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USC Students Required to Disclose Sexual History Before Registering for Classes

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Students at the University of Southern California were required to disclose details from their sexual history in order to sign up for a mandatory online class.

The USC course asks students to disclose the number of sexual encounters they have had over the past three months, and claims to teach students to ask for consent by asking questions like “how far would you be comfortable going?” and “would you like to try this with me?”

In an email obtained by Campus Reform (and listed in the gallery below), students were told by school officials that they were required to complete the Title IX training before being able to register for spring courses.

Per the email,

This course is mandatory, and you must complete it by February 9, 2016. If you do not complete the training by this date you will receive a registration hold until the training is complete… We believe you’ll enjoy the assignment, and that this training is in line with our shared belief that Trojans care for Trojans. It is an innovative, engaging, and informative online course, created with students for students.

With a slew of intrusively personal questions – including “If you had sex (including oral) in the last 3 months, how many times had you used a condom?” and questions concerning student drinking habits (most of which discourage students from pre-gaming” and “blacking out”) – the questionnaire is far from comfortable. Unfortauntely, it gets worse.

According to Campus Reform,

After completing the questionnaire, students were then walked through a two-hour interactive lesson on sexual assault, consent, and substance abuse. In one case, students were told that a sexual partner who has had too much to drink cannot give consent. However, in a different scenario, the course shows a video of a man and a woman who are both drunk and engaging in sexual activity. The video, according to Ellenhorn, blames the man for sexually assaulting the woman.

“It kept on saying that drunk people cannot give consent. In one scenario both the man and the woman were drunk but the video still blames the male for the assault. I found that a little confusing,” Ellenhorn said.

A separate portion teaches students how to consent through speech and physical stance. “Students are told to look for physical signs such as “crossing arms” or “lack of eye contact” as an indication a partner does not want to have sex. Only verbal signs, however, indicate a partner does want to have sex.”

Finally the course touches on sexual assault, and offers students who have been accused of sexual assault “tips,” which is just as weird as it sounds.

While the course has positive motives, it seems to be too much. First of all, disclosing your sexual history to professors you see every day sounds like the worst thing in the world, not to mention, the majority of students probably won’t be completely honest because they know who will be reading their answers. Even if it is anonymous, it’s intrusive. Secondly, “physical clues” should not play a role in whether or not you have sex with someone. Isn’t that the problem, in the first place? “Oh, she wanted it… she didn’t have her arms crossed!”

Sounds like a pretty bad lesson to me.

Others are more in favor of the training. Our Miss COED 2016 USC rep Kendall Fuhrman is all for it:


[H/T: Campus Reform]


State Of The Union Address 2016: Start Time, TV Channel & Live Stream

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Tonight is Barack Obama‘s first State of the Union of 2016, and also his final address before he leaves office January 20, 2017. It also comes two days before the FOX Business Republican Debate, so be prepared to never hear the end of whatever he says tonight.

Which brings us to this question: what will President Obama be addressing tonight? The White House released a statement to shed some light on what to expect:

When President Obama took office seven years ago, we were involved in two wars, losing over 800,000 jobs a month, and weathering the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. But, with his leadership and the determination of the American people, we have made extraordinary progress on the path to a stronger country and a brighter future. We’ve proven that, together, we can overcome great challenges. In his last State of the Union, President Obama will lay out the ways that we, as the American people, can once again come together in pursuit of a country worthy of generations to come.

So, how should you tune in? For those of you who don’t have cable, multiple live streams will be available to you.


LIVE STREAM:

A free live stream (read: FREE, our favorite word) of the address will be available on the White House Website. The address will begin at 9:00 p.m. ET.

A live stream will also be available on Amazon Instant Video (both live and on-demand). This is also free, which is awesome. If neither of those options suit your fancy, we still have a few others. Hooray!

The White House YouTube Channel will show the State of the Union Address live or – if you have a cable provider – you can watch on FOX Business live online, where you’ll have full access to the official live stream. You must have cable or have someone else’s cable information to log in. Choose your TV provider (Verizon FIOS, Optimum, etc.) and then sign in with your username and password. If you do not have a log in, you can register for free by following the prompts.

Everything else you need to know – including the start time, TV channel, and a full list of speakers – is listed below:


DATE:

January 12, 2016


START TIME:

9:00 p.m. ET – 11:00 p.m. ET


TV CHANNEL:

FOX BUSINESS – Click here to find the exact channel to watch, using the FOX BUSINESS channel finder.


REPUBLICAN ADDRESS TO THE NATION SPEAKER:

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley


SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES:

Paul Ryan


FIRST LADY’S GUESTS: (Note: One chair “will be left empty for the victims of gun violence who no longer have a voice.”), Syrian refugee Refaai Hamo, Edith Childs, Sue Ellen Allen, Oscar Vazquez, Gloria Balenski, Jennifer Bragdon, Lisa Jaster, Kathleen O’Toole, Mark Luttrell, Satya Nadella, Dannel Malloy, Braeden Mannering, Cynthia K. Dias, Mark Davis, Cary Dixon, Naveed Shah, Earl Smith, Spencer Stone, Jim Obergefell, Ronna Rice, Cedric Rowland, Ryan Reyes, and Lydia Doza. For full details on Michelle Obama’s guest list and each individual, read more via USA Today.


