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We joke around a lot here on COED because we like to have a good time and we always think a sense of humor is necessary in this cruel and unjust world. But when you mess with Dave Chappelle, well, that’s when we get serious. Crossing the GOAT is just something we simply can’t let ride. So, NBA, this is your notice that we’re putting you on blast for the shade you threw at our man during Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Boston Celtics.

Here’s exhibit A of the NBA’s crime:

“And a fan…”

Are you kidding us here, NBA? That’s how you’re going to play it?

Amy Schumer gets A LOT of hate from the entertainment world and its fans. I’m talking vile, disgusting, borderline criminal type of hate. Personally, I don’t think some of it is warranted and I actually think she’s decently funny. But regardless of my opinion on the matter, it’s a simple fact that Chappelle is not only a bigger name but also a FAR better comedian. His dual-special return to Netflix earlier this year was a gift to the masses. His hilarity and biting social takes put him back on par with the Pryor’s, Carlin’s and C.K.s’ of the world.

NBA, how you going to do the man dirty like that?

I find the National Basketball Association guilty on all counts of disrespecting the GOAT. I hereby sentence the NBA to an eternity of being clowned on by Chappelle in his next stand-up special. Please @ them in insulting tweets for the next 24 hours as well.

It’s on like Donkey Kong.

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You ever catch yourself watching something, and think to yourself, ‘why the hell am I watching this?’ Maybe it’s a so-bad-it’s-good movie for your childhood, maybe it’s an episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos from 2002, but every so often, I’ll have to audibly ask myself what the hell I’m doing as I mindlessly watch some nonsense on the television screen.

I had a moment like that this weekend, as I was watching the MLB Network, looking for highlights of the Colorado Rockies – Cincinnati Reds game which I had bet on (I bet on the Rockies, they won 6-4, nbd). Anyway, as I was watching, I came across MLB and NHL network reporter Kelly Nash, who may just be the finest sports reporter I’ve ever seen.

Nash graduated with a Master’s in Youth Development Leadership from Clemson University and a Master’s in TV Broadcast Journalism from the University of Miami, and then began her career with ACC Digital.

Nash began contributing to NHL Network in 2015 when NHL Network’s daily on-air operations became based out of MLB Network’s headquarters. In addition to her role with NHL Network, Nash is an MLB Network studio host, including the co-host of the regular season show “The Rundown” with Matt Yallof.

Prior to joining MLB Network in March of 2015, Nash served as a sideline reporter for FOX Sports Florida, covering the Tampa Bay Rays, Orlando Magic and Tampa Bay Lightning. Before joining FOX Sports Florida, Nash began her career with the ACC Digital Network as a production assistant and host.

It’s only a matter of time before she gets sucked up by ESPN or one of the big dogs. She’s a varsity level talent.

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On Sunday, model Ana Cheri celebrated reaching 10 million Instagram followers by posting a ridiculously hot video. After seeing Ana get wet in skimpy bikinis, the only question you’re going to have is why doesn’t she have 100 million followers?

Watch Ana give thanks to her fans for helping her reach this milestone in the video below.

Now THAT is a woman who understands her audience. You’ve got to give the people what they want, and what they want, is obviously Ana wearing as little as Instagram will allow. It’s not exactly rocket science, but you have to respect how in touch Ana is with her #brand.

She could have very easily celebrated this momentous occasion by performing a heartfelt cover of Dido’s “Thank You.” While that would’ve been an applicable choice, it definitely lacks in the sex appeal department. Ana knows that she’s in the boner business, and with 10 million Instagram followers, it’s clear that business is boomin’.

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You know, a lot of what I write for COED is written in jest. It’s kind of my style, I guess. The internet is absolute madness and you need to treat it as such. For example, last week I wrote a story about a probably sweet kid who proposed to his sweet girlfriend at the Baylor University graduation ceremony, yet I titled it “Baylor Student Proposes To Girlfriend During Graduation, Selfishly Makes Long Ceremony Even Longer.” I took what should have been a simple college puff piece and turned it into a rant about the sweaty, drunk college kids just wanting to get their diploma and get the hell out of there. My point is this — my article titles are rarely to be taken seriously.

