SNL Highlight: Hillary Announces Her Candidacy, Social-Media Stylee [VIDEO]

April 12, 2015, 7:30 am

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Saturday Night Live knew it was airing right before Hillary Clinton was going to announce that she was going to run for President in 2016–so it was no surprise when SNL opened with a goof on the week’s biggest political announcement. That also kind of makes the sketch an inherent highlight. It wasn’t bad, although we doubt that Kate McKinnon will be allowed to play the former First Lady as savagely once Hillary becomes the Democratic candidate.

Otherwise, SNL was reliably uninspired by Empire star Taraji P. Henson as the host. It was nice to see a Muppet return to the show, since a lot of people don’t know that Jim Henson’s (non-Sesame Street) creations were stars in the first season. The SNL writers still couldn’t come up with anything better than Empire‘s monstrous Cookie meeting the Cookie Monster.

Also, it’s a little weird how SNL added all those African-American cast members just to do stereotypical “black” parodies of things. Last night was Black Game of Thrones, and you have to wonder about the enthusiasm for those kinds of sketches. Also, Taraji’s musical monologue sketch had to go gospel instead of show tune. Oh, well. Anyway, here’s the Hillary sketch. It’s in the news…

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WATCH: Taylor University ‘Silent Night’ Game Baffles Basketball Fans [VIDEO]

April 12, 2015, 9:00 am

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Taylor University has a pretty weird basketball tradition, but it never gets much attention because Taylor U is a private evangelical Christian college tucked away in Upland, Indiana, and the program there isn’t a particular big deal. But we guess everyone’s looking for weird Christian stuff from Indiana nowadays, and that’s why everyone’s confused about Taylor University’s annual “Silent Night” basketball game–which, as usual, was played in December, but the internet has a hang time.

Anyway, here’s video of the annual pre-finals Silent Night Men’s Basketball game, where everyone stays quiet in the game until the first 10 points are scored. Then the crowd goes wild and storms the court. It’s expected, so don’t watch this and wonder why the refs aren’t shutting things down. Damn, ESPN broadcast the game last year. People should know this by now.

We mainly like the idea of this because we used to think silence would intimidate opponents. It might work. Last year’s game was a 91-59 win over Kentucky Christian. Then everyone went and made gingerbread houses at the big campus party afterwards. Maybe video will come out from that next year, and really confuse the college basketball fans…

Brooklyn Decker: 22 Hottest Photos On The Internet

April 12, 2015, 11:30 am

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Brooklyn Decker is 28 years old now, and we’re still feeling pretty good about this actress and model–even if the actress part hasn’t gone as well as Brooklyn deserves. She landed a hit with her turn in the Adam Sandler comedy Just Go With It and bombed besides Rihanna in Battleship, and then kind of fizzled on television. The problem is still probably with the projects, because Brooklyn keeps charming Hollywood as a built blonde babe who still manages to seem quirky and offbeat.

The good news is that Brooklyn might have a recurring role in the upcoming Netflix sitcom Grace and Frankie, which’ll be her most prestigious project in a while. (Sadly, Stretch finally ended up as a video release after spending a long stint as one of our Most Anticipated Unreleased Movies.) Brooklyn also got to show up as one of our favorite fantasy girls from The League, so that’ another fine credit.

And you might also remember that Brooklyn had modeled for Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated. So it’s no problem celebrating Brooklyn’s latest big career break with some of her hottest photos from the internet…

WATCH: Bike Racers in France Get Beaten By A Train [VIDEO]

April 12, 2015, 1:00 pm

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Last weekend, we couldn’t believe how cyclists competing in Belgium’s Tour of Flanders competition kept getting hit by cars–especially cars that were there to support the racers. Now we’re baffled by today’s 113th edition of the annual Paris-Roubaix cycling race. You’d think those crazy Frenchies would’ve used the previous 112 editions to work out something with the local authorities when it comes to scheduling the trains during the big race.

But, no.

Instead, a bunch of guys hoping to catch up with the front-runners automatically won their Best Sportsmanship Awards when they came up to a railroad crossing being used by a railroad. We guess the agony of defeat wasn’t too bad for all these cyclists, since they were still 85 kilometers from the finish.

