more time!

Although her daddy may have more money than most of us can even dream of, Ivana Trump truly is one impressively hot intelligent woman. An infamous business lovin’ powerhouse, a former model, and a writer; she sure does make for one incredibly hot package of success and class. On regards to modeling, she snagged her first cover photo modeling gig back in 1997 when she showed off her gorgeous face on Seventeen Magazine. Since then, she’s been featured on numerous magazine covers like Forbes, Avenue, and Golf Magazine. But beyond modeling, she’s also owned her one hand bag and footwear line, appeared on The Apprentice, and wrote the book The Trump Card: Playing to Win in Work and Life.

From modeling, to business, to writing, Donald Trump’s daughter is simply impressive in every way imaginable. Her hotness, well.. that’s just an added bonus! Don’t believe us? See for yourself by checking out Ivana Trump’s hottest photos on the internet in the gallery below!

The Kappa Alpha Theta sisters at James Madison University had an original, different and amazing take on the Spring Break Go-Pro videos that we’re used to seeing.

Most of the time we’re sent videos of attractive coeds showing off their booze-fueled butt shaking (not that we’re complaining), but the Theta sisters put together a video much more interesting. They made their own music video Missy Elliot’s “Lose Control” while partying at the Mandela Bay Resort in Cancun, Mexico.

Yes, it still features attractive coeds dancing, but to us this is much more entertaining. Plus it’s like a fire jam. Check it out below.

If I was at Mandela Bay, I would have been more than a little confused as to what they were filming. But sometimes chicks act weird and you just gotta go with the flow. That being said, the final result was well worth it.

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Humans are weird. We’re always sweating, crying, getting irrationally angry while watching reality TV, and pursuing people who just don’t give a f*ck about us. Yet somehow, these things aren’t deemed “creepy.” Besides, they’re all pretty normal considering we all do them. But a new study published in the New Ideas in Psychology journal has proven that all of those habits you find relatively normal are actually downright creepy. Which is actually pretty rude, but whatever.

According to British Psychological Society, below are the 18 creepiest human habits. You’re definitely guilty of more than half of them:

1. Odd/dirty clothes
2. Pale skin
3. Bags under eyes
4. Unkempt hair
5. Steering conversation toward one topic (especially sex)
6. Asking to take a picture of you
7. Greasy hair
8. Standing too close
9. Peculiar smile
10. Bulging eyes
11. Having a mental illness
12. Long fingers
13. Licking lips frequently
14. Laughing at odd times
15. Making it impossible to leave without seeming rude
16. Displaying unwanted sexual interest
17. Being very thin
18. Displaying too much/little emotion.

This sounds relatively normal to me… but they elaborate:

While they may not be overtly threatening, individuals who display unusual patterns of nonverbal behaviour, odd emotional characteristics or highly distinctive physical characteristics are outside of the norm, and by definition unpredictable. This may activate our ‘creepiness detector’,” the researchers said.

The four most creepy professions, in order, were clown, taxidermist, sex shop owner and funeral director (least creepy was meteorologist). The creepiest hobbies were those that involved collecting (especially body parts like finger nails, or insects) or watching or photographing other people.

Consistent with the researchers’ theory that creepiness stems from ambiguity, participants said the typical creepy person makes them feel uncomfortable because they cannot predict how he or she will behave.

WTF?! So just having a pulse is creepy? What’s wrong with having dirty clothes and being pale? WHY IS THAT A CRIME?!

Rest assured knowing that we’re all freaks — dirty laundry and all.

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If you’ve never heard of Skye Wheatley, we feel bad for you. The 23-year-old blonde bombshell is a former Big Brother contestant and Instagram model you’re going to want to follow (if that wasn’t already obvious).

Wheatley is snagging some headlines after publicly claiming that Dan Bilzerian’s publicist offered to pay her to party with the professional poker player and social media star. Unfortunately for Dan — whose sexy lady friends include Lindsey Pelas and Abigail Ratchford — Wheatley rejected the invite, saying the proposition seemed “dodgy.”

In a recent interview with The Daily Mail, Wheatley explained:

In the email thread Skye is apparently told that, should she attend, then she would be compensated for her time and that flights and accommodation costs would be covered by Mr Bilzerian.

In her reply Skye asks if she would be required to sleep with Dan and is apparently told by Jack [Bilzerian’s publicist]: ‘You do not have to engaged in anything sexual contrary to popular belief, however, in the instance that you do engage in one with a high profile guest, you will be required to sign another contract after.’

