The biggest big deal in the world of movie trailers this week was likely the international look at the latest take on Fantastic Four–and we’re glad that was already covered, because it was pretty underwhelming. In contrast, we’re rocking the weekend with some big and small productions that didn’t get as much attention. And the first is definitely going to be the party film of the year. Or at least for fans of college horror movies…

Dude Bro Party Massacre III

No, there was never a Dude Bro Party Massacre I or II–but we’re pretty excited about this one, even if it is obviously a convoluted kind of parody. There’s a pizza monster, after all. Which is actually kind of confusing, because the official plot is about a legacy pledge recruiting for Delta Bi Theta while trying to solve the murder of his twin brother at the hands of a serial killer named Motherface. We’re not sure what the pizza monster has to do with that. Anyway, this looks cheap as hell, but the cast includes Patton Oswalt, Larry King, and Andrew W.K….

Avengers: Age of Ultron (TV Spot)

The latest television spot has the full Avengers roster, and Thor fooling around with his god-like powers, and a few new images that we haven’t seen yet. Let’s watch it today, as Robert Downey Jr. turns 50 years old and marvels at his own star power…

Amy

We don’t usually showcase documentaries here, but this look at the short life of Amy Winehouse is really intriguing. Check it out and feel bad about all of the times that you made fun of her. Or that we did, if you have to bring that up…

Survivor

It’s Milla Jovovich vs. (a) James Bond in what looks a decent film that might not premiere at your local Redbox. Docked a notch for showing the death of one of our favorite character actors, but people worried about spoilers shouldn’t be watching trailers nowadays…

Poltergeist

And here’s the latest look at the rebooted (or maybe just remade) horror classic. This latest trailer still doesn’t give this a reason for existing, but now we know the movie is going full-tilt crazy on the scary clown content. That’s fair warning for some phobics…

Lexi Thompson made the cover of Golf Digest–which makes perfect sense, since Lexi Thompson has six pro championships and has racked up nearly $3 million in career earnings at the age of 20. Some people are still kind of shocked to see Lexi wearing just a towel on the cover of Golf Digest, though. [photo via…]

We’re not sure “shocked” is our reaction, though, unless we’re fooling around with new definitions….

We’re plenty excited, though. We haven’t been so excited since Gold Digest stirred up some real controversy by bringing in awesome WAG Paulina Gretzky to pose for all kinds of sexy shots and GIFs. Some people took offense at Paulina getting that kind of exposure. Lexi has earned the cover, though, and fans of her Instagram account and Twitter feed already know that Lexi is fond of sharing pics of her exposing her fine bod (and her time modeling for Elle, too).

Anyway, take a look of more of Lexi looking beautiful–and we also recommend Lexi’s fellow pro Paula Creamer, plus WAG Lindsey Vonn (who has some sporting skillz in her own right), plus more sexy WAGs and just golfing gals. You really can’t blame Golf Digest for the sport being so sexy…

Michael Keaton hosted Saturday Night Live last night–which reminds us that the most epic Easter Eve SNL ever was that time when a White House Press Secretary named Ron Nessen hosted the show, and the writers decided to embarrass the administration by packing the show with really wild sketches that Nessen never saw, with the musical guest being Patti Smith singing “Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine” on what was essentially Easter morning.

Last night’s musical guest was Carly Rae Jepsen.

Not that we have anything against Carly Rae Jepson. Tom Hanks is even a fan, right? Anyway, it’s always fun to watch Michael Keaton, and we love his recent career revival. We weren’t too surprised to see the opening monologue being used to address the Batman and Beetlejuice references that had to get made, but it was really impressive to see Taran Killam and Bobby Moynihan getting to do something different.

In fact, the opening put us in a good enough mood that we decided to give the rest (and worst) of SNL a break this week. Take a look for yourself. If nothing else, it’s good to know that Taran can always get work as a Catherine O’Hara impersonator…

Yes, it was a major upset when the Kentucky Wildcats lost to the Wisconsin Badgers during the NCAA Men’s Final Four Semifinal–at it wasn’t even particularly close at 71-64, either. Fans were traumatized. The internet was happy, though, and it was business as usual as Instagram got flooded with funny UK memes. [photo: Andy Lyons/Getty]

Here are a few of our faves, and it’s downright touching how many classic memes reemerged for this breaking NCAA news. We also limited it to just one Drake and one Ashley Judd reference each. We’d hate to traumatize Ashley, whose therapy dog probably already got a workout last night.