That’s like almost 50 miles in America–where we usually don’t let our competitions get blocked by trains, or goats, or whatever else is going on in these other countries. Not to brag, but we’re really hoping that we’re right in saying this can’t happen here. Take a look, or check the video out here…

 

Coachella, Weekend One 2015: The 50 Hottest Girls, Models, Celebs, Whatever [PHOTOS]

April 12, 2015, 2:45 pm

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The 2015 Coachella Music Festival is wrapping up its first weekend, and the number of beautiful babes there is getting problematic. Not that we think the guys have a problem with all the hot gals running around the massive music fest. We just mean that we’re cool indie types, and we’re not sure how we feel about trying to catch pictures of hot music fans at the Coachella Festival and instead finding ourselves ogling the likes of celebrity attendees like Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio,  Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Behati Prinsloo, and Gigi Hadid.

Well, we actually feel pretty good about that. But what about all of the other lesser-known fashion models who are running around Coachella to show off clothes instead of genuinely wanting to rock out to all the top musicians on the bill? Let’s think about that. Don’t those lesser-known models deserve exposure? Like the struggling indie bands? Okay, so that’s cool.

Also, we do have a lot of hot regular gals in the gallery below. All kinds, too. So this is really a pretty good start to our busy festival coverage–and we’re also looking forward to the upcoming beauties of this summer’s Governors Ball (which looked hot last year) and Bonnaroo Festival (which also had lots of gorgeous sights). So let’s enjoy this exciting start, and we’ll worry about our indie cred next weekend for Record Store Day…

WATCH: Madonna Kissed A Drake At Coachella, And He Didn’t Like It [VIDEO]

April 13, 2015, 4:15 am

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Drake headlined at Coachella last night, and Madonna couldn’t make it onto the MTV Movie Awards, so she showed up, too. And because Madonna is selling Rebel Heart by selling sex, that meant she had to prove that Madonna remains irresistible to the younger pop stars of today by making out onstage with the lucky, lucky Drake.

That didn’t really work out. We’re not sure if Madonna hit the hummus table hard backstage, or if Drake suddenly just felt horribly used and cheap, but it seems that there might be some kind of downside to making out with Madonna.

Watch for yourself and be glad that you’re not in Drake’s shoes. He loves the University of Kentucky basketball program. Maybe he used to love Madonna, but now that’s been a big disappointment, too. Oh, well. At least there are a lot of other hot babes at Coachella for the guy…

Greg Norman Feels Sorry For Tiger Woods

April 13, 2015, 6:29 am

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It has been a very rough few years for Tiger Woods, who hasn’t won a major tournament since the 2008 U.S. Open. Ever since that happened, Woods has gone through a myriad of problems on and off the course. It has caused one of the greatest players of all time to actually begin to feel sorry for what has happened to Woods. [lead image via Getty Images Sports / Bradley Kanaris]

Greg Norman, who had his own struggles with winning big tournaments, said in a recent interview with News Ltd Media that “I do feel sorry for Tiger, where he’s sitting at the moment. I hate seeing someone who, at the pinnacle, can fall off and look so disgustingly bad.” It takes a big person to actually feel sorry for someone who has won 14 major titles during their career.

Norman and Woods aren’t exactly the best of friends either though and maybe these comments actually thaw their icy relationship. Norman is going to be in the broadcast booth this summer when Fox takes over coverage of the U.S. Open and wouldn’t it be a treat if Woods was actually in the hunt? If Woods needs a friend right now, he may have found one in an unlikely source.

WATCH: Marvel’s ‘Ant-Man’ Official Trailer

April 13, 2015, 6:49 am

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The official trailer for Ant-Man has finally arrived, and based on the video, it was worth the wait. Starring Paul Rudd, Hayley Atwell, Michael Douglass, and Evangeline Lilly, the long-awaited film looks like it will definitely deliver.

In preparation for the summer 2015 release, check out the trailer below.

Human-Sized ‘ANT-MAN’ Trailer for TV Commercial Pops Up [VIDEO]

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WATCH: The Weeknd Coachella Performance Full Set [VIDEO]

April 13, 2015, 7:04 am

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The Weeknd’s full set from Coachella 2015 Weekend One is uploaded to YouTube, so if you missed the party in the desert this is definitely worth your time. [lead image via Getty Images Entertainment / Chris Polk]

Coachella 2015: Hottest Girls, Models & Celebs Of The Festival [PHOTOS]

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Not a big fan of his nappy hair or anything, but the dude knows how to make baby making music.