State of the Union Facts You Need to Know

  • The U.S. Constitution requires the president to deliver a State of the Union address to Congress. By tradition, the Commander in Chief gives a message annually.
  • Franklin Delano Roosevelt popularized the “State of the Union” phrase. Before he took office, presidents before him just called it “Annual Message.”
  • Initially the State of the Union was delivered to Congress in writing rather than in a speech. This went on for about a centuryuntil Woodrow Wilson gave a speech in 1913.
  • The State of the Union is not more commonly spoken in layman’s terms, as opposed to its original prose, which was addressed lawmakers.
  • William Henry Harrison and James Garfield both died before getting the chance to deliver a State of the Union address. They were the only two presidents who never gave one.

Xbox One Upcoming Games: Top 5 Best New Games Coming In February 2016

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Upcoming Xbox One Games February

It’s taken until 2016 for a major video game to step back in time to the caveman era. Now that the release of Far Cry Primal is upon us, you will be able to live out your fantasies of chomping on undercooked mastodon carcasses. Ancient thrills aren’t the only ones coming to the Xbox One in February. The retro throwback Mighty No. 9 looks intriguing, as does the wacky first-person shooter/real time strategy hybrid Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2. And this is the month Microsoft fans finally get a shot at Rocket League, which PS4 owners have been bragging about getting to play for months.

Here’s the best of what’s on tap on your Xbox One this month:

5. Arslan: The Warriors of Legend

Publisher: Tecmo Koei
Developer: Omega-Force
Release date: February 9

JRPG developers typically avoid Microsoft consoles like they’re the chunky sorority girl at the frat party, but Tecmo is taking a flyer on this one, based on an obscure-in-the-U.S. novels and animes, which have grown in stature to be a mopey, emo Japanese Game of Thrones Jr. Through strategy and tactical beats that force you to flex your Final Fantasy muscles, you guide an exiled prince who gathers up rogue forces to overthrow his enemies and reclaim his family’s throne. If you’re a junkie for menu surfing, party loadouts and strategic combat, this is your high-quality, Breaking Bad-style crystal meth.

PRE-ORDER: Arslan: The Warriors of Legend here


4. Rocket League

Publisher: Psyonix
Developer: Psyonix
Release date: TBA February

Some people find auto racing dull, while others can’t stand soccer. Combine the two and you get Rocket League, which pumps out excitement like Kim Kardashian does selfies. The multiplayer-focused bonanza makes quick allies and enemies of strangers, who scramble around to pick up power ups and multiplayers as they clash on the playing field for the upper hand. The game was a surprise smash hit on the PS4 last year, racking up mentions as game of the year. Now Xbox One owners finally get to take part in the rumpus.

PRE-ORDER: Rocket League


3. Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2

Publisher: EA
Developer: PopCap Games
Release date: February 23

The move from 2D real-time strategy over to the realm of FPS was a tough one for plants and zombies alike, but PopCap Games has seemingly learned from its missteps to create the game fans were hoping for the first time out. Gone is the obnoxious requirement to keep a constant connection to servers going whether you are playing online or off, as well as (most of) the money-grubbing micro-transactions geared to keep you coughing up money. And the devs have heeded the call for more offline options, adding a solo mode to every variant. You get to keep all the plants and zombies you collected in the first game. It’s time to get to shooting peas and munching brains once again.

PRE-ORDER: Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 here


2. Mighty No. 9

Publisher: Deep Silver
Developer: Comcept
Release date: February 9

Mega Man maestro Keiji Inafune left Capcom on bitter terms, but he didn’t let the heart of his famous side-scrolling series behind. The Kickstarter-backed Mighty No. 9 is pretty much a direct sequel to the series, with everything you loved about the old games back, ravamped and ready to roll. It’s sort of like dating a beautiful girl, and then moving on to her younger sister. Expect plenty of tough platforming levels and spunky bosses who will bash your head in until you’re able to decipher their patterns, take them down and steal their weapons for your own use.

PRE-ORDER: Mighty No. 9 here


1. Far Cry Primal

Publisher: Ubisoft
Developer: Ubisoft Montreal
Release date: February 23

With AAA-level polish and promotion, Far Cry Primal seems like an end-of-the-year would-be blockbuster that’s inexplicably coming out at the beginning of the year instead. No complaint here. Far Cry games have always delivered shimmering quality, with the last two efforts taking the series to its greatest heights yet. Instead of the usual system of using guerrilla tactics to take down high-powered military fronts, you go back in time to play as a cave man, squeaking by to live off the land, move up the social ranks and conquer the forbidden unknown. We’re looking forward to taking down prehistoric beasts with crude tools and traps, jumping clueless alpha males to take over harems, and riding atop wooly mammoths while chomping down on flame-seared saber-toothed tiger bacon.

PRE-ORDER: Far Cry Primal here


Mad TV Skits: Top 5 Best MADtv Videos & Sketches Of All Time

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In honor of MAD TV’s 20th anniversary special this year, we decided to round up the best MAD TV skits ever made.

For those too young or just plain don’t remember, MAD TV was like a JV version of Satuday Night Live. It was Chappelle’s Show before Chappelle’s Show. It was Key & Peele from a decade ago. In fact, Key & Peele were both cast members. It was perfect.

Mad TV was an American comedy sketch television series originally inspired by Mad magazine. Its first TV broadcast was on October 14, 1995. The one-hour show first-ran on Saturday nights on Fox, and was in syndication on Comedy Central.  The series finale aired on May 16, 2009. The show was nominated for 35 Emmy awards, winning five.

On December 11, 2015, it was reported that the series will be returning for a one-hour special on The CW to celebrate the series’ 20th anniversary. A large portion of the original cast, including Alex Borstein, Mo Collins and Michael McDonald, will be returning. The special aired on January 12, 2016.


The Sopranos on Cable TV

One of the first skits to put me on to MAD TV, the idea of The Sopranos being cut and edited for a cable channel is simple humor at it’s finest. Will Sasso is perfect as Tony Soprano, and this skit serves as both simple entertainment and a take down of the beloved Sopranos.