Skye, you classy broad you. We knew we liked you! Check out her hottest photos below.

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Remember when Ashley Madison was really popular? Cheating spouses were all over that sh*t, acting out their weird fantasies with other cheaters from across the globe. It was a great time for a while there — you could go bang your sidepiece then come home to a delicious four course meal from your wife, the best of both worlds — but then all hell broke loose when a bunch of hackers unveiled meticulous user information. Not only were relationships destroyed, but people even killed themselves over the security breach. It was pretty bad for a while there, and because of it, you’d expect similar sites to shut down completely. But of course, you thought wrong.

Enter Illicit Retreat, a secret sex island for cheaters to go off, have an affair, and get a mini vacation in-between. Sounds romantic!

Located off the southern coast of England, Illicit Retreat offers luxe apartments to their adulterous visitors, each fittingly equipped with jacuzzis. But the best part? No one knows the exact location of the island — travelers are forced to wear blindfolds before they get to the final location and are by helicoptered in to diminish the chance of leaving a paper trail for their spouse to find.

“All you need to do is sneak out for a ‘business trip’ and the rest is taken care of for you,” explains spokesperson Christian Grant. “What happens on the island stays on the island.”

Yeah, tell that to Ashley Madison customers.

According to Mirror, the company claims to have more than one million UK users, with 20,520 active users checking in over the last 30 days. Their own research shows that 58% of their male users have affairs for intimate reasons (AKA an endless stream of quickies), while only 40% of women are looking for the same —  65% of women are on the site in search of a meaningful relationship.

Umm…. good luck with that. No meaningful relationship starts out in a secret jacuzzi full of bodily fluids.

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Last night Indiana University students started freaking out after seeing what they thought was a stray KKK member wandering around campus. Why? Who knows, but they didn’t stop to logically speculate. Instead, students took to Twitter to alert what they thought could be a very dangerous situation:

This evolved into an RA sending the following message to his residents:

Yikes, sounds terrifying. And granted, I can’t blame them — if I saw a klansman running around campus I would be just as angry and frightened. WTF is someone like that doing on a college campus? Are they there to burn people at the stake? Convert them? Or just spread racist rhetoric à la Donald Trump? No one took the time to question until a photo of the perpetrator surfaced online:

Wow, ok. So this is awkward… that’s not a klansman… that’s a f*cking Friar. Clearly no one goes to the campus church. The alleged KKK member is actually Fr. Jude McPeak, O.P., a Dominican friar and an Associate Pastor/Campus Minister at IU’s St. Paul Catholic Center.

The RA who sent the above message instantly posted on his Facebook after the asinine mistake went public. From The Tab:

Behold, your ‘klansmember….

This is what happens when there is miscommunication. So what happened tonight goes like this: a person saw white robes and what looked to them like a weapon, got scared (rightfully so), warned people, warned staff, which in turn caused me to warn my residents because I need to look out for my residents, which in turn made it spread.

Then my residents, terrified, come running to me, saying yeah the report must be true, they saw him and couldn‘t believe there was a klansmember with a whip. And I see this picture. It’s a priest. With a rosary.

Now, I get it why a person would be scared. There in fact HAVE been klansmembers on the campus spurting hate speech, but never have they been reported with a weapon. So yeah, if it was in fact a weapon and a threat, it’s a good thing to warn a friend. So when someone warns other people, we need to be cautious. However, what I’ve learned from this is to take anything with a grain of salt. In the future, I’m still sending my residents warnings of threats, crime, hate gatherings, and all that but I will wait for a confirmation. But now that there is no danger I can say: this is a hilarious miscommunication.

Yes, hilarious… and really, really stupid.

[H/T: Total Frat Move]

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The conclusion of the 2016 NCAA Tournament came on Monday night when Villanova got a game-winning three-pointer by Kris Jenkins to beat North Carolina. With 11 months and some change to go until the 2017 version of March Madness arrives, there are a few ideas to make the tournament even better looking forward. Some of them will be very popular with fans but may end up not being as popular with school administrators.

1. Make the tournament 96 teams.

This seems like the easiest fix of them all. The tournament starts on Tuesday anyway so why not just add 28 more teams and have a full slate of games on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Make it a full week of basketball from noon to midnight for fans to enjoy. The top 32 teams would get a bye into the first round of games with the opening games on Tuesday and Wednesday being called “Opening Round Games”.