PSA: If you’re reading this on Monday there’s a very good chance the full set of live streams are still available from Sunday’s performances. You can watch them all here:

How To Watch Coachella Live Stream Online

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Behold, The Worst And Most Offensive Coachella Shirt In The World [PHOTO]

April 13, 2015, 7:18 am

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We’re not so big on the whole “fashion of Coachella” photo posts as we are the “hot chicks of Coachella“, but this complete douche needs to be seen.

It wasn’t enough that the whole “Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.” meme is totally outplayed, this guy just went and completely ruined it.

Man Accuses Wife of Sleeping With the Entire Wu-Tang Clan

April 13, 2015, 7:38 am

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Break-ups can be messy, especially when you’re convinced that your significant other banged the entire Wu-Tang Clan one night after a concert. Enter Nathan, a broken-hearted man with a heinous piercing in between his eyes who’s convinced that his girl Lia turned into a pseudo groupie for a night.

While Lia stands by her word – which was something along the lines of, “like no, I didn’t sleep with the whole band, those rap stars are perfect gents who treated me real nice” – her case is less than convincing.

Check out the hilarious video below.

Man Dies After Boning Scarecrow

Is there a worse way to go?

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Austin, Come Party With COED And Bud Light Tuesday

April 13, 2015, 8:05 am

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Austin, come join us tomorrow on Tuesday, April 14th. COED’s in town–along with the lovely Christy Turner and Brooke Hanmer–and are holding a happy hour meet and greet for our readers and fans 21+ at The Dogwood from 5 PM-10 PM.

In addition to complimentary Bud Lights and food, we’ll be auditioning people for Whatever, USA which Bud Light recently announced will be in Catalina Island from May 29th-31st. You can read more information on that awesomeness in the link below.

POW: Bud Light Announces Catalina Island As Location of Whatever, USA

Catalina Island. Free Bud Lights. Free flights. Free hotels. Sunshine. What more do you need?

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Of course, the only way to get to Whatever, USA is to audition for the part by showing Bud Light you’re really #UpForWhatever. We know as well as you do that our readers would make excellent citizens of Whatever, USA, so come out and party with us and your friends for the chance to win an even bigger party with even more of your friends.

Check out a recap of what happened during our first party in NYC:

We’ll be coming out to more cities in the upcoming weeks, so if you’re not in Austin, don’t worry. But if you are in Austin, we’ll see you Tuesday at The Dogwood.

Baseball fans know you’ll be hard pressed to find a better bar than The Dogwood to watch the games. Both the Rangers and the Texans will be playing at 8 PM.

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 COED x Bud Light Audition Party Tour Dates

Tuesday, April 14th – Austin, TX (The Dogwood | 715 W 6th Street))

Saturday, April 18th – Phoenix, AZ (Location TBD)

Tuesday, April 21st – Los Angeles, CA (Location TBD)

Thursday, April 23rd – San Francisco, CA (Location TBD)

Emilia Clarke: Hottest Photos on the Internet

April 13, 2015, 8:48 am

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Game of Thrones would be nothing without Emilia Clarke. Ok, that may be a bit of an overstatement (have you seen Lena Heady?), but it definitely wouldn’t be the same without her.

The 28-year-old British bombshell plays dragon taming babe Daenerys, one of the hottest women throughout all seven kingdoms. After waiting forever for the show to return, the fifth season premiere finally graced fans with its presence last night, and it didn’t disappoint. We’re looking forward to another season of Daenerys kicking ass and looking exceptional.

Aren’t you?

Emilia Clarke's Hottest GIFs

Marvel at the majesty of Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke--as we animate the warrior

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WATCH: JJ Watt Box Jump Over 6 Feet [VIDEO]

April 13, 2015, 9:53 am

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JJ Watt has a personal issue with the phrase “white men can’t jump,” as he proved yet again by box jumping 6’1″ from a standing position.

Currently JJ is clocking in at 293 and can still jump over pretty much every single one of your friends. He can also run through them, but that’s another story altogether.

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The Hottest Women of MegaCon 2015

April 13, 2015, 10:35 am

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MegaCon 2015 was this past weekend in Orlando, Florida, and the cosplay models came out to play. Sadly we weren’t able to be amongst the spandex-wearing crowd (two thumbs up for those hot costumes, by the way), but we’ve managed to compile the hottest photos from the event anyway.