However, this time, I am serious, because I mean it — there really is no sight more frightening than these type of women. The white trash, cigarette smoking, gum chewing, Trump voting, NRA loving, racist, entitled, white women are some of our countries most heinous creatures. These are the type of women that will scream rape in a public place if you ask her for directions. These are the type of women who will spend an hour arguing with the manager of a store over the finest print of a coupon.

These are the type of women who will do shit like this– such as abuse and berate an innocent man just trying to lend a helping hand.

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This is in Manassas, Virginia. A young Latino shopper overhears a white woman say that she’s looking for a store that has what she needs, but that she can’t find it there. He politely suggests to her that she try the store in Fairfax.

Luckily, this is going to go super viral, and if she has a job (which I doubt) she’ll get fired from it. Assuming she has a couple of normal, non-racist friends, she’ll probably lose those too.

The irony of all this, is that SHE is the type of person that we should be putting behind a wall.

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Earlier this year, a 12-year-old MMA fighter named Momo Shimizu absolutely dominated Momoko Yamazaki, 24, during a fight for the female-focused MMA organization DEEP JEWELS in Japan. How this fight was even legal, we have no idea. All we know is that we would 100% fork over our lunch money to Shimizu if she asked for it. Girl can throw hands!

Shimizu came into the bout at (wait for it)…just 86-pounds. Just so you know, that is the minimum weight requirement for her division. I’ve checked suitcases heavier than that. Obviously, her lack of size didn’t matter much as she used her superior technique, speed and agility to wallop an opponent who is literally twice her age. Check this out.

When I was 12-years-old, I was geeking out over Spider-Man 2 and trying to notch my first kiss. But Shimizu is out here training three hours a day, six days a week and has already competed in more than 100 amateur Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, kickboxing and karate matches. Honestly, this girl needs her own horror movie franchise because I would be absolutely terrified if she ever came after me. She could easily be the next Annabelle.

Honestly, I feel bad for her opponent. Best case scenario: you beat up a 12-year-old. Worst case scenario…well, you know.

Momo Shimizu, on behalf of all of COED, let me be the first to congratulate you and kindly ask that you please not give me a wedgie and shove me into the lockers.

Awesome, thanks.

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Police in Glendale, Arizona are searching for a man accused of chasing children while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and wielding an ax.

The Glendale Police Department is asking for the public’s help in identifying the suspect who showed up at San Martin Apartments on Wednesday and chased several terrified children who were playing outside in broad daylight.

Police say they got a 911 call at around 1:45 PM on Wednesday, May 17, saying a tall man with a thin build and what was initially described as a clown mask jumped over a fence into the apartment complex at 6800 North 67th Avenue.

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An everyday walk home from school turned into a scene straight out of a horror movie for a group of Glendale boys. Whether the man was actually trying to hurt someone or is just playing a sick joke he is still out there.

Authorities later found a creepy mask and ax abandoned in the area. They released the photo above in hopes that someone would come forward with information. No description has been given yet of the man. No injuries have been reported in connection to the incident.

“I thought I was going to die today,” said Dominic who was chased.

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Four-time IndyCar Series champion and three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti was robbed at a Taco Bell drive-thru with Indy 500 pole-sitter Scott Dixon, according to the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department.

NBC Sports reported that both men were fine.

What Happened?

IMPD arrested two juvenile suspects after they allegedly robbed the Indy drivers at gunpoint. According to a police report, Dixon’s wife was also present during the incident.

Franchitti, who was previously married to actress Ashley Judd, is retired from the sport. The robbery took place just hours after Dixon won the pole for this Sunday’s race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

Tony Kanaan had this to say about the incident:

“”Dixon had a late night with the pole and stuff and we were all starving. I decided that we need to grab dinner and Dixon was gonna buy dinner for obvious reasons. We’re hanging in the bus lot, so we sent him out to get some drive-thru here on 16th Street at Taco Bell. While they were ordering with the windows down, two guys approached them at gunpoint and put a gun on Dixon’s head and asked him for his wallet and his phone. I guess he didn’t have his phone. He had his wife’s wallet because he left his wallet … So he gave them the wallet and those guys left. But I guess later on at night they caught those two guys.

