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17-Year-Old Killed After Being Rammed Into Tree By Friend Over Facebook Argument

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Tatyanna Lewis, a 17-year-old Chicago girl, has died after she was repeatedly ‘rammed into a tree’ during an argument with a friend. The argument reportedly started as a dispute on Facebook.

Lewis was pronounced dead at the scene on Friday, May 12 after an unidentified woman allegedly hit her repeatedly while she was walking through the city’s Morgan Park neighborhood on the south side.

Police have arrested a 24-year-old mother but have yet to charge her. The woman reportedly had a child in the back of the Jeep Liberty during the attack.

Witnesses at the scene saw Lewis laying on the ground ‘helpless’ after the suspect fled.

Via CBS:

The fatal incident took place around 11:10 p.m. in the the city’s Morgan Park neighborhood. Police say the driver chased the young woman along the sidewalk and repeatedly rammed her into a tree with her Jeep Liberty. The victim was pronounced dead at the scene.

One friend of the victim said he immediately ran to his friend’s aid and checked her pulse, but she was unresponsive. He said the altercation escalated from a Facebook argument.

“The victim and her boyfriend was visiting and I guess the other girl, out of jealousy and envy, followed them over here and it escalated over Facebook from my understanding,” he said.

According to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office, Lewis died from multiple blunt-force injuries. Her death has been ruled a homicide.

Hours before her death, Lewis posted on Facebook about a possible impending confrontation. Some neighbors say the argument was over a man.

The 24-year-old woman, who has yet to be identified, fled the scene but was later arrested by police. Police recovered the Jeep Liberty about a mile and a half away near West 115th and South LaSalle Streets in Chicago. According to Chicago police, the driver remains in custody and charges are pending. Furthermore, the investigation remains open.


Maria Taylor Tapped As New Host Of ‘College Gameday’

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With Sam Ponder making the jump to the MAJOR leagues by filling Chris Berman’s roll as host of Sunday NFL Countdown, Ponder’s previous show, College Gameday, was in need of a new host.

Well, according to The Big Lead, that host has been found, as SEC Network reporter Maria Taylor is set to fill Ponder’s seat on College GameDay.

Taylor previously hosted SEC Nation with Tim Tebow and Paul Finebaum. She has also worked on college football games as well as men’s and women’s basketball games.

Taylor attended the University of Georgia, where she played both volleyball and basketball at a college level. In 2012, Taylor went on to become a reporter and host for IMG College at the University of Georgia and eventually landed herself a position at ESPN2 as a sideline reporter on the network’s weekly Saturday night primetime college football program.

After a couple of years working for the SEC Network, Taylor was tapped to fill Sam Ponder’s roll as host of College Gameday.

It’s not going to be easy to replace Ponder, but based on what we’ve seen so far, Taylor is clearly an excellent choice.

Duke Lands Five-Star Point Guard Trevon Duval

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Duke University is doing their usual restocking of the cupboard, and the latest blue chip talent to join the Blue Devils is five-star recruit Trevon Duval. The 6’3″ point guard played last season at IMG Academy in Bradenton, Florida, and he announced his commitment to Duke today in a Players Tribune video.

Duval was one of the most sought-after recruits in the entire country, as Rivals listed him as the #2 point guard and the #7 overall player in the 2017 class. The ESPN 300 also had him at #5 overall, and with these well-respected scouting services placing him in such high regard, it was no surprise that Duval had a ton of elite basketball programs offering him scholarships. Duval passed up offers from Arizona, Baylor, Kansas, and Seton Hall to develop his tripping skills under the tutelage of Grayson Allen.

All jokes aside, Duval appears to be more than worthy of the hype. Here are some highlight tapes of the McDonald’s All-American in action.

National Chocolate Chip Day 2017 Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Pictures

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Today, May 15, marks National Chocolate Chip Day. But please, don’t confuse this great holiday with its spiritual sibling, National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. Today, we’re all about the chips, man.

No one is quite sure just how and where National Chocolate Chip Day started. National Day Calendar, which has the skinny on every would-be holiday, couldn’t lock down its origins. Then again, does it really matter where the inspiration for today came when you’re busy scarfing down delicious warm chocolatey bites? I didn’t think so.