Also, we’d like to add that Karl-Anthony Towns doesn’t really deserve any flack for what he said abou Frank Kaminsky. The guy was upset, and it really could’ve been a compliment. To translate for college students who don’t watch basketball: It’s like when Jon Stewart went to see “The Book of Mormon,” and endorsed Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s show by saying “F**k those guys.” Now here’s more high comedy…

Furious 7 was always going to be a big deal, but it’s a bigger surprise to see the movie busting out of the gate with $143.6 million in its opening weekend. This verily kicks the ass of Captain America: The Winter Soldier landing a big April opening of $95 million last year. In fact, Furious 7 has rolled up (barely) into the garage where we score the Top 10 openings in film history.

Sadly, a lot of people were probably inspired by the chance to say goodbye to Paul Walker. Obviously, enough people have seen the movie that we don’t consider it a SPOILER to note that Furious 7 really does right by Walker. They don’t pack Brian O’Conner off to retirement halfway through the movie, or kill off the character. Paul Walker is representing right up to the tearful end.

We also only counted one quick establishing shot that clearly used a body double, plus some creative editing in a big fight scene towards the end of the movie. Otherwise, any CGI to cover for Walker’s presence is only flawed in the movie’s shamelessly sentimental closing moments. That’s okay, though. By then, the movie is kind of breaking the fourth wall and stepping outside of the plot.

Also, we’re convinced that Paul Walker was supposed to play Channing Tatum’s character in the upcoming Quentin Tarantino movie, but that’s not really for us to say.

Otherwise, we’re mostly confused about why people keep saying the movie is called Furious 7. The title credit at our IMAX critic’s screening was Furious Seven. Get it together, people–because we’re clearly going to have a Furious 8, or maybe Eight.

There’s a big bike race in Belgium that’s called the Tour of Flanders–and it’s going pretty well, except for the service cars that keep running into the bicyclists. For those who aren’t all international like we are, a “service car” runs along the race track to provide spare bicycles or wheels, if they’re ever needed.

What’s mostly needed today are some medics, because the service car guys are crashing into bicyclists and each other today. The first sighting was right here, which quickly became a big deal out of Germany….

And then it happened again–as in some poor color commentator having to say, “Not again!” This time is even weirder, because sometimes a service car (although always neutral) is there for a sponsored rider, and this one takes out the guy that he’s there to support…

Damn, these European bike races are turning into Fury Road. The good news is that nobody has been really injured, and the day has been over for a while over in Europe, so maybe they’re done running over bicyclists. We suddenly feel safer biking in NYC, though.

The editors at Rolling Stone decided to sacrifice any notions of fact-checking or truthfulness because they had a really good article to run about a totally fictitious rape at the the University of Virginia’s Phi Kappa Psi fraternity. “A Rape on Campus” ran in November, and it took UVA students about two hours to pretty much prove that author Sabrina Rubin Erdely had been conned about the story.

Then the article turned into a proper scandal, and it looked a lot more like author Sabrina Rubin Erdely had been actually collaborating with the fake victim Jackie to present the lie–including an agreement to not talk to any of the people that Jackie was accusing of rape, and not to question Jackie’s really ludicrous story. [UPDATE: Fun fact from the article: Sabrina might have lied about that.]

The good news, at first, was that Sabrina got the results that she wanted…

…by which we mean that Sabrina was getting some headlines, and maybe Jennifer Lawrence wouldn’t be too young to play her in the movie. UVA also has a gutless college president named Teresa A. Sullivan,  who quickly shut down the frat system, and the UVA faculty couldn’t wait to look as stupid and gullible as certain members of the Duke faculty–much to Sabrina’s delight….

Anyway, the Washington Post finally had to step in and reveal that the Rolling Stone article was heavily fictional. Others had already done the research for them, but the Post had enough clout that the paper couldn’t be dismissed as rabid supporters of rape culture.

And that’s when Rolling Stone began to back down from the article, and bring in Columbia University’s Graduate School of Journalism to conduct an external review of the whole editorial process, and now (several months after the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity was accused of being mad gang-rapists) Rolling Stone has taken down the article and replaced it with a look at what the watchdogs called a “systemic failure.”

But we won’t link to that article, because Rolling Stone has decided that nobody really needs to lose their jobs over this merry mishap because everyone’s hearts were in the right place–and who cares what happens to frat boys, anyway? Also, Sabrina Rubin Erdely will keep writing for the magazine.

Never mind that Sabrina’s primary editor Sean Woods just didn’t care about getting any real facts into the article. Frankly, the Columbia Journalism School seems suspiciously forgiving of everyone involved. You get a real feeling of cronyism as they give Sabrina Rubin Erdely way too much of a benefit of the doubt.

Top editor Will Dana, however, said that everyone there “would like to apologize to our readers and to all of those who were damaged by our story and the ensuing fallout, including members of the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity and UVA administrators and students.”

At least the article gives some time to Stephen Scipione, the chapter president of Phi Kappa Psi, as he notes, “It’s completely tarnished our reputation. It’s completely destroyed a semester of our lives, specifically mine. It’s put us in the worst position possible in our community here, in front of our peers and in the classroom.”