“You don’t expect that to happen, especially here,” Kanaan added. “I don’t know. It’s like, you’re going through a drive-thru. I’m never gonna be, like, alert at a drive-thru thinking someone’s gonna point a gun at my head while I’m trying to buy a $20 fast food.”

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The Indianapolis 500 is an automobile race held annually at Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana, an enclave suburb of Indianapolis, Indiana. The event is held over Memorial Day weekend, which is typically the last weekend in May.

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This past Saturday, Vinyl Ambush was performing at a birthday party in Ontario, Canada when an upset neighbor tried to shut down the festivities. A noise complaint was received by the Peel Regional Police at roughly 6:30 p.m, and the band agreed to stop playing at around 9:00 p.m.

But much to the chagrin of the buzzkill narc, the police checked in on Vinyl Ambush later in the night with an officer that could play the drums. Watch him jam with the band and drop some wisdom in the video below.

ROCK THE F*CK OUT OF THOSE DRUMS, DALE!! I can’t imagine how salty the neighbor who called the police must’ve been about how everything transpired. You think the police are coming to put a stop to the music, but instead, an officer joins in on the fun. Talk about having the rug pulled out from under you. But that’s what you get when you complain about noise at 6:30 in the goddamn evening on a Saturday, ya nerd.

In conclusion, snitches suck and that officer is the man. I’m really hoping this is how he introduced himself at the party.

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Elyria High School, located in Elyria, Ohio, was put on lockdown Monday afternoon. Officials say there was possibly a person with a gun on school grounds.

What Happened?

UPDATE: Students at Elyria High School were released early Monday after a reported threat. The school enabled early dismissal around 1:00 P.M. ET.

Elyria High School posted the following message to its Facebook page:

Elyria Schools spokeswoman Amy Higgins said that the school was placed on lockdown as a result of a threat called into 911 earlier Monday. She did not specify what kind of threat was made.

“Parents should not come to the high school. Everybody is safe,” Higgins said.

According to the school, all faculty and students are safe and emergency personnel are on site. Parents are being asked to avoid the school and instead meet at the nearby Mr. Hero on Middle Avenue.

Authorities are on scene conducting a sweep of the building following the report of a possible threat inside the school.

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Elyria High School is a high school in Elyria, Ohio. Founded in 1830, it is notable for being the first chartered high school west of the Allegheny Mountains. Elyria High School athletic teams compete in the newly formed Northeast Ohio Conference. The school serves roughly 2,113 students across grades 9-12.

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Nicky Hayden passed away today at 35-years-old. The motorcycle racer won the MotoGP World Championship in 2006.

Nicky Hayden Cause Of Death

BBC Sport has the latest report on the tragic news.

The American collided with a car on the Rimini coastline in Italy on Wednesday, 17 May.

He suffered “serious cerebral damage” and had been in the intensive care unit of Cesena’s Maurizio Bufalini Hospital.

Hayden, who competed in the World Superbike Championship in Italy on 14 May, won the MotoGP championship in 2006.

A hospital statement issued on Thursday said Hayden had suffered “a serious polytrauma”, which is a medical term to describe the condition of a person who has multiple traumatic injuries.

Hayden was born in Owensboro, Kentucky, and he turned pro at just 16-years-old. It wasn’t long until he started earning accolades, as he was the Superbike World Champion in 2002. Hayden moved to the MotoGP World Championship in 2003 and would make his presence felt there immediately, becoming the Rookie of the Year.

In 2006, Hayden would have the biggest success of his career, as he was crowned the MotoGP World Champion. Hayden raced in the MotoGP World Championship from 2003-2016, making 218 starts and winning 131 races. He returned to the Superbike World Championship from 2016-2017, racing for the Red Bull Honda team.