Throughout the country, countless local stores will be giving away free cookies to commemorate arguably America’s most important holiday.

If you live in Nashville, you can snag a free chocolate chip cookie at Christie Cookies in Germantown. Those in Florida can head over to Cowin’s Ice Cream and Smoothines in Bradenton, where you can get a free cookie with any purchase. AARP members get 20% off or $20 off purchases of $79.99 or more from Cheryl’s Cookies. The list goes on and on.

Fun fact: did you know chocolate chips were invented by Ruth Wakefield of Waltham, Massachusetts in 1936? Wakefield created the delectable treat in her Toll House Tried and True Recipes cookbook. Her and her husband ran a restaurant and inn side at the time and the recipe became so popular that Wakefield landed a deal with Nestle in 1939.

As The New Yorker noted in 2013, there are a handful of different stories behind Wakefield’s decision to use chocolate chips in cookies to go with ice cream. One version says she ran our of nuts, so replaced them with Nestle’s bittersweet chocolate. Another tale says vibrations from an industrial mixer caused chocolate to fall into the cookie dough. All we really know is that she made the right call and that the chocolate business today is booming.

CNBC reported last year that sales of U.S. retail chocolate hit $18 billion. Over the pat 10 to 15 years, sales have climbed around 3 percent, according to UBS analysts.

So enjoy today with some tasty chocolate chips and this collection of hilarious memes. You won’t be disappointed.

Moss Bluff Elementary School Lockdown: Full Story & Must-See Details

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A 7-year-old was shot and injured in an accidental shooting at Moss Bluff Elementary School in Moss Bluff, Louisiana, according to the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office. The school has since been placed on lockdown as a precaution.

What Happened?

A 7-year-old boy was shot in his classroom, Calcasieu Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Kim Myers said.

“The incident was isolated to this particular classroom and no other children are in danger,” Myers said.

The Calcasieu Parish School Board has sent notifications to parents at Moss Bluff Elementary assuring no students are in danger.

The Faceboook group Citizens of Moss Bluff: Be Informed is say that the shooting has to do with a child who brought a gun to school. They say it was likely dropped, and the gun fired.

The child was taken to a Lafayette Hospital, but there is no other information at this time as to the extent of the child’s injuries.


Moss Bluff Elementary School

Moss Bluff Elementary School is located in Moss Bluff, Louisiana. The school has a faculty of 65 and houses 955 students.

Trump’s Lawyer Michael Cohen Tweets Photo Of Gorgeous Model In Linge… Wait, That’s His Daughter

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I’m only 24, so luckily for me, I haven’t had a daughter yet, so it’s hard for me to give parental opinions on things I haven’t experienced.

That said, I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume I definitely wouldn’t share a picture of my daughter wearing lingerie on social media. Even if it is a “classy” photo (which, I’m still not sure makes it okay), it raises way too many pervy questions to even be worth it. A classic ‘juice not worth the squeeze’ scenario.

But, apparently, Michael Cohen, long-time lawyer to the President of the United States, doesn’t feel the same way as me, as he came out guns blazing, tweeting the following photo of his daughter.

Now, don’t get me wrong — this chick is a TOTAL dime. 11/10 would. 8 days a week. All that good stuff.

But I’m allowed to say that because I’m a 24-year-old writer for a c0llege website and not someone who shares 50% of her genetic code.

Boundaries, Michael Cohen, boundaries. I know Donnie Freedom fantasizes about his daughters willy-nilly, but just because you’re on his payroll, doesn’t mean you have to follow his pervy lead.

The Official Trailer For Alison Brie’s ‘GLOW’ Is Here

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There has been a ton of buzz surrounding GLOW, the upcoming Netflix series about a professional women’s wrestling circuit in the 1980s, and for good reason. The show has a very unique plot and stars Alison Brie, who’s both absolutely stunning and ridiculously talented.

GLOW stands for Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, which is a real wrestling promotion that was founded in 1986. There was a well-received documentary on GLOW that was released in 2012, so the next logical step was obviously to make a killer Netflix series inspired by the trailblazing wrestling company.

