The great news about being a dog or any other animal is that every damn day is hump day.
Obviously you’re missing out on opposable thumbs and chocolate, but whatever–you can get busy wherever/whenever and all people will do is laugh. You’re an animal. That’s what you do.
For extra bonus points, photobomb people’s vacation pictures to achieve internet infamy.
Dakota Johnson is about to blow up. The 24-year-old beauty may look familiar to some – she’s made minor appearances in films like Beastly, 21 Jump Street, and Need for Speed – but her role as Anastasia Steele in the highly-anticipated film 50 Shades of Grey is going to gain her worldwide recognition.
For those of you living under a rock, or if you managed to escape the grips of intense chick fandom, the erotic novel-turned-film is hitting the big screen this Valentine’s Day and expected to rake in an asinine amount of money in its first week. Johnson, who plays one of the leads alongside Jamie Dornan, takes on the persona of Anastasia Steele, a rather recluse journalist who gets into BDSM after what is essentially her first job interview.
Ok, it may not go down exactly like that, but it’s close enough. Aside from how graphic this thing is supposed to be, we’ll be sitting in the theaters waiting for a glimpse of brunette beauty. We hope to be seeing a lot more of her. Check out her hottest photos below and you’ll understand why.
Lead image via Vogue
The Beta for Battlefield: Hardline came out this morning, which means that we’re unreasonably excited to skip leg day and head straight home to play it.
You know who else was excited? Thousands of Belgians, who to their dismay learned that Visceral Games had actually gotten their flag completely wrong within the player customization section.
Obviously this will be patched through immediately, but we doubt that game designers had these kinds of bugs in mind when they launched the Beta.
After the last World Cup, Americans know far too well what the Belgian flag should look like.
In celebration of The Tonight Show returning to it’s original home in sunny Los Angeles, Jimmy Fallon gave new life to the classic “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” theme song – and it’s awesome. While this version won’t get stuck in your head as much as the original – which in part is because you won’t know the words after the first listen – it definitely lived up to its catchy predecessor. Plus the video is on-point, and there’s even a guest appearance from Carlon himself (and his over-the-shoulder sweater).
Check it out below.
Twin Peaks chain “breastaurants” are usually pretty busy, so you might be surprised to learn that sometimes the waitresses have down time between pouring customers beers and serving delicious fried food.
Luckily for management, these Twin Peaks hotties usually make the most of their time by posing for sexy selfies. Marketing geniuses, really. Promoting a brand organically through social media is one of the most valuable things a company can do. Which is why nearly everything these Twin Peaks hotties take is literal and figurative gold.
Check out the best of @TwinPeaksHotties below.
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Thank God we’re not British.
This past weekend nearly 5,000 masochistic runners willingly threw themselves into bitter cold waters, fire, and a shit load of mud during England’s annual Tough Guy event. The contest took place in the English midlands and is (self-proclaimed) the hardest race in the world.
As douchey as it sounds, from what we’ve seen, they’re right. Competitors come face-to-face with fire pits, electrified mud-encrusted tunnels, and barbed wire obstacles. In short, competitors are like modern-day James Bonds without the guns and reward of arm candy.
In the video below, three-time winner James Appleton gets hypothermia after wading through freezing cold waters. The situation was filmed by a documentary crew who, while Appleton shook uncontrollably, had the gall to ask him why the hell he sacrifices himself to this thing. Much to no one’s surprise, Appleton has zero clue (probably because his brain cells fried during the fire pit challenge).
Check it out below.
The Left Shark from Katy Perry’s Super Bowl Halftime performance was the non-football-related talk of the town come Monday. We can’t deny that.
But even with all that ridiculous hype (likely fueled by Advil and a stomach destroyed by wings), the real loser in the Super Bowl aftermath is this person who decided to get a Left Shark tattoo on their leg and post it to Facebook, which then wound up on this Reddit thread.
Let me make this abundantly clear: the only way that this male (it is a male) doesn’t get his man card revoked for tattooing a backup dancer tatoo on his ankle is if he was actually the backup dancer.
Which he probably wasn’t. Because we now know who that guy is. Tack this onto our list of serious WTF tattoo fails.