R. Kelly Trapped In The Cupboard

Nothing like a good R. Kelly skit, and boy, are these gold. Watching this, it’s easy to see why Comedy Central gave Jordan Peele his own show. These lyrics are hilariously benign, and Peele’s looking directly at the camera is the perfect type of creepy.


Anything With Lorraine Swanson

Even if you haven’t seen MAD TV, you might have seen a Lorraine Swanson sketch. A confused elderly woman from Minnesota, there is something about Lorraine Swanson that is inherently hysterical. Her voice is infuriating, her actions are annoying, and that noise she makes… oh god, that noise… all just makes for a well of comedy gold. The character was so funny, that all the sketches were based on her doing menial tasks such as going to the dentist, buying a bed, or eating at a buffet.


Deal Or No Deal

Another sketch where Key & Peele shine, this Deal Or No Deal parody is great on a number of levels. Obviously, Key & Peele’s chemistry is on point. The frustration of Howie Mandel is subtly hilarious. There were so many things about this show that needed to be made fun of, an MAD TV nailed every single one.


The iRack

Say it out loud. “I Rack”. Sound familiar? That’s because you’re saying Iraq. It what might be MAD TV’s finest sketch ever, they both skewer those Apple press conferences and George Bush’s plan for the war in Iraq. In honesty, it actually a sublime metaphor for that war. This skit was peak MAD TV: genuinely hilarious and an absolute destruction of popular current events.

PS4 Upcoming Games: Top 5 Best New Games Coming In February 2016

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Upcoming PS4 Games February

February will be quite a month to be a PlayStation 4 owner. Start with the mind-blowing exclusive in Street effing Fighter effing Five. Then move on to the sure-to-be excellence of cave man sim Far Cry Primal. Next, let your eyes stray to the multiplayer madness of Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 and the retro-fab brilliance of Mighty No. 9. But really, all that matters to fighting game fans — and by that we mean everyone who has even dabbled in fighters — is, yup, Street Fighter V.

5. Arslan: The Warriors of Legend

Publisher: Tecmo Koei
Developer: Omega Force
Release date: February 9

There’s no shortage of tasty JRPGs on Sony platforms, and the latest course served up takes on the Yoshiki Tanaka fantasy series, which is all the rage in the Japanofile subculture in the states. You take on the role of Arslan, a prince whose father has been overthrown, and it’s up to you to cobble together resources to raise an army, knock off the usurpers and reclaim the crown that’s coming to you. Think Scarface, only with less drug deals and weirder hair and clothing. Tactical strategy fans will want to grab this one, which could keep them busy for months.

Pre-order Arslan: The Warriors of Legend here


4. Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2

Publisher: EA
Developer: Popcap Games
Release date: February 23


Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare was a late comer to the PS4, and never came close to capturing the foothold it did on Microsoft platforms. EA is giving the franchise a fresh start, with a souped-up version of the game that eliminates many of the annoyances of the original (constant online connectivity requirement — zapped away!) while introducing offline, solo action to all modes. If you played the first game on PS4, all the stuff you collected transfers over to the new game. When this game comes out, don’t be surprised if you see it popping up as something that’s always trending on your friends’ statuses, urging you to jump in and take on all comers in the neverending battle of herbs and the undead.

PRE-ORDER: Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 here


3. Mighty No. 9

Publisher: Deep Silver
Developer: Comcept
Release date: February 9

Missing the old Mega Man games? Mighty No. 9 is as closes as you’re likely to get to another game in the series any time soon, thanks to the bitter divorce between Capcom and series creator Keiji Inafune. You’ll take on difficult side-scrolling levels, themed to a delightfully nerdy and brutal final-room boss, then dispatch the baddie to take his gun to use on the next level. There are also power-ups, summonable sidekicks and easter eggs sure to please even the most mega cases of nostaglia out there. The game has suffered numerous delays, but finally looks as though it’s all but certain to drop when currently promised.

PRE-ORDER: Mighty No. 9 here


2. Far Cry Primal

Publisher: Ubisoft
Developer: Ubisoft Montreal
Release date: February 23

Now that Far Cry Primal is a thing, comely cosplayers will have good reason to bounce around in nothing more than animal pelts, so we’ve got Ubisoft to thank for that much. That alone is reason enough for this game to exist, but if it lives up to its cave-ramshacking, beast-pummeling premise, it will redeem itself in more ways than one. Far Cry games have always been brilliant, and things don’t appear to be any different despite the sharp change in setting and direction. Expect to salvage and craft items in the wild, plot out attacks on enemy encampments and unleash primal screams of victory… and surely defeat.

PRE-ORDER: Far Cry Primal here


1. Street Fighter V

Publisher: Capcom
Developers: Capcom, Dimps
Release date: February 16

After countless rereleases and minor upgrades Capcom put us through with Street Fighter IV and its progeny, the publisher has promised us that we’ll only have to puchase the base game once this time out. Future add-ons and enhancements will come via software updates, making it so you won’t find yourself losing and wanting to repurchase previous characters, levels and skins. Our time with the beta showed us that the movesets and character balance are as strong as ever, and the staggering list of out-of-the-box fighters has us ready to start pummeling adversaries online to climb up the leaderboards. Even more sadistically pleasing is that our Xbox One-owning buddies will be left looking at us as jealous as though we were out with Ariana Grande.