Considering Yaya Han was amongst the crowd, you can imagine the amount of hot cosplay models that turned out. Get ready for some serious FOMO.

Check out their photos below.

WonderCon 2015: Hottest Cosplay Girls & Sexy Costumes

Bring on the girls.

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University of Texas Bans Certain Fraternity Parties

April 13, 2015, 10:39 am

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Following The University of Texas FIJI “South of the Border” fraternity party that (deservedly or not) received less than favorable reviews from the hispanic community of students, UT-Austin’s IFC decided to add a “cultural sensitivity clause” to their Code of Conduct.

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But that’s not all.

The IFC also laid out a list of both “offensive party themes” and “acceptable party themes”–aka ideas that would make for the absolute worst parties you’ve ever heard of. Some of the “offensive” themes we can understand, but we see no reason why getting rid of “Gnarly on Harley,” is necessary. Did bikers cause a commotion again?

Either way, check out what party ideas that are either banned or blessed by the University of Texas.

“Offensive Party Themes”

Ghetto Fabulous / “Urban theme” / G’d Up
Millionaires and Mistresses
White / Trailer Trash Bash / Chicks and Hicks
Gnarly on a Harley
Pimps and Hos
Golf Pros and Tennis Hos (just say NO to anything involving the word ‘ho’)
South of the Border / Fiesta
Lingerie
Porn Stars and Directors
Gals and Gauchos
Aristocrats and Trophy Wives
Dirty Doctors and Naughty Nurses
Headmasters and Schoolgirls
Cowboys and Indians

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“Acceptable Party Themes”

Comic Book Heroes and Villains
Disco Party (decade themes)
Pajama Jam (NO skimpy lingerie)
Tropical/Beach
Mardi Gras
Toga! Toga!
Famous Couples
Winter Wonderland (snow party)
Rumple in the Jungle (safari)
Rodeo
Viva Las Vegas
Castaway/Shipwrecked
Sporting Event Theme
Pirates of the Caribbean
“P” is Party (alphabet themes)
Once Upon A Time (fairy tale themes)
Casino Night
April Fool’s Day Party
Fire and Ice
American Heroes (military or patriotic themes)
My Tie (mystery match-up theme)
New Year’s Eve Again
Roller Derby
Under the Sea (ocean theme)
Company Christmas / Office Space

WATCH: Couples Describe Each Other’s Private Parts in One Word

April 13, 2015, 11:12 am

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In Complex‘s latest video, couples awkwardly describe their significant others’ genitals, and this get personal real quick. While hilarious, it’s also really embarrassing – shout-out to the chick who called her guy out on a boring sex life. Learn from your mistakes, man.

Check it out below.

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Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck Wit... unless you're a pseudo groupie, apparently.

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WATCH: Terminator Genisys, Second Official Trailer [VIDEO]

April 13, 2015, 11:26 am

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If you haven’t seen the new Terminator Genisys trailer that everyone’s talking about, make sure you go ahead and do that now before someone spoils it for you.

We know, we know. It’s almost too unbelievable to be true. John Connor a Terminator. SAY IT AIN’T SO.

We actually will go ahead and say it ain’t so because there’s no way in hell that they’d reveal a spoiler like that in the second trailer if it actually was John Connor and not some robot that just looks like John Connor.

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WATCH: The Avengers Age of Ultron Hulk vs. Iron Man Fight Scene [VIDEO]

April 13, 2015, 12:00 pm

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Last night, The Avengers: Age of Ultron debuted some exclusive footage at the MTV Movie Awards. It showed the beginning of the Hulkbuster fight scene between The Hulk and Iron Man. In case you’re like us and were too busy watching Game of Thrones, we’ve got the exclusive clip for you below.

Gotta hand it to Tony for the brilliant idea of having replacement parts just floating around.

Brittany Snow Heats up ‘Cosmopolitan,’ Admits She Can’t Twerk

April 13, 2015, 12:04 pm

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Brittany Snow is heating up this month’s issue of Cosmopolitan with her insanely hot physique good looks. The Pitch Perfect star is awaiting the premiere of her hit film’s sequel, and divulged to the women’s mag that she’s actually an awful twerker. Don’t worry Brittany, we all have our faults.

Sadly Kate Upton Never Wanted Anyone to See Her Hot ‘Cat Daddy’ Video

Controversial photographer Terry Richardson allegedly released it without her consent.

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