Also, Sean Woods wants everyone to know that he still thinks the magazine “maybe did [Jackie] a disservice.”

Supposedly, we’ll be updating later with Sabrina’s first official statement since the article fell apart, too. That should be fun. UPDATE: Okay, she’s still a creep. Read for yourself, but the gist is that Sabrina was just way too compassionate and wonderful: “I allowed my concern for Jackie’s well-being, my fear of re-traumatizing her, and my confidence in her credibility to take the place of more questioning and more facts.” Yeah.

Anyway, we know that there are bad fraternity brothers out there, and they deserve to be named and shamed. This year alone has given us the racist morons at Oklahoma University’s SAE, plus some Alpha Delta brandings at Dartmouth, and the vandals of Sigma Alpha Mu at the University of Michigan. Rolling Stone, however, worked really hard to ruin the lives of a lot of innocent college students. We’re hoping the lawyers are getting fired up like a bunch of last night’s University of Kentucky fans.

Someone put together a compilation of all the heartbreaking moments from March Madness 2015 and called it March Sadness. Brilliant.

Somehow the guy missed the Asian Kentucky fan crying, so we’ve added that ourselves. Where’s that video of the Kentucky child? Those are the tears America really wants to drink in.

Not every Kentucky fan was that somber. A lot of them actually took to the streets of Lexington, KY to burn a bunch of stuff.

Kentucky Fans Riot In Lexington, KY [PHOTOS + VIDEO]

Everything burns.

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You know who’s not crying or burning sh*t? Sam Dekker’s girlfriend Bailey Scheich.

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In her latest DIRECTV commercial, Hannah Davis is riding a talking horse while wearing a bikini and talking about… actually, we don’t totally know what she’s talking about because we were distracted (did we mention the talking horse?).

For the ad being a total of only 32 seconds, it’s one awesome commercial. Check it out below.

Hannah Davis' Hottest GIFs

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It is well-known that hockey players are some of the toughest people on earth. However, something that St. Louis Blues forward Ryan Reaves did during Sunday night’s game on the road against the Chicago Blackhawks is definitely a tough guy moment. Reeves got checked into the boards and it rattled his teeth to a point where Reaves decided that he needed to pull a tooth out himself after returning to the bench.

It was like Reaves knew that was what he wanted to do right away as he casually handed it to one of the athletic trainers on the bench. He will likely make his way to the dentist now to get the tooth put back in but how on earth does someone play right away after that happens? Many would be lying around the rest of the week after getting a tooth knocked out.

Reaves though knew he had to be out there for his team and decided to just sit there and pull the tooth out himself. The game really meant something as well with the Blues and Blackhawks fighting for the Central Division title. The St. Louis win put them three points ahead of Chicago so Reaves just did what he had to do. He got the tooth out and got right back on the ice.

After an intense Final Four, the 2015 NCAA National Championship game is finally here, and Duke and Wisconsin are vying for the title. While we’re into the championship game, we’re really into each university’s cheerleaders. Which school has the hotter squad?

Check out the galleries below and place your vote.

Duke’s Hottest Superfans Are In It To Win It

Blue and white has never looked so good.

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[photos via GettyImages]

(1) Wisconsin vs. (1) Duke

Location: Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis, Indiana | Channel: CBS

Date: Monday, April 6th, 2015 | Time: TBD

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Wrigley Field was still going through some renovations on Opening Day, and their bathroom situation left a lot to be desired. In fact, some fans who wanted to relieve themselves had to wait in lines that were four sections long because only a couple of bathrooms were even open. Seriously. A couple, as in two.

Here’s an example of what one of the Men’s Room lines looked like.

And another line, from Deadspin. Note that the line in the photo below curves up towards the top, where the bathrooms actually are.

The lines were so long that a number of people decided to pee into cups. That’s what happens when you make people wait 30 minutes to urinate.

Truthfully, I’m not quite sure why waiting two full innings to use the bathroom will make you do this, but this photo was also taken during Opening Day at Wrigley Field.

Yes, that is toilet water that everyone’s stepping on.

LSU Acacia fraternity brothers had a quite the farewell party for their house weeks after they learned that they would be kicked off campus for allegations of hazing. The suspension would last until 2018.

Although LSU had given Acacia brothers until April 13th to move out of their house, the dudes supposedly hosted a “rage party” on Friday night and completely trashed the place. Check out this video from The Advocate:

Here’s an interview from one of the LSU Acacia pledges who chose to remain anonymous, regarding the initial allegations of hazing:

While it’s certainly a sh*tty and immature to go about it, this isn’t the first time a fraternity has done something similar. My fraternity house was kicked off campus over two decades ago and they hosted an “Axe Party,” completely leveling the place and rendering it unlivable.