PRE-ORDER: Street Fighter V here


Hailey Baldwin’s New Triangl Bikini Campaign is GLORIOUS

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Hailey Baldwin Sexy Photos

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It may be winter, but Hailey Baldwin has us ready for summer thanks to her new ad campaign photos for Triangl bikini. Justin Bieber‘s latest beau can be found lounging oceanside getting a tan in a floral bikini, flaunting her taut stomach, long legs, and gorgeous face. If that doesn’t sell a bikini, I don’t know what will.

Shot in the Maldives by photographer Darren McDonald at the luxurious Six Senses Hotel Resort and Spa, the famous Baldwin daughter is rising to fame thanks to her budding modeling career. Friends with fellow model Kendall Jenner and now getting her time in the limelight for dating notable douche Justin Bieber, Baldwin is making her way up the ladder all on her own. And if you don’t already follow her on Instagram, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Check out the hot photos below.

Hailey Baldwin Hot Pics

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Hailey Baldwin Sexy Pics

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Powerball Lottery: Odds, How To Play & Win Lotto Jackpot

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425 Million Jackpot Draws Hopeful Lottery Ticket Buyers

The Powerball lottery is the biggest thing on the planet right now, and it’s all in thanks to the large amount of money you’d win. When celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Amy Schumer are admitting that they’re buying tickets, that’s how you know the jackpot is legitimate. [lead image via Scott Olson / Getty Images]

But while everyone’s talking about what they’d do with the winnings, not enough people are asking the important question: “How to win the Powerball.”

We’re hoping to answer that question for you right now… Just don’t get your hopes up too soon. In order to understand how to win you’re going to need to understand the finer points of Powerball, lottery, and how to best increase your chances.


How To Play Powerball

Powerball Numbers

Let’s start from the top–Powerball is very simple. Each ticket costs $2 and the sales cut off 59 minutes from drawings, which occur every Wednesday and Saturday night at 10:59 PM EST. Some states may end the sales of Powerball tickets a little earlier.

For each Powerball ticket you buy, either you or a computer pick five numbers (each ranging from 1-69) plus a final red Powerball number (ranges from 1-26).

Powerball players also have the chance to spend an extra dollar to opt into the Power Play. By choosing the Power Play option, you’re giving yourself a an increased payout if you win any of the prizes (except the main jackpot). That payment will be described below.


Powerball Prizes

The prize that everyone hopes to win is the Grand Prize jackpot, which is won by correctly picking all five numbers in any order and the Powerball number. That jackpot is then paid out in one of two ways:

• The first way is to be paid in a cash lump sum. If you choose this option (most people do) you get paid the cash and then pay state and federal taxes. It is safe to assume that you get to keep 50% of your winnings.

• The second, less popular way of getting your money is in an annuitized prize paid out over 29 years. If you choose the annuity, then you can invest the cash amount pre-tax, less an immediate first payment (more to invest means more earnings). With the annuity, you get an annual payment that is increased by 5% each year to keep up with the cost of living. If the winner dies, the money is then paid out to their designated beneficiary.

But there are other ways to win in Powerball besides just the jackpot. By matching all five white balls and guessing the red Powerball incorrectly, you still win the second prize which is $1,000,000 cash lump sum payout. There is no annuity option for the second prize.

Of course, if more than one prize winner picks the same numbers, you are then asked to split the prize pool between the number of winners.

Even besides the Grand Prize and Second Prize, there are even more ways you can win. Check out this chart below for all the way to win:

Five white balls + red Powerball: Grand Prize
Five white balls: $1,000,000
Four white balls + red Powerball: $50,000
Four white balls: $100
Three white balls + red Powerball: $100
Three white balls: $7
Two white balls + red Powerball: $7
One white ball + red Powerball: $4
Red Powerball: $4

And now back to the Power Play we discussed earlier an for an added $1 cost per ticket.

If you chose the Power Play option and win the Grand Prize, nothing changes. You win hundreds of millions of dollars and go home excited you never need to work again.

If you chose the Power Play option and won second prize, your given a lump sum of $2,000,000 (2x what you would have earned otherwise). If you won any of the other prizes besides the Grand or Second Prize, the value of your earnings increases by a multiple of either 2X, 3X, 4X, or 5X, depending on the number that is drawn. In special circumstances where the Grand Prize is less than $150 million, a 10X multiplier is added to the drawing.


Powerball Odds (Actual Math)

Powerball Odds

Now that you’ve seen all the different ways to win, you’re probably feeling pretty good about your chances, no? Well then let’s get right into the disappointing news. Your chances of picking all five white numbers and the red Powerball is 1-in-292 million, regardless of how much the jackpot is worth.

How do we arrive at that number? Because there are 11,238,513 different combinations of the right five white balls–in any order–that get picked. You then have to multiply that 11 million+ by 26 because for every five-ball combination, there are 26 different Powerballs.

11,238,513 x 26 = 292,201,338

If that doesn’t make sense in your head, let’s take a look at some real-world examples of odds, shall we?

• Just a little bit better than having your name randomly drawn from a pool of everyone in the United States.
• You are 246 times more likely of being struck by lightning (one-in-1.19 million).
• As an amateur golfer, you’re 23,376 times more likely to shoot a hole-in-one.

Of course, things become increasingly easier to win the smaller prizes as you go down. Feel free to refer to the chart below for the odds:

Grand Prize: 1 in 292,201,338.00
$1,000,000: 1 in 11,688,053.52
$50,000: 1 in 913,129.18
$100: 1 in 36,525.17
$100: 1 in 14,494.11
$7: 1 in 579.76
$7: 1 in 701.33
$4: 1 in 91.98
$4: 1 in 38.32


How To Win The Powerball: Part 1–Luck

OK, so now we know all there is to know about the Powerball, let’s talk about how to win it.