Now that you have a little background information on GLOW, you can check out its official trailer in the video below.

I am so all-in on this show that it’s not even funny. We’ve got wrestling, babes, Marc Maron’s smart ass, and a drug-dispensing robot. Talk about an embarrassment of riches.

For more details on GLOW’s plot, here’s the trailer’s YouTube description.

Inspired by the short-lived but beloved show from the 80s, GLOW tells the fictional story of Ruth Wilder (Alison Brie), an out-of-work, struggling actress in 1980s Los Angeles who finds one last chance for stardom when she’s thrust into the glitter and spandex world of women’s wrestling. In addition to working with 12 Hollywood misfits, Ruth also has to compete with Debbie Eagan (Betty Gilpin), a former soap actress who left the business to have a baby, only to be sucked back into work when her picture perfect life turns out not to be what it seems. At the wheel is Sam Sylvia (Marc Maron), a washed-up, B-movie director who now must lead this group of women on the journey to wrestling super stardom.

GLOW is executive produced by Liz Flahive (Homeland, Nurse Jackie), Carly Mensch (Orange is the New Black, Nurse Jackie), Jenji Kohan (Orange is the New Black, Weeds) and Tara Herrmann (Orange is the New Black).

That is one damn strong team of executive producers. The first season of GLOW will consist of ten episodes and hit Netflix on June 23, 2017. Is it too early to start loading up on old school WWF ice cream bars for my binge-watching sessions?

Edgemont High School Placed On Lockdown After Student Yells That Another Has A Gun

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Police have arrived at Edgemont Junior-Senior High School in Greensville, New York due to a lockdown.

The lockdown reportedly began after a student yelled that someone had a gun in a backpack. This prompted a lockdown and a search.

The lockdown at Edgemont Junior-Senior High School has since ended.


About Edgemont Junior-Senior High School

Edgemont Junior-Senior High School is a high school in Greenville, Westchester County, New York, serving students in grades 7 -12. Its feeder schools are Greenville School and Seely Place School, where students graduate in the sixth grade. Edgemont Junior-Senior High School has a “California-style campus,” which is similar to a small college campus. The school has five academic buildings, with one building dedicated to the seventh and eighth graders.

In 2015, Niche Magazine selected the Edgemont School District as the #1 Public School District in America.

The school’s colors are blue and white and its mascot is a panther.


JetBlue Kicks Family Of Four Off Flight For Storing Cake In Overhead Compartment

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A family of four traveling from New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport to Las Vegas was kicked off their JetBlue flight after they allegedly stored a cake in the overhead compartment.

Minka Burke, the mother-of-two who has kicked off the flight along with her husband Cameron and their children, says that the incident caused her children “scream and cry.” She said they were confused and have been “traumatized.”

The trip, which was a surprise booked by Cameron, was abruptly ended after their airline allegedly kicked them off for bringing a birthday cake onto the plane.

In a video obtained by ABC, Burke’s son is heard crying, saying they followed directions and did nothing wrong. However, JetBlue claims the violation that caused a “security risk” was a birthday cake stored in the overhead bin.

When one of the flight attendants told Cameron Burke to move the cake, he allegedly did so, placing it under the seat. It was at this time the family says the situation escalated when a second flight attendant confronted the first one.

Via ABC:

“You know, you could see the gestures, then she was pointing to her, ‘did you tell him he couldn’t put anything in the overhead compartment?’ Cameron said. “I had approached them, and I said everything was fine. And she said, ‘Sir, this does not involve you.’ When she told me I had been non-compliant, then I said, ‘Ma’am, had you been drinking?’ Because her behavior was not normal.”

It was at this point that police were brought on board, followed by an announcement stating that all the passengers had to get on board. Those passengers were reportedly clearly on the side of the Burke family. Cameron said he never cursed or raised his voice, and that at no point was his family told why they were being kicked off the plane.

JetBlue has since released a statement on the incident:

“(The customer) refused multiple requests from the crew to remove the items…became agitated, cursed and yelled at the crew, and made false accusations about a crewmember’s fitness to fly.”

The Burke family was immediately refunded at the terminal.