Both of Hayden’s brothers, Tommy and Roger Lee, were also professional motorcycle racers.

Hayden was engaged to Jackie Martin, making this unbelievably sad news even worse. Thoughts and prayers go out to all of Hayden’s family and friends during this unimaginably tough time. RIP, Nicky.

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American motorcycle racer Nicky Hayden died Monday from injuries received last week in a bicycle crash in Italy, the Associated Press reported. He was 35.

Nicky Hayden Cause of Death

“The medical team has verified the death of the patient Nicholas Patrick Hayden, who has been undergoing care since last Wednesday May 17 in the intensive care unit of the Bufalini Hospital in Cesena following a very serious polytrauma which occurred the same day,” the hospital statement said.

Hayden was in Italy following a race at nearby Imola. He was training on his bicycle along Italy’s Rimini coast when he was hit by a car last Wednesday.

He was transported to the Bulfalini facility, the AP reports, where he is said to have been diagnosed with severe cerebral damage and multiple traumatic injuries.

Hayden, nicknamed the “Kentucky Kid,” graduated to the premier class of MotoGP in 2003 when he was 21. There, he teamed up with Italian racing champion Valentino Rossi, according to Fox Sports.

Three years later, Hayden won the MotoGP World Championship while competing against Rossi. In 2016, he switched from MotoGP to Superbike. Following the Imola race, he ranked 13th in points for the season.

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Gio Managadze, a 20-year-old University of Maryland fraternity brother, claims he would have been valedictorian of his graduation class if he hadn’t dropped out of school two weeks before graduation.

In a LinkedIn post, Gio Managadze shared a letter that he sent his parents after he allegedly failed his classes on purpose so he would not be awarded the degree in computer science he has been working towards during school.

Managadze said having a college degree would keep him from achieving his dream of becoming a ‘self-made entrepreneur’ because he could always ‘fall back on his job training.’

via LinkedIn:

This semester I have finally understood that my true passion and dream is to become a self made entrepreneur. A CEO. That means I want to start my own company. From scratch. Without a degree. Without getting a job anywhere. And become a self made entrepreneur. Why am I getting a degree if my dream is to not have a degree? I don’t want a degree. I don’t want any job that requires a degree, ever.

To me, a degree and any job that requires a degree, is an escape plan from my dreams. I don’t need escape plans from my dreams. I don’t need a back up plan in my life. I don’t need a safety net. I don’t ever want to work with anybody who thinks having a degree is more important than being fearless.

Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t waste any money, I fully completed my computer science major and technology entrepreneurship minor. I got a computer science education and became a Valedictorian. I only dropped out of school two weeks before graduation. All I didn’t get was a piece of paper.

If you ask me, kid comes off cocky as hell, which I guess is something you need when you want to be a CEO, but he comes off as the wrong type of cocky. He thinks he’s writing some sort of profound musing about the nature of life and leadership, but really, he just comes across as a smug 20-year-old with zero concept of what the real world is like.

I will give him this though — this move is a master class in the art of virality. His name is going to be circulating in the news all over the world for the next week.

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If there is any athlete that has earned his place in the limelight when it comes to professional sports icons, starting pitcher Yu Darvish would be near the top of that list. Considered one of the most dominant pitchers in Japanese and American baseball, Darvish is a soft-spoken spectacle that has entranced fans for years. While Darvish’s career has been somewhat marred by injuries, he is a fearless strikeout machine when healthy. Given Darvish’s rise to prominence on a global scale, one important inquiry remains: how much is the gifted starting pitcher actually worth?

Yu Darvish’s Net Worth as of 2017: $23 Million

How did the iconic pitcher get there? And how have his numerous accomplishments garnered him this impressive wealth? Let’s find out.

2005 – 2011

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Despite getting off to a shaky start as a professional baseball player in Japan (he was caught smoking in a pachinko parlor and was too young to legally gamble and smoke), Darvish was still allowed to make his debut later in the season. In his first start, Darvish emphatically displayed his abilities when he pitched eight shutout innings in an interleague game. Overall, Darvish had an impressive rookie season with the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters as he compiled a 5-5 record with an ERA of 3.53.