H/T: Mashable
There are two things in life you don’t mess with: men with face tattoos and Spurs fans.
So when you’re facing off against a man who has both a face tattoo and a Spurs shirt in a brutal face-slapping match, and you have the opportunity to strike first, do not do what one man did and hit like a baby. You will get demolished. Knocked out even.
Why is it that the best fight videos are always filmed in high school gyms?
We’ve been saying this for years, SUNY students go crazy in college. One of their schools, Cortland, even made it to #1 on our list of Underrated Party Schools.
So it does not surprise us at all that 8 of the Top 50 colleges in the United States with the highest drug arrests per capita happen to be SUNY schools. Take a look at this “Drugs on Campus” chart from ProjectKnow.
Take it from us, when you’re going to school in upstate New York, drugs are almost a necessity.
And how about the reaction from the SUNY New Paltz (#1 on the list) trying to pivot the conversation? “The safety of our students is top priority,” New Paltz spokeswoman Melissa Kaczmarek said in a statement. “As such, we are not surprised by this data, as it is well-known that New Paltz has restrictive policies with respect to drug use/possession.”
Ummmm you’re on the same list as Coastal Carolina University, WVU, Delaware, and CU Boulder. Tell me again how you’re not the same as these historic party schools?
Seeking Arrangement released their annual “Fastest Growing Sugar Baby Schools” earlier this month, and University of Texas tops the list with 425 new sign-ups in 2015. With their current tuition plateauing around $35,186, we can understand why students would be hung-up on cash, but we’d assume the #1 school would be way more expensive.
Aside from the southern university, we find NYU, ASU, and Kent State not far behind:
The website, which is relatively new, boasts “a life of luxury…with fine dinners, exotic trips and allowances,” for cash-hungry co-eds, and “beautiful members to accompany them at all times” for the generous sponsors. Sounds sketchy as hell, but apparently not sketchy enough to make students shy away from the opportunity; according to Seeking Arrangement, more than 1.4 million students have made profiles, up 42% from last year.
I really don’t want to get into it right now, but putting the whole “men must put the toilet seat down” argument is just for the birds. I don’t buy into it now and I’m certainly not going to buy into it when I’m older and even lazier.
Enter the Main Drain, the Official Detatchable Urinal of Bachelor Pad Bathrooms© since three days ago when its Kickstarter project launched.
So now instead of getting into a ridiculously heated argument about forgetting one simple task, I’m able to go number one in my own Main Drain. Problem solved. No more difficult “women” complaining about having to put porcelain down.
Emily Ratajkowski has a very hot day yesterday–starting with an Instabanned pic where the Gone Girl starlet let her clothes get too gone. Or too sheer, really, but Emily Ratajkowski didn’t show up in a movie called Sheer Girl lately.
Anyway, the problem (so to speak) was that Emily’s sparkly lingerie didn’t sparkle enough to cover up all of her hot body parts as she bravely tried to warm guys who’ve gotten caught up in this icy weather. Ergo, a quick Instaban for Emily’s sexy Instagram shot–which we’ve turned into a SFW pic, of course…
But the good news is that Emily also appeared in a very socially-acceptable video for the Yamamay lingerie line, in a scene that’ll get you yammering. Check it out and be reminded that it’s Valentine’s Day, and your girlfriend won’t look like Emily unless she’s in Yamamay lingerie (or maybe Victoria’s Secret)…
And, yes, we have some pics, because that video is hot but fleeting, and we sometimes want to dwell on things, because life moves too fast. Not as fast an an Instagram banning, though, so glad we got that to you, too. It’s still Charlotte Mckinney’s week, but Emily’s sure made an impression…
Rihanna premiered her latest music video yesterday for the song “FourFiveSeconds,” the first single off her upcoming album, with a little help from her friends Paul McCartney and Kanye West. The video is simple, featuring black and white stills of the three musicians belting out the tune separately until the end, when they all share the same frame. While the song doesn’t sound like something Rihanna would have put out in the past, it definitely suits her. Check it out below.
Syracuse University squeaked out a win last night against Virginia Tech when forward Michael Gbinije hit a nasty turnaround layup with .1 second left on the clock to put the Orange up 72-0. It’s not how they drew up the play (Christmas was supposed to get the ball), but who cares when the ball goes in the bucket?