2. Change the TV networks.

Right now, fans have enough trouble finding truTV to make the remote control go crazy for two days in March. Why not just move the games to over the air networks? Who wouldn’t mind a full slate on CBS, ABC, NBC and Fox. Yes there will be people who are upset over the fact that the television is just full of basketball but it is just one week out of 52. Many networks play reruns anyway during the NCAA Tournament so this shouldn’t be a major problem.

3. Stop playing title games in domes.

This is the NCAA’s way of trying to get more people to see the Final Four. There is nothing wrong with the games being in an arena that was built for basketball? Why not play the Final Four at Madison Square Garden? That would be worth seeing on a yearly basis or bi-yearly basis. The dome makes for a rough shooting environment for the players. Give the players a break and go back inside the old-time arenas.

4. Start the games earlier in the day.

This stems from games ending past midnight in the Eastern time zone when they don’t start until 10 or 10:30. While the West Coast couldn’t exactly start any sooner than they do already, a simple shift a half-hour to 45 minutes earlier wouldn’t hurt anyone. A 10:30am start isn’t a terrible thing and would allow the final games of the night to actually begin around 9 p.m. or even 9:30 p.m. at the latest. The young fans see tournament basketball and don’t have to worry about school in the morning as much.

5. Find a way to get more mid-major teams into the tournament.

The tournament is littered with the schools from the biggest conferences. It is clear that the schools that aren’t in those conferences can play just as well as the major conference teams. An expanded tournament may also allow for more people to pick smaller schools knowing that they will still have a chance to be seen on national TV when the NCAA Tournament is on in March. The Ivy League or Missouri Valley or Atlantic 10 have teams that could give the big boys a run for their money.

The first trailer for Star Wars: Rogue One is almost here, just one day after the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Disney is wasting no time in spending and making serious money.

A teaser trailer for the movie, officially named Rogue One: A Star Wars Story debuted last night on Facebook in anticipation of the real first trailer set to debut on Good Morning America.

You can watch that teaser trailer, which features familiar TIE fighter sounds; the Empire theme; and some black-clad storm troopers, who are likely the “Death Troopers” we’ve heard rumors about.

After the trailer premieres on Good Morning America (sometime between 9 and 11 AM EST) we’ll be updating this post with better screenshots and commentary for you to go gaga over.

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National Beer Day is a fake holiday celebrated on April 7th every year. In 1933, April 7th marked the end of prohibition, which meant Americans could finally – for the first time in 13 years – legally buy, make, and drink beer. Upon signing the legislation, President Franklin Roosevelt made his famous remark, “I think this would be a good time for a beer.”

But this year, we have to drink beer for an even higher purpose. If you’ve been following Donald Trump’s primary campaign message, you will know this for a stone cold fact: we don’t win anymore. We don’t win when it comes to China.

From Fox Business:

The Chinese are officially guzzling down more beer than Americans—making them the world’s largest beer market.

In 2015, they drank almost two times (about 25 billion liters) the amount of beer than Americans, who downed about 18 billion liters, according to a report by Euromonitor International, a market research firm.

While it’s true China has a population of 1.3 Billion vs America’s 320 Million, still, it’s beer. Beer is practically America’s national sport. We cannot afford to have our assess whupped in this department. It is a crisis of national identity. Now boys and girls, pick up your glasses, and drink up. If we each did 100,000 liters extra this year, we’ll crush them in no time.

Check out these memes to get the party started.

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We all know and love Lindsey Pelas. And why wouldn’t we? She’s a total babe with her long blonde hair, super bodacious bod, and a sexy Instagram account that just won’t quit. But apparently there’s people out there who don’t appreciate that kind of beauty, thanks to the trolls lurking around Instagram. Usually they’re just saying weird sh*t to hot women, but in Lindsey’s case, she’s getting slut-shamed for simply being hot.

In a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, Pelas explains how she’s standing up against slut-shaming once and for all:

“If it makes me feel good to take a cute picture of myself, if I feel good that I have cleavage, if I like my shirt, I’m going to do what I want to do, because it’s natural to me,” Pelas told Cosmo. “I’m not trying to date anyone, I’m not trying to sleep with anyone, I’m certainly not trying to make you angry, so I don’t understand where the criticism has to come from. Why does what I do offend anyone else, ever?”

“If I were 5-foot-10, flat-chested, and not as curvy, my photos would be artistic, but when I’m in them, they become vulgar and pornographic and overly sexual. Can’t my body be artsy and beautiful in its natural way like everyone else’s?”

Pelas has a point. Although we’ve always considered her Instagram photos beautiful and artsy, and above all else, sexy as f*ck. Keep them coming and f*ck the haters. They know nothing.