The first, and best option is to get lucky. Spend an amount of money you can afford to lose and somehow end up being the luckiest person on earth as you have just become a multi-millionaire. But what numbers should you pick?

Great question, but you’re not going to like the answer. No matter what numbers you pick, your choices have close to zero effect on your chances of winning. That being said, you can always look at past results for a clue or two.

Fox News reports that 70% of Powerball winners used Quick Picks, or had the computer randomly select numbers for them. We like the number 70% a hell of a lot more than we do 1-in-292 million, so having the computer choose your numbers seems like your best bet.

But maybe you’re not the kind of person to leave it up to chance. Maybe you need to pick your own numbers. Well if you feel like destiny is your hands, the most important thing you can do is pick your numbers and always stick to them when you play Powerball. That’s the advice “Lottery expert” Richard Lustig, who’s allegedly won seven lotteries, gives. The problem is that while he calls himself a “lottery expert” others call him a “fraud” and “get rich quick hack.” So there’s that.

The only solid point we’ve read in lottery literature regarding which numbers you choose is that it’s actually better for you to use the Quick Pick computer method because there’s a chance that if a number is lucky for you, someone else may feel that number is lucky for them. And if you both win the grand prize, your jackpot is split–which sucks (relatively speaking). So in short, the benefit of letting the computer choose your numbers only kicks in once you win.


How To Win The Powerball: Part 2–Brute Force

But wait, there’s more! There is a way to guarantee that you win the Powerball. Anything of substance you read on the Powerball will tell you that “The only way to increase your chances of winning the Powerball is to buy more tickets.” This is true.

So what if you bought all the possible combinations? You’d win, no questions asked. So let’s get started buying all those tickets!

Number of Tickets:

First up, you’re going to need to buy 292,201,338 lottery tickets–one for every possible option. Since you need to make sure you pick every single combination once, you need to skip the Quick Pick option and choose the numbers yourself. So assuming you can buy one Powerball ticket every minute (which is probably a stretch), you’re going to need to gather 608,752 people to give eight hours (a full work day) of their time within a three day period (Wednesday to Saturday) to buy lottery tickets. No problem! You’re probably already acquainted with like 150 people on Facebook. Now you just need to convince all of them to give up their lives and then meet an additional 600K+ people and convince them.

Cost of Tickets:

Since each ticket costs $2, you’re going to need to spend a total of $584,402,676 on the tickets alone–not including the cost it’ll take people to go along with your crazy idea.

Return on Investment:

Since you’re going to have to spend $584 million on the Powerball regardless of the jackpot, you’re going to want to ensure that the Grand Prize lump cash sum is over that (after accounting for taxes)

The largest Powerball jackpot ever was at $1.3 Billion in January 2016, so the net gain on that would figure out to be about $715,597,324 (before taxes) or $214,679,197 (after taxes). If those were the only factors, that would make for a somewhat smart investment.

The problem is that there can multiple winners. The moment you split the earnings with one person, you’ve just lost hundreds of dollars on the investment. The more winners, the more you lose. Sure you’ve also racked up some of the smaller winnings along the way (a maximum of something around $1.75 million on the generous side) but that’s nothing compared to hundreds of millions.

And if it’s not apparent to you yet, the number of people playing the lottery increases drastically the higher the payout–meaning that the more money in the jackpot the more chances that people are going to split the pot.


 

Powerball and Lottery Winners

But don’t let the fact that winning Powerball is as close to a waste of money as possible stop you from playing, let the fact that winning the Powerball is almost guaranteed to ruin your life stop you from playing.

• Michael Carrol, a UK garbage man, won a prize of $15.5 million back in 2002. The man with a criminal then spent the next year sleeping with as many women as possible… not including his wife. Now admittedly sleeping with four hookers a day (his average) became exhausting, which is exactly why he went through $3K worth of crack cocaine every day. It wasn’t long before his wife and daughter left him. After ten years of partying, Michael wound up back on welfare with no money left.

“I’ve slept with over 4,000 women,” he told The Mirror in 2012 after blowing every penny of his fortune on vice. “I once slept with more than 20 in one day.

• Florida man Abraham Shakespeare won $30 million and vanished just three years after his winnings. It was discovered that he’d been buried under a concrete slab after being shot to death. He’d already given nearly all of his winnings away when a con-woman stole the rest of the $1.8 million and murdered him.

And these are far from the only people who’s life has gotten worse after they won the lottery.

Miss COED 2016 Finalist Spotlight: Jillian Walker, CMU

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It might be winter right now in Central Michigan, but Jillian brings the heat. Sorry, that was a bad joke. But in all seriousness, Jillian has a lot more going for her than just her looks. In fact, what we really care about is that she’s going to be a Fortune 500 exec. Those looking for a sugar mama, please apply below.

Jillian is also the CMU Brand Ambassador for Rockstar Energy Drink- a job she didn’t even apply for. Say whaaat?! Basically, this girl’s awesome and has proved to be just that- a rockstar.

Find what else we dug up about Jillian below, and get ready to vote in the final round of Miss COED 2016 beginning January 27th- you only have yourself to blame if your favorite loses out. No pressure.

See the twelve Miss COED 2016 finalists here.


How did you become the Rockstar Energy Drink College Brand Ambassador for Central Michigan University?
I started working for Rockstar Energy Drinks over spring break when my friends and I went down to Panama City Beach in Florida! Rockstar had a tent on the beach where they were giving out free hats, so my friends and I talked to the workers for a bit. They ended up having us throw free samples of Rockstar Energy Drinks into the crowd while Luke Bryan performed on the stage next to us! When I got back to school, they said they were looking for a college brand ambassador- so I gladly took on the position!

