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The taping of Justin Bieber‘s Comedy Central Roast was last night and, as expected, the 21-year-old popstar was reamed out by comedians Kevin Hart, Natasha Leggero, and Jeff Ross.
Before the Monday, March 30th premiere, we’ve gathered the best jokes and videos in anticipation for the big night. See what you have to look forward to below.
Kevin Hart
“Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.”
“Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house — not gangsta.”
Natasha Leggero
“Justin’s fans are called Beliebers, because these days it’s considered politically incorrect to use the term retards.”
“Justin, Selena Gomez had to f**k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history.”
Ludacris
“You’re not tough, Justin. I’m here to let you know that. I know you’ve been on Ellen 14 times. You act so much like a pu**y on the show, Ellen tried to eat you.”
“The Brazilian prostitute that claimed she was with Justin told the news that he was well-endowed. And that prostitute would know because so was he.”
Jeff Ross
“Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now.”
“You have such a huge career… behind you.”
Hannibal Buress
“You were the fifth most-hated person in the world last year. Kim Jong-Un didn’t even rate that high — and he uses your music to torture people.”
“They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.”
Ron Burgundy
“This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs.”
“People refer to Mr Bieber as a kid or a boy. Well here’s a newsflash, gang: He’s a man. A full-grown man, who works and loves and makes things with his hands. A man who sings songs for nine-year-olds and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater.”
Snoop Dogg
“When you get to the county jail, hear me, you’re gonna be the first dude who ever had a girlfriend and a boyfriend named Gomez.”
“You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the Aids epidemic.”
Martha Stewart
“Justin, I’m sure it’s great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.”
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