Coming into the 2006 season, Darvish was not content to rest on his laurels as he further distinguished himself as a locked in and efficient pitcher. His overall numbers were indicative of his essential contributions to his team (12-5 record, 115 strikeouts with an ERA of 2.89) as the Fighters won their first Pacific League title since 1981. Better still, Darvish was instrumental in helping the Fighters win their first championship since 1961.

As a result of his consistent dominance, Darvish was named the opening day starting pitcher for the 2007 season (became just the fourth player in franchise history to be named the opening day starting pitcher within three years of graduating from high school). Once again, Darvish continued to establish a favorable reputation as a strikeout artist (became just the second professional Japanese baseball player to strikeout 14 batters or more in two consecutive starts). His statistical marks by the end of the season were nothing short of impressive (15-5 record, 210 strikeouts with a 1.82 ERA). While the Fighters eventually lost in the Japan Series, Darvish totaled 24 strikeouts in the two games he started in the series. During the offseason, Darvish re-signed with the Fighters for 200 million yen, making him the youngest player in Japanese baseball history to reach the 200 million yen mark.

With his newfound wealth, Darvish went into the 2008 season determined to establish himself as the best starting pitcher in Japanese baseball. Despite putting up five less wins than rival starting pitcher Hisashi Iwakuma, Darvish still finished the season with a 16-4 record, 208 strikeouts and a 1.88 ERA. Although Darvish and the Fighters failed to make their third straight appearance in the Japan Series, the Fighters once again saw it fit to retain Darvish’s coveted services as they re-signed him to a 270 million yen contract.

After several years of being a prolific and consistent starting pitcher, 2009 saw Darvish succumb to his first serious injury. Although the Fighters classified Darvish’s injury initially as “shoulder fatigue”, it was clear in his woeful performances before and after the injury was made official that something more severe had occurred. While Darvish came back in time for the postseason and pitched well, the fighters were unable to get past the Yomiuri Giants, who they lost to in five games. It was revealed after the Japan Series that Darvish had a fracture in his right forefinger and had issues with his lower body due to hip pain. Still, Darvish was ultimately awarded with his second MVP award and re-signed with the Fighters at 330 million yen.

While Darvish came into 2010 season healthy, the Fighters as a team struggled mightily throughout the course of the season. The Fighters began the season with a 5-14-1 record, but Darvish was undeterred by his teams abysmal performances and lead the league in strikeouts throughout the majority of the season. Although Darvish did miss a couple of starts due to back discomfort and a sore knee, he was able to set a career low ERA of 1.78 along with 222 strikeouts on the season.

In his final season with the Fighters (and in Japan), Darvish signed a massive contract of 500 million yen, which made him the highest paid baseball player in Japan. After a uncharacteristically poor start to the season (allowed seven runs in seven innings on opening day), Darvish pitched the rest of the season allowing no more than three runs per start. Statistically, it was his best season to date as he garnered 18 wins, compiled 276 strikeouts and set a new career low ERA of 1.44. After being eliminated in the first round of the Pacific League Playoffs, speculation began to circulate of Darvish leaving Japan to join the MLB.

He reportedly earned 500 million yen in 2011 (which could have been converted to roughly $6 million at the time).

2012 – Present

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After negotiations with the Fighters, Darvish was ultimately allowed to sign a six-year, $60 million contract with the Texas Rangers. Although Darvish was able to get a win in his first start in the majors, he still posted fairly lackluster numbers (pitched 5.2 innings, giving up eight hits, five runs while striking out five). However, it would not take the determined Darvish long to adjust to the tenacious hitters in the majors. On April 24, Darvish pitched 8.1 shutout innings while compiling 10 strikeouts. As a result of his consistency, Darvish was the final American League player to make the 2012 All-Star roster. While Darvish posted a high ERA by his standards (3.90 ERA), he still garnered 16 wins and struck out 221 hitters in his first major league season.