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What motivated you to join “Lunch Buddies,” a volunteer program where you mentored an at-risk 4th grader?
When I was a freshman at Central Michigan University, my older roommate volunteered for Lunch Buddies. When I got older, I remembered how much she loved being a mentor for at-risk children, so I decided to give it a shot! I loved spending my Friday mornings with my buddy, and it felt great to give back to the community I lived in.

You want to be a Fortune 500 exec (Woo!). What would you say to the haters who don’t think women have a place in politics or business?
I am going to college, and I plan on using my degree to get a job to support myself. I love that women are making progress in the work place and breaking through the “glass ceiling!” Female CEOs are role models, and I hope to see more of them in Fortune 500 companies over the years.

How has CMU shaped who you are today?
I would not be who I am today if I hadn’t gone to CMU! Over the past four years, not only have I learned a lot in the classroom, but I have also learned a lot about myself. I am very fortunate to have gone off to college. I love my school, the friends I have made here, and all of the opportunities Central has given me!

What turns you off?
Long, dirty finger nails.

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Where are you originally from?
I am originally from Oxford, Michigan, and I am the third generation of my family to graduate high school from here!

Do you have any superstitions?
Never walk under a ladder! I run a painting business over the summer, and every time I walk underneath a ladder on the job site, I have bad luck! (Ex. One time, a gallon of paint spilled in my jeep!)

If your high school self could talk to you now, what do you think she would say??
I would tell myself to enjoy high school sports as much as possible! I really miss running cross country, track, and playing lacrosse. I’m not as fast as I used to be, and I miss being on a sports team!

What kind of mischief did you get into growing up??
During my freshman year of college, I lived in the dorms. One night, some girls in my hall and I couldn’t sleep, so we went and tee-peed everyone’s room on our floor who had left their door unlocked. The reactions were pretty funny the next day, and no one was mad about the little prank. Needless to say, everyone started to lock their doors when they went to bed at night!

Come May, if you could describe your senior year in one word, what do you hope to say?
Legend -wait for it- ary.

Follow Jillian on InstagramTwitter, and Snapchat- jillian_walker. Oh, and if you’re lucky, maybe she will accept your friend request on Facebook. 💁


Kiss a Ginger Day 2016: Memes, Funny Photos, Jokes & Images

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So, in case you weren’t aware, it’s Kiss a Ginger Day. AKA this gives good reason to go outside, find the first hot ginger broad you can find, and lay a big, wet, sloppy kiss on her. Strangers love that!

These absurd fake holidays may have struck again, but Kiss a Ginger Day is actually something we can get behind. Gingers have a bad rep for absolutely no reason. They don’t have souls? Wrong. They’re all virginal until they’re old and crotchety? Uhh… have you seen Christina Hendricks? They have a serious temper? What’s wrong with that to begin with, motherf*cker?!

Whether or not the carpet does in fact match the drapes, or what Carrot Top is doing with his life, redheads are people too! And they deserve love. So go give it to them, slugger!

Check out the best memes, photos, images, and jokes below.

Masika Kalysha: Hottest Photos on the Internet

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You may remember Masika Kalysha back when she was on Love & Hip Hop Hollywood – or you may not because honestly, who watches that show? – but now she’s back in the spotlight dragging her ex Fetty Wap through the dirt.

After being asked if he was the father of Kalysha’s child, the famous rapper automatically denied paternity and insinuated that she was only after him for his fame. But Kalysha insists that the two were dating when she became pregnant, and that he is the father of her baby. She elaborated in a post on her personal blog:

I was in a committed relationship, with a man who initially got me pregnant,” she revealed. “This was not how I imagined my life would be. I never wanted to have children before marriage but as an adult I decided to handle my responsibilities like a grown woman while my childs father decided to coward like a dog with its tail between it’s legs. He knows exactly what he did, and what he said yet he wants to make up lies about me. Remember this, people only talk down on you in hopes that others won’t find you appealing. I’m learning to pray for him. He needs it. God already has me covered.

Yikes… if Fetty Wap is the father, he needs to own up to it before she takes him to Maury. Man up! Besides, it wouldn’t be the worst thing to have Kalysha as a baby mama – she is pretty damn gorgeous.

 

WATCH: Barack Obama’s Final State of the Union Address Full Video

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President Barack Obama’s final State of the Union was held last night, and he had a lot to say.

“Tonight marks the eighth year I’ve come here to report on the State of the Union. And for this final one, I’m going to try to make it shorter. I know some of you are antsy to get back to Iowa,” he starts. “I also understand that because it’s an election season, expectations for what we’ll achieve this year are low. Still, Mr. Speaker, I appreciate the constructive approach you and the other leaders took at the end of last year to pass a budget and make tax cuts permanent for working families. So I hope we can work together this year on bipartisan priorities like criminal justice reform, and helping people who are battling prescription drug abuse. We just might surprise the cynics again.”

Find out what else he had to say in the full video below.

Aaron Wolf Photos: Cal Poly Student Killed By Train

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Aaron Wolf, a 19-year-old Cal Poly San Luis Obispo student and Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity brother, was killed by a train late Saturday night. His death is still under investigation by the San Luis Obispo Sheriff’s Coroner’s Office, but Cal Poly students gathered Monday evening to remember their friend.

Aaron was a Computer Science major in his sophomore year of school but was also a talented musician. He was able to play the piano, trombone, guitar, drums, ukulele and the cajon.

“You could put any instrument in front of him and he could figure it out. But he never bragged about it; he was so humble,” said TKE brother Low. “Same goes for Smash Bros. He wrecked everyone as Bowser.”

That sounds exactly like the kind of friend everyone would want in their life.