Former CEO Of Paramount Pictures Brad Grey Passed Away At 59-Years-Old

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Brad Grey passed away yesterday at 59-years-old. He may not have been a household name, but he played a major role in putting together some of the biggest films and TV series of all-time. The former chairman and CEO of Paramount Pictures will be deeply missed.


Brad Grey Cause of Death

Grey died of cancer on May 14, 2017 in his Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California home, surrounded by his family.

Here’s the Hollywood Reporter with more details on Grey’s tragic passing.

Grey is survived by his wife Cassandra Grey, their sons Jules, his three grown children Sam, Max and Emily from his marriage to Jill (nee Gutterson) Grey, his mother Barbara Schumsky, his brother Michael Grey and his sister Robin Grey.

There will be a small private funeral service later this week. A memorial service will be scheduled in the coming weeks, the family said.

In lieu of flowers, the family asks thats donations be made to the Lawrence J. Ellison Institute for Transformative Medicine of USC.

Grey was born in the Bronx, New York, and he graduated from the University at Buffalo with degrees in business and communications. While at the University of Buffalo, Grey got his start in show business as an assistant to Harvey Weinstein.

In 1984, Grey became partners with Bernie Brillstein, forming Brillstein-Grey Entertainment. Grey developed and produced many beloved films and shows at Brillstein-Grey Entertainment, including The SopranosThe Larry Sanders Show, Mr. ShowReal Time with Bill Maher, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The Cable Guy, and Scary Movie 2.

From 2005-2017, Grey served as the chairman and CEO of Paramount Pictures. During Grey’s tenure at Paramount, some of the most notable films they released were the Transformers, Paranormal Activity, and Iron Man franchises, Star TrekAn Inconvenient Truth, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Shutter Island, Up in the Air, The Fighter, and True Grit. Grey was let go from Paramount in February of 2017.

Grey also produced Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Departed with Plan B Productions, which he formed with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston in 2002.

Beth Mowins Reportedly Set To Become Second Woman Ever To Call NFL Game

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ESPN’s Beth Mowins will reportedly become the first women to call the play-by-play for an NFL regular season game since 1987. Mowins is said to be working the second game of ESPN’s Monday Night Football season-opening double header on September 11, Richard Deitsch of Sports Illustrated reports.

The last woman to call play-by-play for an NFL game was Gayle Sierens, who broadcast a Seattle Seahawks-Kansas City Chiefs matchup for NBC on December 27, 1987.

ESPN had no comment on the SI report.

Mowins has previously called college football games and preseason Oakland Raiders game. Deitch reports that she will “likely” be joined by Rex Ryan for the Los Angeles Chargers-Denver Broncos game which will follow the New Orleans Saints-Minnesota Vikings showdown. Ryan was quickly scooped up by ESPN after he was fired as the Buffalo Bills head coach. He will be a regular color commentator for Monday Night Football. He and Mowins broadcast the Florida State spring game together back in April.

“Beth will show up and do a game and do as good a job as any of the men,” Mike Tirico, the longtime ESPN MNF broadcast who now is with NBC Sports, told Deitsch’s SI Media Podcast in January. “She is a ceiling-breaker, a pioneer and there will be more women going forward.”

ESPN has also assigned Doris Burke, Kara Lawson, Jessica Mendoza, Mowins and others to games as they push for more diversity on-air.

Sierens received favorable reviews for her 1987 broadcast, but never called another NFL game. She was offered six more game during the 1988 season, but as a newlywed pregnant with her first child, she declined the opportunity.

“You’d be getting a great job; unprecedented for a female,” her co-anchor, Bob Hite, recalled telling her in a Tampa Bay Times interview. “On the other hand, you’d be giving up a lot.”

Sierens has said she still questions the what-ifs of her career, which ended in 2015 when she retired from Tampa’s WFLA.

“I don’t know why a woman hasn’t been able to break into that,” she said. “It’s sad for me. It’s sad that it didn’t happen sooner. I hope that my performance was good enough that it merited other women being given the chance. But maybe it wasn’t. Maybe everybody thought it was fun and cute and a great idea, but that’s not really how we want to hear our games. I don’t know. I may never know the answer to that. But I surely hope that someone soon gets an opportunity.”