While the 2013 season was briefly disrupted for Darvish when he was placed on the 15-day DL in the middle of the season due to a trapezius strain, he quickly returned to have his best season in the majors. He garnered an eye-popping 277 strikeouts in the season with an impressive ERA of 2.83.

Although some lingering injuries resurfaced during the 2014 season, Darvish still posted a respectable ERA (3.06) and was elected to his third all-star game.

The 2015 season would sadly see Darvish sidelined for the season due to having Tommy John surgery during spring training.

While Darvish saw playing time during the 2016 season, he was still inhibited somewhat from having Tommy John surgery the previous season. He was placed on the 15-day DL twice during the season but still managed to post a respectable ERA of 3.41 while striking out 132 batters in just 100.1 innings pitched.

Thus far in the 2017 season, Darvish has been healthy and his performances on the mound are indicative of what the silent strikeout king can do when he is on top of his game. With a 2.83 ERA and 68 strikeouts on the season, Darvish has looked every bit like the dominant starter that he was in Japan and when he initially came over to the majors.

Given how many well-established and championship caliber starting pitchers there are in the majors, it’s easy to forget how phenomenal Darvish is when healthy. Despite missing the entire 2015 season and having a underwhelming 2016 season, Darvish has rediscovered that fiery determination and discipline that made him a household name both in Japan and in the United States. While it’s premature to say that Darvish is completely back to his old ways of being a reliable and consistent starter, what he has done thus far in 2017 should give baseball fans tremendous hope that the stoic athlete is on pace for a satisfying and well deserved redemption season.

He reportedly earned $11 million in 2017

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Tim Seward, 31, was flying from Beijing, China, to Seoul, South Korea, with Asiana Airlines when a cabin crew member approached him and said, “I cannot prove if your leg is functional.” The crew member told Seward that he would have to move seats unless he could “run and jump to prove his prosthetic leg was able to support him.”

What Happened?

Seward, an industrial engineer who had his limb amputated at the age of 11 because of cancer, had paid an additional fee for an exist row seat which requires passengers to be physically able to open the emergency door in the event of a crash landing.

Though Tim does have a prosthetic leg, he told Daily Mail that he is “more capable than most people physically” and even enjoyed a brief professional skating career in his 20s.

After boarding, he had asked the steward: “So the company told you to move a disabled person because in this seat according to your policy you do not allow a disabled person to sit in this seat because I wear a prosthetic leg?”

After the staff member ordered him to move he asked to speak to the cabin manager. Check out the video of the dispute.

According to Tim, the crew member returned with three security guards who escorted him to another seat.

“It caught me off-guard completely,” he told Daily Mail.

“Even with everything that’s happening on flights these days I couldn’t believe what happened and that I am the one having to deal with it.”

Asiana Airlines did not return MailOnline’s request for a comment.

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Asiana Airlines Inc. is one of South Korea’s two major airlines, along with Korean Air. Asiana has its headquarters in Asiana Town building in Seoul. It commenced operations in December 1988 and has a fleet of 82 aircrafts.

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13 Carleton College students have been suspended over a hazing incident that involved ‘extreme drinking’ as part of an initiation into a secret social club.

Police are investigating the incident, along with an alleged sexual assault that followed the hazing incident at the private Minnesota college.

A letter from Carleton College President Steven Poskanzer to students, faculty, and staff says the hazing on April 28 was part of an initiation into a secret social club called ‘DTX,’ which is an apparent reference to the Delta Tau Xi fraternity in the movie Animal House.

Via The Star Tribune:

The club is not sanctioned by Carleton, a highly regarded liberal arts school of roughly 2,000 students in Northfield that has never had fraternities or sororities.

Poskanzer’s letter said that the “event on campus that has severely compromised” the college’s fundamental value of mutual respect “involved hazing and extreme alcohol consumption as part of initiation into a secret coed social club.”

A school investigation found those responsible violated the student code of conduct that forbids hazing and other actions that threaten the health, well-being, and safety of others.