The TKE fraternity brothers are helping the family and have set up a memorial fund on GoFundMe to help pay for the costs of a funeral. If you’d like to donate, please go here.

Our thoughts and prayers are with Aaron’s family and friends in this difficult time.

Controversial Video Featuring Nebraska’s Phi Kappa Psi Surfaces Online & This Can’t End Well

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University of Nebraska’s Phi Kappa Psi had some explaining to do after a controversial video featuring a freshman pledge getting the fraternity’s letters branded on his ass by other members surfaced online. The video was first published in May 2014 and has since caused a total sh*tstorm on the Internet.

Here’s what everybody is freaking out about:

Naturally, this will only continue to hinder the public’s view on collegiate greek life, even despite the video being over a year old.

According to The Daily Nebraskan,

UNL spokesman Steve Smith said in a statement that neither the person who was the subject of the video nor the individual who posted it are currently enrolled at UNL.

“Regardless, the university is taking the actions in this video very seriously,” Smith said. “The appropriate authorities have been notified, and the university will take action at the proper time.”

Phi Kappa Psi president Charlie Costa insists that the brothers have never made pledges brand themselves, and those featured in the video did so voluntarily.

Ah, we’ve heard that story before. But the real issue here is that no one is progressing – if you don’t want something to be seen, DO NOT TAPE IT AND PUT IT ONLINE. Why is that lesson so hard to learn?!

[H/T: Total Frat Move]

Brother of Making a Murderer’s Brendan Dassey Releases Rap Song And It’s So Bad It’s Great

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Wow. Talk about a major thing I never knew I wanted but now need. If you haven’t seen Making A Murderer, then you might as well stop reading, because none of the following is going to make sense, but if you’re apart of the 90% of the population who has seen it, then you’re going to enjoy the hell out of this article.

Y’all remember Brendan Dassey, right? The Forret Gumpian teenager who basically got mind f*cked into giving a confession when all he really wanted to do was be home in time for Wrestlemania? Yeah, so it turn’s out Brendan has a half-brother name Brad (shocker), and apparently Brad is an “indie Christian rapper”, or whatever the hell that means. Good news for fans of indie Christian rap, because Brad just dropped a banger, fittingly called “They Didn’t Do It”.

And no, despite the hilariously bad quality of a song, it seems Brad is 100% serious in his musical endeavors. But some of these lyrics could definitely use a little help, to say the least. I could literally make this beat on my 2011 Toshiba laptop. Here are the highlights:

“not a fair trial, not a fair game”
“he’s suspicious, she’s suspicious”
“ran to Minnesota, give the guy a soda”
“he’s not guilty, there’s no way in hell, corruption made him fall, lose it all”

Brad, look man, I get you’re trying to help out, but maybe rap just isn’t for you. Maybe you should stick to the family business of murder junk yarding.

At the very least, this rap my be more effective than that petition going around. President’s can’t pardon state crimes, people!

Meet Soraya Doolbaz: A Professional Penis Photographer (No, We’re Not Joking)

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If you’re still trying to decide what you want to do with your life, we have a valuable option for you to consider (or one that’ll at least help narrow down your list): penis photography.

And we’re not talking about those skillfully filtered Snapchats you send to randos at 2 a.m.

Meet Soraya Doolbaz, a photographer who fancies a dressed up d*ck. No, we’re not joking. The quirky artist runs Dicture Gallery, and recently told the New York Post that she came up with the idea after checking out some doll clothes.

“Back when I was single, I would get a ton of d*ck pics and my friends would get them, and we would show them to each other. Some d*ck pics were better than the other ones, and I thought, ‘What if I took them with a professional camera?’” She continues, “I was walking through a Walmart and I saw a couple of dolls. I just put two and two together and thought I could make a personality out of penises.”

Umm… alright then.

It’s been two years since Doolbaz first stood on a chair to get her perfect d*ck pic, and unlike the majority of starving artists in New York City, she managed to turn it into a pretty successful business. She’s since displayed prints at Art Basel – each of which were sold for $10,000 – and created an app where you can play dress up with your own dong.

Wow. I gotta say – nothing turns a girl on more than a penis posing as a Hasidic Jew. Shalom!


Halo 5’s Biggest Forge Problem Isn’t Lack of Maps, It’s Finding Where They’re Hidden

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Halo 5 is already one of the best games of the year, but 343 Industries is hoping their new Cartographer’s Gift update and the accompanying Forge mode will keep the Halo community creating new maps–thereby keeping them around for longer. And it will totally work, too… Once people actually figure out how to access that content.

The problem isn’t that there aren’t hundreds of awesome maps to play, it’s that the maps are too well hidden for their own good.

See, the problem is that no one really understands how exactly to download these fan-made Forge maps. So we’re going to help you out.


How To Download Forge Maps

As of right now, finding Forge maps isn’t the easiest thing in the world. In fact, it’s downright impossible if you don’t know where to look. Here’s the catch, though, the problem is that they’re not located in a place–they’re located on a person. That’s right, the only way to find Halo 5 Forge Maps is to follow (or friend) someone who has already bookmarked a Forge file.

So let’s take a look as to how you would do that:

Step One: Identify which Forge maps you’d like play (by searching online or referring to the helpful website ForgeChannel.com)

Step Two: Find out the Gamertag of the person who created that map.

Step Three: Follow or friend request that Gamertag.

Step Four: Check out their “File Browser” under the active roster (screen below).

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Step Five: Choose Map variants > Files > then find the map you’d like to play and bookmark it by pressing in on the left stick. You should see a moving circle and a “Saved” prompt.