Mowins, 49, became only the second woman to call nationally televised football games for ESPN in 2005.

ICYMI: Olympic Medalist McKayla Maroney Dropped The Hottest Instagram Video Of All-Time

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Olympic medalist McKayla Maroney may have retired from the gymnastics mat back in 2016, but she’s remained relevant thanks in part to her insanely hot Instagram post. In fact, her one-million plus followers were recently treated to an especially scintillating post.

Check out the gymnast’s perfectly toned backside.

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Now that Maroney is no longer focusing on gymnastics, she’s trying to make it as a musician. Unfortuantely, that means she doesn’t has enough time to post juicy Instagram pics like she used to. But when she does get around to uploading something, it’s always fire.

Sadly, the world at large threw some heat Maroney’s way for her racy posts. But the little firecracker was quick the hit back at the haters.

“i didn’t get hacked. unfollow if u need to. all love,” Maroney wrote on Instagram following the butt-thong post.

This isn’t the first time Marnoey has taken to social media to speak to the masses. Last summer, she spoke up when rumors of plastic surgery began cropping up.

It’s pretty ridiculous that people are out here hating on Maroney for doing her thing. She’s not breaking any laws, she’s not hurting anyone. In fact, she’s out here giving gifts to the world. Seriously, is this any different than the Kardashians and Jenners promoting their own brands with revealing shots? No, Maroney is just out here hustling and y’all trying to bring her down.

Sit back and enjoy this, people. Damn.

George R.R. Martin, Hellbent On Making People Miserable, Says ‘GoT’ Prequel Won’t Cover Robert’s Rebellion

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Do we even need George R.R. Martin anymore?

I mean, seriously, the show has lapped the books, with last season being merely guided by George R.R.’s notes for the upcoming The Winds Of Winter. Sure, the dude created the world and props to him, but I don’t see his purpose going forward.

Kind of like god and humans, you know? Like, if God’s real and made us, once he got the show (Earth) up and running, he stepped back into the shadows and let humans run the whole thing themselves. George R.R. needs to do that with Game Of Thrones — just let the brilliant TV people take over and waddle his way into the background.

In a LiveJournal last night, because George R.R. Martin is still living in the year 2002, he revealed that HBO had developed five, not four, prequel ideas, however, none of them revolve around Robert’s Rebellion.

Via Vulture:

HBO now has five — not four — ideas in the works, and clarifying that the none of these ideas will have characters continue from the main GOT series (sorry, Hot Pie). Nor does Martin intend to let HBO take on his Dunk and Egg novellas, since he has “at least seven or eight or ten more I want to write,” and doesn’t want a show to get ahead of the books again. And finally, the biggest letdown: There won’t be a show about Robert’s Rebellion, the conflict that preceded the main action of the series, since “by the time I finish writing A Song of Ice and Fire, you will know every important thing that happened in Robert’s Rebellion.”

Last time I checked (and by checked, I mean the last time my uber-Thrones fan roommate told me), HBO owned the rights to GoT properties outright and don’t necessarily need Martin’s consent. What I just said could also be a total crock of shit, but last I heard, that was the truth.

Fans — myself included — have long argued that a show based around Robert’s Rebellion would be just as, if not more so, entertaining than the Game Of Thrones we all know and love today.

Even seven seasons in, Ned Stark is still in most people’s top 3 favorite characters (if not the top), and a show based around a young Ned navigating Robert’s Rebellion would be a homerun.

Keith Mitchell Cause of Death: How Did Mazzy Star Drummer Die?

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Keith Mitchell, longtime drummer for Mazzy Star and a member of Opal, Monitor and Green on Red, died Sunday.


Keith Mitchell Cause of Death

The band confirmed Mitchell’s death, though a cause of death was not revealed.

Band members Hope Sandoval and David Roback released the following statement:

“Our hearts are broken. We have lost the much beloved Keith Mitchell, a very talented and amazing drummer that we have had the privilege to work with for many years, he will live in all of our hearts forever… We’ll miss you Big Fella.”