If you’re looking for more photos of the ridiculous damage, make sure to head to The Advocate.

According to psychologist Emily Nagoski, sex drive is nonexistent because, unlike hunger or being too cold, humans won’t die if they don’t have sex.

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In an interview with NewScientist, Nagoski explains,

…When it comes to sex, there just isn’t any physical evidence of a drive mechanism. If sex is a drive then desire should be spontaneous, like a hunger. When you see a sexy person or have a stray sexy thought, it activates an internal craving or urge for sex. That’s called “spontaneous desire.” But there is another way of experiencing desire which is also healthy and normal, called “responsive desire”, where your interest only emerges in response to arousal. So, your partner comes over and starts kissing your neck and you’re like, “oh, right, sex, that’s a good idea”… Not experiencing spontaneous hunger for sex doesn’t have dire consequences; it is not a medical disorder. I think the reason we expect everyone to have spontaneous desire is because that’s how most men experience it.

So there you have it, folks! You’re nothing but dirty barbaric animals. That or Nagoski doesn’t get laid very often and has no idea what she’s talking about.

What do you think?

[H/T: NewScientist]

Following the University of Kentucky‘s loss to Wisconsin in the Final Four, UK fans chose to riot on the streets of Lexington, burning clothes, couches, and pretty much everything they could get their hands on. According to sources, there were 29 arrests related to the fires and insanity.

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Obviously the photo up top is our favorite–very reminiscent of this WVU kid–but there are plenty of other pictures and videos of the riots. Check them out below.

While little kids were searching for hidden Easter eggs full of candy Sunday morning, Carolyn Ross, a Tahlequah, Oklahoma resident, was waiting on the arrival of a stuffed Easter bunny crammed with $30,000 worth of meth.

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Like countless drug carriers before him, the plush bunny’s butt was loaded with two stretched-out condoms containing a sh*tload of meth. Local authorities discovered the suspicious package after a police dog sniffed out the drugs.

After an officer posed as a Fedex delivery guy, Ross eventually confessed to knowing the drugs were in the mail, but stood her ground on having no idea who the ultimate receiver was.

Classic Easter tale!

[H/T: Fox23]

The newest and last movie trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron came out. Watch it here.

So far we’ve absolutely nailed our list of Anticipated Movies of 2015.

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According to a new study, art students are having more sex than those majoring in computer science or dentistry. Not the most shocking statistic in the world, but still.

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British student newspaper The Tab recently asked 11,549 university students about their bedroom habits and found that Computer Science majors have it pretty bad. In terms of virginity, their ultimate findings can be found below:

Looks like those artsy subjects have some game. Sciences majors, take note.

[H/T: The Tab]

Is Columbia’s favorite drug dealer who took payments via Venmo now under arrest? That’s what plenty of students are thinking after Michael Getzler was arrested on five drug charges in McBain Hall this past Thursday. So not only did people go without a quality source of drugs before Bacchanal last weekend, they’re also bugging out because the social payment app can link them to crime.

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This is the story the entire campus is talking about right now, especially because it was only a few days ago that The Columbia Spectator published an article from an anonymous writer claiming to be a drug dealer who would be responsible for a lot of the students’ drugs.

“Weed, edibles, MDMA, coke—I have sold all of these over the past week, in staggering amounts. Several hundred students (and I would call that a conservative estimate) will be smoking my weed this Saturday. There will be more than 100 students rolling on MDMA, thanks to me alone.”

Is the author Michael Getzler or is he just a victim of circumstance? That’s unknown at this point, but that’d be a hell of a coincidence.

Right now Michael is being charged with possession of a controlled substance in the third and fifth degrees, two non-felony counts of criminal use of drug paraphernalia, criminal possession in the seventh degree, and unlawful posession of marijuana.

As for the whole Venmo payment thing, we can’t say that it’s the smartest idea ever to accept drug deals on a social payment app. But we also can’t say it’s the worst. Anyone who’s ever bought drugs must have thought at some point in time how much easier it’d be if their dealer had a Square reader or Venmo.

The worst part about it is that his Venmo feed is still available for viewing here. The profile photo of the Venmo user is the same as a “Michael Getzler” who’s a student at Columbia. Suddenly, leaving payments for “Snoop Dogg shizzle,” “ice ice baby” and “baby powder” don’t seem like such a great idea.

Hats off to this Kentucky Wildcats fan who’s still down with the #BBN. Just celebrating the finer things in life, Miller Lights, a serious beer belly, and Riff Raff. Yes, his wall is painted Kentucky blue.

Let’s check in on Lexington Kentucky and see how they’re faring with the whole ordeal.

Kentucky Fans Riot In Lexington, KY [PHOTOS + VIDEO]

Everything burns.

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