But rather than go ahead and find the GamerTag for each and every map creator, you can skip a lot of that by discovering Halo 5 players who have bookmarked the best maps.

Here is a list of gamers who’ve written into forums announcing they’ve bookmarked some of the best Forge Maps. Friend (or follow) these people:

• Atlantis XD
• JDHarbs (he’s got a lot of Classic maps that have been remade)

WATCH: Footage Shows US Sailors Detained By Iran’s Naval Forces

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Woah. Talk about sh*t getting real.

During the dusk of January 13, only hour’s before Obama’s final State Of The Union, news broke that Iran had detained 10 American soldiers for crossing into Iranian waters. However, by the time Obama’s address was over, it was announced the the soldiers would be released by morning. This news was made official by Secretary of State John Kerry, who held a press conference to state that our Naval soldiers have been returned safely to their ships.

After holding them captive, Iran’s Islamic Revolution Guards Corps has released the ten American sailors, apprehended after entering the Iranian territorial waters on two combat vessels. Apparently, the video was shot by Iranians, and MSNBC claims that Iran taking video of these “prisoners” is in violation of the Geneva Convention.

The original video was posted to Twitter by @abasinfo.

Sixth Republican Debate: Date, What Time & TV Channel

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The latest Republican debate of the 2016 election cycle will be held on January 12, 2016, at 9:00 PM EST in North Charleston, South Carolina. The debate will air on Fox Business Network, but will be available for live stream on their website. Neil Cavuto and Maria Bartiromo will be moderating.

The main debate stage will host businessman Donald Trump, U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas,  U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida, retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, and Ohio Gov. John Kasich.

The “JV” debate begins at 6 PM EST. It will host Rand Paul, Carly Fiorina, Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum.

During its last debate, Fox Business focused on its topic of expertise, the economy, and proved to come out as the better business network after a widely criticized run by competitor CNBC. Thursday will also focus in on economic issues while also touch upon domestic and international policies.

According to USA Today, here’s what the current GOP polls look like right now:

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Will Trump ever make his plummet back down to reality TV? One can only hope.


Sixth Republican Debate Date:

Date: Thursday, January 14th, 2016


What Time Does the 6th Republican Presidential Debate Start?

The start time is: 9 P.M. EST


What TV Channel is the 2016 Republican Debate O?

TV Channel: Fox Business Insider
DirecTV: CH 359
Dish Network: CH 206
Verizon Fios: CH 617
Xfinity: CH 106
Optimum: CH 106

Check your local TV guide.


Sixth Republican Debate Moderators

Moderators:  Neil Cavuto and Maria Bartiromo


Iman: Hottest Photos Of David Bowie’s Wife

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A gorgeous Somali-American fashion model noted for being a pioneer of ethnic cosmetics with a vast interest in charitable work, Iman is not simply a sensational model, she is also the wife of iconic late musician David Bowie. But with a name like Iman (which means ‘faith’ in Arabic) it’s really not too big of a surprise that this woman is angelic in every sense of the word.

Born in Somalia, Iman spent her youth traveling the world attending attending high school in Egypt and later living in Kenya. A true world traveler with a sensational model-like figure, Iman got her first big break while attending college when she was spotted by a photographer, and quickly relocated to the US to pursue modeling. Only one year later she was already gracing the pages of Vogue, and went on to work with some of the biggest names in the fashion industry. But that’s just the tip of the ice burg; Iman truly is incredible all around! Between creating her own cosmetic line, marrying infamous music legend David Bowie, and doing more charity work that we can even note; Iman may just be the definition of impressive.

Incredibly gorgeous, highly talented, and possessing a heart of what appears to be pure gold; David Bowie’s wife Iman is easily one of the hottest fashion models to ever live! See for yourself by checking out Iman’s hottest photos on the internet in the gallery below!

New Poll Reveals What People Will Do For Money & We’re All Going to Hell

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The Powerball has people going crazy, but it makes sense; doesn’t everyone get a little crazy when billions of dollars are at stake?

Tonight the $1.5 billion Powerball drawing will take place, and millions of people will hover around what they hope to be a golden ticket. Only one person is likely to win by chance (if that), but if given the opportunity at another shot, what will people do for that amount of cold hard cash?

According to a new poll from OnePoll.com, you may not want to know.

The site surveyed 1,000 people and asked if they would commit questionable acts for the cash, the majority of which would do pretty much anything – including murdering someone. According to the New York Daily News,

The most startling stat showed that 6% of people — including a whopping 12% of men — said they would be willing to commit murder for $1 billion, while one in ten would be willing to commit arson, treason, armed robbery, mug someone with a weapon or even assist a suicide.

For $1,000, 15% of people were willing to shoplift or bet on a fixed sporting event. For 13 of the 1,000 respondents, the price is enough to convince them to murder, but fewer were willing to poison a stray animal.

The survey also found that one in five people were willing to steal a street sign (wow, rebellious), shoplift or flash a stranger for $10,000, while one in ten are willing to lie under oath, steal a bike or knowingly spend counterfeit cash for the same price.

As the numbers went up, so did the amount of people willing to do whatever the f*ck they were asked: “For $100,000, 25% of people to swipe a street sign, but it is also enough for one in five to forge a signature or steal from a restaurant or hotel. And for that same amount, one in ten say they would enter into a sham marriage, perform a sexual act on a stranger, evade taxes or snatch a purse.”

Based on that alone, you can imagine what someone would do for a million dollars – anything: “one in ten Americans would commit credit card fraud, punch a stranger in the face, smuggle drugs over the border or even star in an amateur porn video.”

Good to know – never get rich, unless you want to seclude your billions and yourself. See you in hell, f*ckers!

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