Mitchell playing with Monitor and Green on Red before joining Opal with Roback and singer Kendra Davis. Following two EPs and 1987’s Happy Nightmare Baby, Davis left the band. Roback then recruited Sandoval to replace Davis and the band reinvented itself in 1989 as Mazzy Star, a dream-pop group. They performed under Serpent Records.

Mitchell provided drums on all four of Mazzy Star’s albums: She Hangs Brightly (1990), their breakout album So Tonight That I Might See (1993), Among My Swan (1996) and the reunion album Seasons of Your Day (2013). Mazzy Star was particularly praised for their 1990’s hit single “Fade Into you.”

Walmart Shoplifter Face-Plants While Trying To Make Her Escape

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Ontario Provincial Police are looking for a real clumsy shoplifter. On April 26, 2017, the unidentified woman tried to leave a Fergus, Ontario Walmart with more than $650 of stolen goods in a shopping cart.

She wasn’t able to escape with the items, though, as she face-planted in the parking lot. Watch a pesky curb ruin her getaway in the video below.

That curb deserves a raise, pronto! It’s hands down the best security guard in that joint. Sacrificing its own well-being for the good of the store like a basketball player taking a charge in crunch time.

Even though this woman looks about as uncoordinated as Leo DiCaprio on ludes, she is apparently a seasoned Walmart crook. According to CTV Kitchener, police believe that she has a posse of bandits to help her pull off heists.

They also said it wasn’t the first time she had stolen goods from that Walmart. Store employees told police that she had stolen nearly $2,500 worth of products a few days earlier. In both cases, she was allegedly helped by two men and three women.

OPP describe the woman as being white, likely in her 40s, and weighing about 165 pounds. They say she has glasses, as well as a tattoo on her back, and was seen wearing a light-coloured long-sleeved shirt and black pants. The men helping her are believed to be in their 30s. One of them has short, dark hair, while the other was seen wearing a red and white baseball cap.

The women are all believed to be in their 20s. Police say one has long dark hair, a second has long blond hair, and the third “is prone to concealing her face.”

Wow, what a squad. It sounds like Fergus has an Oceans 11 style unit to deal with now. We’ve got a lady prone to concealing her face and another lady prone to busting her ass in parking lots. Everybody better keep their heads on a swivel!


Trump Further Panders To The Fat & Uneducated Who Voted For Him, Says Exercise Is ‘Misguided’

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So I guess Donnie Freedom is going all in on this whole ‘f*ck science’ thing, huh?

First, he denies climate change, and now he’s denying basic human health necessities such as exercise.

In an article published in the New Yorker last week titled “How Trump Could Get Fired,” author Evan Osnos said that “other than golf, he [Trump] considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”

Now, mind you, this isn’t the first time that Donald’s been revealed to be anti-exercise. In the 2016 book Trump Revealed, authors Michael Kranish and Marc Fisher wrote the following:

After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, “You are going to die young because of this.”

Is it possible that Trump is actually this stupid? Is it possible that not only does Trump not believe in the merits of exercise … but that he also believe’s it’s, like,  harmful? Personally, no, I actually don’t think Trump is that stupid. The guy has made it too far in life to not be able to wrap his head around the basic benefits of exercise.

I think this is Trump beginning his 2020 campaign by pandering to the same fat, uneducated, misguided midwesterners that put him over the edge in 2016.

Now, before you’re all like, ‘Wow, Eric, that is a remarkably insensitive and stereotypical opinion’, let me just say … I know. That’s a pretty hot take right there that could borderline get me in trouble, but I really don’t care. And you know why I don’t care? Cause I have colorful maps to parade around to prove my point just like Trump does.

First, the map of the 2016 Electoral College (which has been reportedly framed and hung in the White House because Donald Trump has the sportsmanship of an 8-year-0ld):

Pretty familiar by now, no? Well, then let me point you to a similar map, one that plots out college degrees by county:

Hmmmmmmm. Sure looks shockingly similar, am I right? Of course, I’m right — it’s a f*cking map, the proof is right there in the pudding.

And finally, a map of obesity, by county:

Yupp — yet again the same areas seem to be highlighted.