No one was more excited for the basket than the Cuse fans who made it into the Carrier Dome. Watch as the student section goes bananas.
Solveig (full name Solveig Mørk Hansen) is rookie #5 of the 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. You last heard this beautiful Dane’s name when we introduced you to her in our sneak peek of the South African Swimsuit Issue (a separate entity entirely from Sports Illustrated).
Also make sure to keep checking back in today (and every day really) because Sports Illustrated will be revealing the cover of the 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, out on February 9th.
Actress Amber Heard – best known for her roles in Pineapple Express, The Stepfather, and Zombieland – is getting married to longterm boyfriend Johnny Depp this weekend. The two met on the set of the 2011 flick The Rum Diary and have been dating ever since. The Texas native and her beau are apparently jet-setting to a private island that Depp bought a few years prior for the ceremony. Must be nice.
To cheer us up from not being the chosen one, we’re scouring her hottest photos. Check them out below.
Netflix released the first trailer for Daredevil today and from the looks of it, fans of the popular comic will be satisfied with the small-screen adaptation. The show will constitute 13 hour-long episodes and will debut April 10. Out of the four Marvel TV shows Netflix is currently working on, Daredevil will be the first to premiere and after watching the trailer, we’re grateful for that. Get your first look below.
It seems like every year someone manages to sneak into the Super Bowl, but this time it required a little luck of the Irish–and some pretty big balls. Hat tip to The Independent.
Two Irishmen, Paul McEvoy and Richard Whelan, who are both surprisingly huge Seattle Seahawks fans booked a flight to Arizona with one catch: they didn’t have actual Super Bowl tickets. The plan was to scalp some at the front, but that’s where they learned that Super Bowl XLIX tickets were the most expensive ever. They’d already decided that something as simple as “cost” wasn’t going to keep these two from glory.
First they did an interview with the NFL Network outside of the stadium in an attempt to get free tickets (photo above). No dice.
So they did what any enterprising dude would do: they snaked it til they made it.
“Our game plan was to be super confident,” Richard told RTE Radio One Morning Ireland. “We just thought if we pretend we belong there, nobody will question us.” It’s a trick as old as time, and once again worked out.
“Between one layer of security and another we just walked in behind these 20 first aid workers, straight up to the front door and hid in behind them. Paul was looking at his phone, pretending to text me, as if we had just popped out to look at an email we got or something. We walked past another security guard that just wasn’t paying attention. We could see the field then, the stadium and the atmosphere was insane.”
Paul then made an announcement to the world that is so Irish it hurts:
But the story gets even better.
As Richard and Paul started seat hopping for the first half of the game, they eventually told a stranger what they had done. That same stranger informed the two that there were two girls sitting behind him who were in the Halftime Show and wouldn’t be coming back for the second half.
So who do they end up sitting next to? Lawyer Milloy, safety for the Seattle Seahawks last year when they won the Super Bowl.
“So we ended up in the fourth row, sitting beside a former Super Bowl champion Lawyer Milloy who gave us a play-by-play of the game. It was pretty cool to have the Super Bowl champion sharing all the details.”
And we’re not done yet.
After getting a photo of the Patriots mascot rocking their flag, Paul and Richard skipped the lines to leave the stadium and hopped on a VIP bus.
And thus ends the story of two Irish bros who won the Super Bowl. Serious tip of the cap to you both.
A girl on Tinder who claims to have banged Julian Edelman is now using this photo as her Tinder Ice Breaker. It’s 100% him, no doubt about it. Now Sabrina’s matches will have something to talk about.
The question is that if she really cared about him, why did she let him go to sleep? Julian definitely had a concussion after the game.
Only in these United States of America could you find a place in the middle of the desert where thousands of college-aged students party with some of the hottest females, craziest clubs, and best sports programs. That wonderful place is called Arizona State University and it’s a haven for people like you or me who like to have a good time and then completely forget about what happened the night before.
The latest reason to celebrate was the release of a new brand called ASU Dimes--essentially a place to find the hottest students from Arizona State University.
Judging from the turnout in the turn up, they’re off to a good start.
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