In addition, Carleton College officials said Northfield Police were investigating an allegation of sexual assault following the hazing incident. The school declined to provide details in an effort to protect the student’s privacy.

Carleton College is a liberal arts college in Northfield, Minnesota with a student population of about 2,000.

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Little 500 is one of the greatest college traditions in the entire country, and the 2017 edition of this annual event did not disappoint. The festivities are held during the third weekend of April, but College Weekly just posted a video of the insane partying that goes down at Indiana University.

DJ Carnage and Waka Flocka performed at the Zeta Beta Tau house, and they blew the goddamn roof off of that place. The tunes were bumping, the beers were cold, and the ladies were looking lovely.

Check out footage of the wild party in the video below. Indiana clearly goes hard in the motherf*ckig paint.

God, I miss college. Graduating is the biggest sucker move of all-time.

In regards to the race, the Black Key Bulls won the 67th running of the Little 500. This was their second Little 500 victory, as they previously won back in 2014.

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Ksenia Tsaritsina, the 27-year-old model and wife of a billionaire Russian oligarch, flaunted her massive ring which she said contains a 70-carat diamond worth a staggering £7 million.

Tsaritsina is the wife of Russian businessman Aleksey Shapovalov and this week she showed off all of the expensive toys he got her to celebrate their five years of marriage. Alongside the images she explained that normal jewelry just “wasn’t good enough.”

She wrote: “My husband is never too stingy to buy me presents. Now he made a decision that a 30-carate ring is not enough for me.”

The model had previously posted pictures with a large ring that had a heart shaped stone in the center, but that accessory seems to have been replaced with this new one.

Elizabeth Taylor – a woman known for diamonds – had a famously large 30 carat diamond ring (which sold in 2011 for $8.8 million) but according to Cosmopolitan Russia, Ksenia’s husband thought that one like Elizabeth Taylor’s was not big enough for his beloved wife.

The couple split their time between their native Russia and a lavish life in Dubai, where she is often spotted driving around in her Bentley.

“When it comes to my look, I am a perfectionist,” Ksenia said.

“This is why after two pregnancies I want to be better than before them, and definitely not worse. I am a model and I know how important it is to stay in shape.

“If you want to stay fit, you can find a lot of reasons to be.”

ABC’s popular reality TV competition Dancing With The Stars continues its 24th season tonight with episode No. 10 at 8:00 P.M. EST.

Looking for all the ways to tune into the toe tapping, electric shuffling episode? We got you covered. Continue reading to find out all the ways you can live stream the new episode.

Dancing With The Stars Viewing Details

Date: Monday, May 22, 2017
Time: 8:00 P.M. EST
TV Channel: ABC (check local listings)
Starring: Bonner Bolton with pro Sharna Burgess
Charo with pro Keo Motsepe
Chris Kattan with pro Witney Carson
David Ross with pro Lindsay Arnold
Erika Jayne with pro Gleb Savchenko
Heather Morris with pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Mr. T with pro Kym Herjavec
Nancy Kerrigan with pro Artem Chigvintsev
Nick Viall with pro Peta Murgatroyd
Normani Kordei with pro Valentin Chmerkovskiy
Rashad Jennings with pro Emma Slater
Simone Biles with pro Sasha Farber

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How To Watch Dancing With The Stars Live Stream Online

You can watch DWTS online via ABC’s website. You will need your log-in and password information for your cable or satellite provider and you’re good to go.

If you don’t have access to a cable or satellite log-in, you can live stream DWTS online through DIRECTV NOW. DIRECTV offers a free seven-day trial, so you’ll receive a full seven days free before your paid membership begins. If you cancel your subscription within the week, you will not be charged. DIRECTV NOW is available on Desktop, Apple TV, Amazon Fire TV and Chromecast.

You can also watch the DWTS through Sling TV. Sling TV is service that allows subscribers to watch live and on-demand TV channels on TVs, computer or mobile device for a monthly fee. It’s just like a cable or satellite TV service, except it’s delivered over the internet. The service’s Blue package includes ABC and costs $25 a month, but like DIRECTV NOW you can sign up for a free seven-day trial and if you cancel your subscription within a week, you will not be charged. Once signed up, simply download the app for your computer to start watching.