So, am I saying that if you are fat and uneducated, that you were more likely to vote for Trump? No, I’m not saying that at all.

The data is saying it.

Kourtney Kardashian Had The Best Mother’s Day Post On Instagram

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The least annoying member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kourtney Kardashian, won Mother’s Day by posting an insanely hot photo to Instagram. While everybody else was churning out lame posts to their mother, grandmother, or godmother, Kourtney flipped the script on the Mother’s Day social media game. She reminded everybody that Mother’s Day wouldn’t be possible without the greatest mother of all: Mother Nature.

Here’s the sexy truth bomb that she dropped on Instagram yesterday.

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Have mercy. Kourtney is out here playing chess while all these other dweebs are playing checkers. Touché, Kourtney, touché.

Now while Kourtney definitely won Mother’s Day, I wouldn’t be doing my job as an investigative journalist if I didn’t tell you the second place finisher. That would be none other than Emily Ratajkowski, who posted a picture of her and her mom rocking bikinis.

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The apple most definitely didn’t fall far from the tree. This Juvenile banger has never been more applicable.

101-Year-Old Man Becomes World’s Oldest Skydiver

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Verdun Hayes just made history, as the 101-year-old man became the world’s oldest tandem skydiver. At 101 years and 37 days old, Hayes jumped out of a plane 15,000 feet above the ground in Devon, England. The previous record holder was young whippersnapper Armand Gendreau, who skydived at 10,000 feet at the age of 101 years and three days old.

Watch Verdun smash the record in the video below.

What a badass. I’ve always wanted to skydive, but being a cheap, lazy sissy has prevented me from taking the plunge. Watching Hayes have so much damn fun has my wheels turning about planning a jump this summer, though.

Via the HuffPost, here are more details on how Hayes came to be a world record holder.

Hayes said he got the idea to skydive around the time he turned 90 years old, but his wife wouldn’t let him. She has since died, according to The Guardian.

Hayes, a World War II veteran, took his first jump last year to celebrate his centenarian birthday.

“A lot of people ask me how I’ve lived so long,” he told The Telegraph. “I’d say, ‘Just keep breathing!’”

Hayes made this year’s jump to raise money for the Royal British Legion, a veterans support group. Ten members of his family also made leaps as part of the event.

I love that piece of marriage advice. Just wait till your wife croaks, then you can do whatever the hell you want.

But seriously, Hayes is the f*cking man. He’s got cajones the size of melons, and it’s awesome he was able to use his passion for skydiving to raise money for a good cause.

Miss USA 2017 Contestants: Hottest Photos Of Contestants

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The world has spoken and Kara McCullough has been named 2017’s Miss USA. McCullough beat out 50 of some of the hottest women in the entire country. She will now represent the United States in the Miss Universe contest. Regardless of who won, all of these contestants are absolute smokeshows and deserve some serious recognition.

Miss USA is beauty pageant that has taken place annually since 1952. The pageant was formerly owned by President Donald Trump, but he’s a little busy doing some other things now. The competition begins with a preliminary round that includes interviews, swimsuits, and gown attire. The final round aired live last night. If you weren’t sure, like me, Miss America and Miss USA are entirely separate.

If you decided to skip out on watching these beautiful women compete, well, you did yourself a disservice. The final competition came down to the top five finalists and was definitely worth a watch, to say the least. Fortunately, you can check out the some of the best photos of all the 51 contestants here.


High School Bully Gets Knocked Out From Huge Bodyslam

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A high school bully made a devastatingly bad choice when it came to selecting who would draw the brunt of his dickhead behavior. Watch a bully learn the hard way not to start a fight that he can’t finish.

“Out f*cking cold, bitch” is right. My word, what an absolutely vicious bodyslam. That right hand at the end was just the cherry on top of a concussion sundae. It’s nice to see the good guy prevail too, as that bully totally deserved to get his ass kicked. There’s no better feeling than seeing the hunter become the hunted.

He stalked the kid down, instigated the whole conflict, and threw the first punch. The bully should just be happy that kid showed him mercy and didn’t also berate him with a never-ending string of profanities a la Ralphie Parker vs. Scut Farkus.

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