Please note ABC on Sling TV & DIRECTV NOW is only available in: Chicago, Fresno, Houston, L.A., New York, Philadelphia, San Francisco-Oakland-San Jose, Raleigh-Durham.

How To Live Stream Dancing With The Stars on Mobile

If you would like to live stream DWTS on your phone, tablet or mobile device, you can do so by downloading the ABC App. The ABC App is available on the App Store, Google Play store and Amazon Fire. Once you download the app, log in with your cable provider information.

You can also watch the TV show on the Sling app. Sign up for a free Sling trial and download their app from the App store or Google Play store. There is also a Sling app for Apple TV, Xbox One, Roku, Chromecast, and Amazon Fire TV.

DIRECTV also has an DIRECTV NOW app on App Store and Google Play store where you can watch DWTS for free if you sign up for the seven-day trial and cancel it before the trial period ends.

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Diet Starts Monday was originally a clothing brand, but they’ve now added a new component to their company. Co-founders Davin Gentry and John Geiger recently opened a pop-up bar, restaurant, and retail store of the same name in Washington, D.C.

Their new spot is getting attention for all of the wrong reasons, as they inexplicably thought that it was a shrewd marketing idea to sell a “Pill Cosby” drink. The cocktail features fake capsules floating around in liquor, which is pretty much the definition of poor taste.

Seriously.. Someone thought this was a great idea.. A drink called Pill Cosby.. With pills floating in it https://t.co/S2beA8xdCk—
Jacques Michel 🇭🇹 (@Coach_JoX) May 22, 2017

Gentry told the Washingtonian that the drink, “lets people be a little more aware,” which is the biggest crock of shit that I’ve ever heard. If Diet Starts Monday really cared about raising date rape awareness, they’d never in a million years consider making a drink like this.

Diet Starts Monday has since taken the “Pill Cosby” cocktail off of their menu, but it will be interesting to see if they’ll be able to recover from the backlash they’ve already received. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if this was their plan in the first place, though. These scumbags might be of the mindset that there’s no such thing as bad press.

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson may run for President of the United States in 2020 (alongside Tom Hanks). But before that, he’s not done being the all around awesome and hilarious dude-bro that he is. That’s why his appearances on Saturday Night Live and the handful of interviews he’s doing to promote Baywatch have been so damn entertaining. He’s a naturally charismatic individual, obviously, but this recent promotional appearance may take the cake.

Speaking to Elle, Johnson regaled his adoring public with the story of how he lost his virginity. Yes, I’m 100% serious.

Speaking of sexiness, tell me about losing your virginity. Would you have done anything differently?

Um…I wouldn’t have been so good at it? I mean, where do you go after that.… [Laughs]

Yes, we know you’re the absolute pinnacle of humanity, Rock. You don’t have to rub it in.

That’s the A side to the answer. Now the B side to that is — I would not have been in a park. I would have preferred not to have been caught by the cops.

That really happened?

Yes, my friend. We shouldn’t have been in the park in the first place. All of a sudden, a big spotlight came on us. Bang. You hear the cop roll down the window and say, “Ma’am, are you okay? Will you come to the car?” She gets dressed, comes to the car. They say, “Are you being attacked?” She says, “No, that’s my boyfriend.” It was a complete nightmare. [Laughs] Some stories are beautiful, but mine was not.

This may very well be the first think The Rock has ever done that normal everyday schmucks like you and I can relate to. Embarrassment? Humiliation? Frustration? Johnson isn’t an immortal god taking a human-life length sabbatical on Earth after all!

But what about that whole President thing?

It’s something that I gave my word that I would consider. We’ve had a lot of internal conversations, and I have a great team around me that continues to grow. I have a lot of friends in politics on both sides. And as the people continue to respectfully inquire about it, I’ll respectfully consider it.

Screw it, we’re in.